Knives

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by Shed End John
Must you stick the knife in the WHOLE time?? It's getting so old now.:rolleyes:

Whatever about me, that knife gag is prehistoric! :D

[Shed End John]

Originally posted by sadloserkid
Whatever about me, that knife gag is prehistoric! :D

Twasn't a gag.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by Shed End John
Twasn't a gag.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hmmm, maybe some of that money could be spent on getting you some schoolin' SEJ!!! :D

I kid, I kid because I love!

[Shed End John]

Originally posted by sadloserkid
Hmmm, maybe some of that money could be spent on getting you some schoolin' SEJ!!! :D


Sorry, but, I'm already doing my Diploma in Accounting in Ireland's greatest college aka CIT.:p :p :p

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by Shed End John
Sorry, but, I'm already doing my Diploma in Accounting in Ireland's greatest college aka CIT.:p :p :p

Ooh, very good! I'm a shifltess Arts undergraduate myself in a college with a female:male ratio of about 6:1 (Mary Immaculate College AKA UL Junior) in my beloved Limerick. And I'm tempted to question the suitability of the heading of this post! But I won't rant aboput, not from Cork like!!!!! :D

[Shed End John]

Originally posted by sadloserkid
And I'm tempted to question the suitability of the heading of this post!

So was I, until I realised you're from Stab City and it's probably just an attempt to wind you up.:D :D

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by Shed End John
So was I, until I realised you're from Stab City and it's probably just an attempt to wind you up.:D :D

Yes, I suspected that myself. I think it's residue from my role in 'The Mooney Saga' yesterday. I'm clearly been black-listed... :(

[patsh]

Originally posted by Shed End John
I'm already doing my Diploma in Accounting in Ireland's greatest college aka CIT.
Explains everything......:rolleyes: :D :D

[Gary]

Originally posted by Shed End John
Sorry, but, I'm already doing my Diploma in Accounting in Ireland's greatest college aka CIT.:p :p :p


John, CIT is a muppet college. Degree, Diploma, Certificates qualify yuo for nada.

CIT, the place that tries to have notions of upperosity. It tries to say it is every bit as good as UCC, but if it was, why does it get no funding. Why are most CIT graduates waiters, barmen and dole queuers?

[Badweather Fan]

CIT is a glorified secondary school-like bunch of prefabs for sailors and people who couldn't cut it at regular school.
No offence like.

[Ref]

CIT is a glorified secondary school-like bunch of prefabs for sailors and people who couldn't cut it at regular school.

Who are you to judge?

[James]

hahahahahahahaha

at long last a UCC v rtc debate

nice one kids

it will always be the rtc no matter how much they dress up the title
technical college *bah*

how many rtc students does it take to change a lightbulb
100
1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to try and turn the ceiling around

[Ref]

james, lucky you're on the same team as me tomorrow. ;)

shed isn't though. :p

[sadloserkid]

'Knives' is a kickin' song actually... :cool: I've decided I quite like this threads title after all.

[Schumi]

Originally posted by James
how many rtc students does it take to change a lightbulb
100
1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to try and turn the ceiling around Aaah, college jokes.

What do you have when 100 Trinity students are buried up to their necks in sand?


Not enough sand.:D

[James]

na feen you're lucky to me on the same team as me :)

*although it was getting worrying there last year when i had been around UCC longer then most of the buildings... barr the prehistoric science building, which surely won archeticural (sp) awards for theugliestbuildingintheworld

as for SEJ.. i try not to confuse the kid..by using monoslylabic words whereever possible and speaking ...v ....e.....r......y s ....l...o....w....l......y

[James]

Originally posted by sadloserkid
'Knives' is a kickin' song actually... :cool: I've decided I quite like this threads title after all.

whos sings dat then?

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by James
whos sings dat then?

Knives - Therapy?

