End of!

[Risteard]

with a certain amount of time.

They've been going out together with 3 years.

[Risteard]

Invariably offered by some D4gowl down on a training course.
"There's no right or wrong answers here."
Why don't we all **** off home so?

[Bluebeard]

It's about as funny as a dead spouse.

Dunno, that's my favorite Monty Python sketch.

[superfrank]

Like and totally, mainly by girls.

"Like I was totally hammered, like."

And "Oh my God" or ,even worse, people just saying OMG.

:mad::mad::mad:

[Erstwhile Bóz]

with a certain amount of time.

They've been going out together with 3 years.
Nothing wrong with that, it's just from the Irish "... le trí bliana".

Only things like "it's a big ask" or "going forward" annoy me.

[Bluebeard]

Nothing wrong with that, it's just from the Irish "... le trí bliana".

Only things like "it's a big ask" or "going forward" annoy me.

Do you want to push the envelope on that?

[Calcio Jack]

Surprised no one has gone for "...at the end of the day.." or "...the lad done well..."

[BohsPartisan]

I quite like FACT! and END OF!
Nuff Said!

[GavinZac]

"the exception proves the rule"

no it f***ing doesn't, it disproves the rule

[superfrank]

Another one I just remembered now "guesstimate"

[Red&White Rover]

Chillax....:mad:

[Risteard]

Right lads.
Just in from the game and thought i'd throw in my tuppence worth.

I've been going to <insert club here> matches for blabla years now bla but never blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabl ablablablabla:o
blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabl ablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablab lablablablablablablablabla. lablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla blablalablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla blablablablalablablablablablablablablablablablabla blablablablablablalablablablablablablablablablabla blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabl ablablablalablablablablablablablablablablablablabl ablablablablablalablablablablablablablablablablabl ablablablablablablabla
blabla bla bla bla :D:D
blablablablablablablablabla but one thing we all agree on is that blablablabla

[Wolfie]

A new Corporate / Gov phrase - "Cost neutral basis"

[GavinZac]

A new Corporate / Gov phrase - "Cost neutral basis"

i cant wait for when shops start advertising stuff as having 15% extra on a cost neutral basis!

[gustavo]

Stupid corporate speak /anacronyms I hear at work
-rampdown
-scaling out
-COB /OOO
-having an "issue" with something

[Steve Bruce]

"A Monumental moment"

"History in the making"

"Historic Day in Ulster"

Basically all the same phrases used every time the DUP and Sinn Fein might share the same room. Boring tedious crap.

[paul_oshea]

EOP/EOB/COP/COB/NETWORKING
rightsizing.....though i have never heard that one being "used" yet thank god ;) :D

[sligoman]

"I nearly died laughing/with laughter."

:rolleyes:

[Erstwhile Bóz]

I have to admit I do have a sneaking jealousy for the first person who wrote "Laugh? I nearly did."

Not so much for the tv critics/comedy writers/broadcasters/civilian ******* who use it non-stop, though.

[pineapple stu]

"the exception proves the rule"

no it f***ing doesn't, it disproves the rule
"Prove" means "test" in this intance.

[Risteard]

Sorry Sonic.
If it's not one thing, it's another.

Yes, that's correct.

[sligoman]

When people call films 'shows';)

[Sheridan]

Any **** who begins a sentence with "Clearly,.."

[Rovers fan]

"excuse the pun" when they are clearly only trying to highlight the fact that they made a clever pun

[TonyD]

I have to admit I do have a sneaking jealousy for the first person who wrote "Laugh? I nearly did."

Not so much for the tv critics/comedy writers/broadcasters/civilian ******* who use it non-stop, though.

I like "I laughed till I stopped" Can't remember where I saw it used first.

Back on the original topic, another of my pet hates from the business speak world is "heads up" as in "I just thought I'd give you the heads up on that. Americanised bull sheight. grrrrr. :mad:

[Sheridan]

Someone once told me they wanted to "touch bases" and I laughed down the phone, called them a c*** and hung up.

[lim abroad]

i hate when people finish every other sentance with "you know"

[shanman2]

"Do you know what I mean like"
"I was like"
"Stop it your hurting me" is also a one that gets to me....

[beautifulrock]

init bruv................ obviously I live in London but it makes me want to damage things (i know that could be considered an over reaction but...)

[Bluebeard]

Someone once told me they wanted to "touch bases" and I laughed down the phone, called them a c*** and hung up.

:D:D I have this wonderful image of that happening in my head.

[KevB76]

I like "I laughed till I stopped" Can't remember where I saw it used first.

That reminds me of I phrase I caught myself using more than once...

"I haven't done that / seen it etc. since the last time"

:o :o :o

[pineapple stu]

"If you can't see that...[insert something stupid here], you're clearly an idiot."

[sligoman]

Saying someone or something is as funny as 'arse cancer'

[deecay]

'At the end of the day'

Say that to me and I will punch you

Also 'thats what she said' eg Sligoman while playing pitch and putt

[sligoman]

Also 'thats what she said' eg Sligoman while playing pitch and puttI still won though, at the end of the day like.

[Raheny Red]

"Stop it your hurting me" is also a one that gets to me....

That made me laugh out loud :D




Also 'thats what she said' eg Sligoman while playing pitch and putt

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/140575/international_thats_what_she_said_day.html

[superfrank]

A lot of words I hate are when two words are put together like guesstimate and cupset. There's plenty others too.

[Wolfie]

"Credit Crunch" - the latest ladybird guide phrase to the cause of all our current woes including the lousy summer.

[Pauro 76]

I may have mentioned it or I may not have....

The combination of celebrity couple's names greatly annoy me. e.g. Brangelina, Bennifer and all that.

They have first names, use them!!!!!

[OwlsFan]

Media: "Roy Keane's Sunderland". Didn't know that was the new name of the club.

Sports news presenters: "That's your sports news". No it's not. It's their sports news. I didn't write it.

Buzz phrase: "Going forward" instead of "in future".

95% of sports commentators: "Defeat to" instead of "defeat by". Lose to, defeat by.

[jebus]

Synergy

Go away right now please :mad:

[KevB76]

Securitization. It just sounds so makey-uppy.

Also, makey-uppy :mad:

[stann]

May have said this already, but the modern use of 'criminality' as a mass noun just f**ks me off no end.

The word is 'crime'. And 'crime' has always been good enough.
The fact that McDowell didn't think 'crime' was a big enough or impressive enough word for his various crusades is no excuse for the rest of us to keep using it now he's finally been kicked to touch.

[Burny89]

"whatever'

[gustavo]

The misuse of the word racist
The misuse of the word literally
The misuse of the word random "randomers" ffs
The misuse of the word savage

[Magicme]

The misuse of the word racist
The misuse of the word literally
The misuse of the word random "randomers" ffs
The misuse of the word savage

God that must literally be the most randomly savage rant. You racist.

[OwlsFan]

The shout of "In the Hole!!" by USA Ryder cup fans, even if the shot is from 400 yards with no hope of getting in the hole.

[inexile]

The shout of "In the Hole!!" by USA Ryder cup fans, even if the shot is from 400 yards with no hope of getting in the hole.

that and "You the man!!" i hate that.

[noby]

that and "You the man!!" i hate that.

Exactly. I mean, where's the second-person singular verb?


"In the Hole!!" reminds me of people cheering at the end of the national anthem: in an attempt to be heard first people shout earlier and earlier. Now it seems the player hasn't even taken the shot before some dozzo shouts it.

[corkboy360]

"Come here to me"
In cork sounds like "come ere timmy"