Pablo
18/02/2003, 8:54 AM
> > > A family of England supporters head out one Saturday Christmas shopping.
> > > While in JJB Sports, the son picks up an Irish rugby shirt and says to
> > > his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter and I
> > > would like this shirt for my Christmas!"
> > > he sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and
> > > says, "Go talk to your mother." Off goes the little lad, with Irish
> > > rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother.
> > > "Mum." "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter
> > > and I would like this shirt for my Christmas."
> > > The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and
> > > says, "Go talk to your father."Off he goes with Irish rugby shirt in
> > > hand and finds his father. "Dad." "Yes, son?" I've decided I'm going
> > > to be an Ireland supporter and I would like this shirt for my
> > > Christmas."The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round
> > > the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
> > > About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The
> > > father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you have learned
> > > something today?" The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, Father, I
> > > have". Father says," Good son, what is it?"
> > > The son replies "I've only been an Ireland supporter for an hour and I
> > > already hate you English b@st@rds!"
> > > While in JJB Sports, the son picks up an Irish rugby shirt and says to
> > > his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter and I
> > > would like this shirt for my Christmas!"
> > > he sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and
> > > says, "Go talk to your mother." Off goes the little lad, with Irish
> > > rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother.
> > > "Mum." "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter
> > > and I would like this shirt for my Christmas."
> > > The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and
> > > says, "Go talk to your father."Off he goes with Irish rugby shirt in
> > > hand and finds his father. "Dad." "Yes, son?" I've decided I'm going
> > > to be an Ireland supporter and I would like this shirt for my
> > > Christmas."The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round
> > > the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
> > > About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The
> > > father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you have learned
> > > something today?" The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, Father, I
> > > have". Father says," Good son, what is it?"
> > > The son replies "I've only been an Ireland supporter for an hour and I
> > > already hate you English b@st@rds!"