My Girlfriend says

That I need help

My Boyfriend says

I'd be better off dead



I'm gonna get drunk

come round and fu*k you up

I'm gonna get drunk

Come round and fu*k you up, AND YOU CANT HELP MY LIFE

BUT YOU CAN HIDE.............THE KNIVES



My Girlfriend says

That I'm confused

My Boyfriend says

That I'm bad news

ALL PEOPLE ARE SH*T

BAD TRIP TATTOED ON MY BRAIN

ALL PEOPLE ARE SH*T

BAD TRIP TATTOED ON MY BRAIN

AND YOU CANT HELP ......MY LIFE

BUT YOU........CAN HIDE.......THE KNIVES



I wanna crawl up inside you and die

I wanna crawl up inside you and die

I wanna crawl up inside you and die

I wanna crawl up inside you and die

AND YOU .....CANT HELP........MY LIFE

BUT YOU........CAN HIDE........THE KNIVES

[James]

sounds like a potential eurovision winner to me then
maybe if the twins had sung that they might still be in the competition
*sigh*

[sadloserkid]

Ah the twins... Rory Gallagher they ain't... though he really belongs to Finn Harps anyways!!! :D

[James]

Originally posted by sadloserkid
Rory Gallagher they ain't... though he really belongs to Finn Harps anyways!!! :D

*issues first public warning to SLK.*
any more blasphemy like that about cork's finest and i'll have u banned


our old EU Law lecturer, a well know UCC ccfc fan (and known to a few heads on the board here ) used to start the 1st lecture of every year with the same gag
"my girlfriend and i were going into a night-club in limerick and the bouncer stopped us on the door. "have ye got any knives on ye" he asked.
"no, of course not replied the innocent UCC Law lecturer.."well then you'll probably need these" quipped the bouncer, as he handed them each a sharpened knife.

true story kids :)

[Ref]

Originally posted by James
true story kids :)

the bit about the lecturer telling the story or the lecturer given knives?

:)

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by James
*issues first public warning to SLK.*
any more blasphemy like that about cork's finest and i'll have u banned

Heh-heh, knew that would have the desired effect! ;)

[James]

typical SLK crap
a thread starts out being about knives gets dragged offtopic.. i do my best with my knife true story to bring it back on-topic ..and there u go again with ya nonsense.
scheeze sometime u wonder are ya just better off leaving work early on a friday and just heading to the pub... and of course the answer is YES :D

i'll be in the brog or the oval from 4ish more then likely

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by James
typical SLK crap

Yup. My pride and joy! However I'm blameless here because I didn't title this thread! :cool:

[Badweather Fan]

Originally posted by Ref
Who are you to judge?
Someone who rejected a cit place for a ucc place.
Hands up, i did apply for both.
But i put my future where my mouth is.

[Ref]

Someone who rejected a cit place for a ucc place.

as if i didn't guess.

i couldn't be bothered getting into the cit vs ucc debate.

better things to be doing.

even though i would win.....

[Badweather Fan]

Originally posted by Ref
i couldn't be bothered getting into the cit vs ucc debate.
better things to be doing.
even though i would win.....
Coulda shoulda woulda.
Suppose ya couldn't be bothered getting into ucc at all?
You would win?
Ah well typical rtc man, thinking of what could have been.
Sad really.

[sadloserkid]

And after Ref and BWF's carry-on James had the cheek to accuse me of dragging this thread off-topic (after he brought up CIT Vs. UCC and the twins...?) Carry on drinking buddy! :D

[Ref]

Originally posted by Badweather Fan
Coulda shoulda woulda.
Suppose ya couldn't be bothered getting into ucc at all?
You would win?
Ah well typical rtc man, thinking of what could have been.
Sad really.

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[SÓC]

Originally posted by James
*issues first public warning to SLK.*
any more blasphemy like that about cork's finest and i'll have u banned


our old EU Law lecturer, a well know UCC ccfc fan (and known to a few heads on the board here ) used to start the 1st lecture of every year with the same gag
"my girlfriend and i were going into a night-club in limerick and the bouncer stopped us on the door. "have ye got any knives on ye" he asked.
"no, of course not replied the innocent UCC Law lecturer.."well then you'll probably need these" quipped the bouncer, as he handed them each a sharpened knife.

true story kids :)

He still has it in for Limerick:D

When decsribing the Bosman case he referred to John Marc Bosman as a bad Belgian version of Johnny Glynn, ledgend.

[sadloserkid]

Hilarious stuff indeed. Honestly kids...:rolleyes:

Anyway, might see you of you lot on Sunday then! After which I'll probably have to change my line to "What was the outcome in the last competitive game between Limerick and Cork City?" :D

[Ref]

Originally posted by sadloserkid
After which I'll probably have to change my line to "What was the outcome in the last competitive game between Limerick and Cork City?" :D

well after the bohs spurs match i think nobody cares much about competitive matches in this country.