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hoops1
30/01/2007, 3:02 PM
Its important to remember in this time of difficulty for Shelbourne that we must make the most value of their situation
So I think we should get our songs prepared for next year
I will start it off
1. You lost your first eleven (to the tune of You lost that loving feeling)
2. Number 1 has upped and left, Number two has upped and left etc. etc. etc.
( to the tune of we all dream of a team of Georgies Bests)
3, Byrne Byrne wherever you may be
you cant pay your football team
But it could be worse you could be wee
setting fire to yourself like mad maxi
(to the tune of dance dance)

Anyone any other suggestions

Pauro 76
30/01/2007, 3:06 PM
Going to have a lot of fun with this.

2 Unlimited - No Limits
No No. No No No No. No No No No. No No There's No Players.

Ollie, Ollie, give us a game.

Mr A
30/01/2007, 3:09 PM
2 Unlimited - No Limits
No No. No No No No. No No No No. No No There's No Players.

Is that about Shels or Longford?

Pauro 76
30/01/2007, 3:10 PM
Is that about Shels or Longford?

At least we have some left. :)

charliesboots
30/01/2007, 3:11 PM
best one has already been posted on the Pats forum. No doubt some Ollie lovers here will object

hoops1
30/01/2007, 3:12 PM
PM me

micls
30/01/2007, 3:23 PM
Il stay with the classic.....'Let's all laugh at Shelbourne'

'Who the ****ing hell are you' -to all their players (what the ****ing hell was that tune)

Schumi
30/01/2007, 3:26 PM
best one has already been posted on the Pats forum. No doubt some Ollie lovers here will objectI expected better tbh.

Pauro 76
30/01/2007, 3:34 PM
That old Club Biscuit ad jingle

If you cant afford to pay all the players, you've no Club.

That may need a bit of work mind you.

BohsPartisan
30/01/2007, 3:40 PM
Make sure the fans of first division clubs have their attention drawn to this thread. Its more pertinant to them.

forza
30/01/2007, 4:21 PM
Hes full of **** hes full of **** hes full of Ollies full of **** :D

Shall we pay a bill for you??? Shall we pay a bill for you??

RĂ©iteoir
30/01/2007, 4:38 PM
"Can we lend you 20 cent?"

The Sheliban
30/01/2007, 5:16 PM
Not wishing to urinate on anybody's party, but when exactly were you planning to use these pearls of wisdom?

BohsPartisan
30/01/2007, 5:17 PM
When we go to see you play in division one. No one will pay in though, we'll wait untill half time!

Hitman
30/01/2007, 5:22 PM
How about "You're not solvent any more"?

Magicme
30/01/2007, 5:29 PM
How about "You're not solvent any more"?

We will have none of that solvent abuse on here I tell ya!

Risteard
30/01/2007, 5:34 PM
(To the tune of Yellow Submarine)
Shelbourne dream of a team da da <cough> da
A team na da na
A team <noise> trails off.

The Sheliban
30/01/2007, 5:35 PM
When we go to see you play in division one. No one will pay in though, we'll wait untill half time!

At this stage, I'd be thrilled to be playing in the First Division this year.

MariborKev
31/01/2007, 3:47 AM
One we used last season, to the tune of "Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks

"The taxmans taken all they've got,
They'll have to sell Joey Ndo,
Shels'll go bust sometime soon,

Ollie finally got caught,
They've taken everything he's got,
All he's got has gone to ruin"

OneRedArmy
31/01/2007, 3:59 AM
Correction Kev
One we used last season, to the tune of "Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks

"The taxmans taken all their dough,
They had to sell Joey Ndo,
Shels'll go bust sometime soon,

Ollie finally got caught,
They've taken everything he's got,
All he's got has gone to ruin"

pineapple stu
31/01/2007, 12:43 PM
Who were you?
Who were you?

Trainee
31/01/2007, 12:51 PM
Going down faster than a Russian submarine:)

endabob1
31/01/2007, 1:01 PM
Monster - The Automatic
"What's that coming over the Hill is it a Tax Bill, Another Tax Bill"

BohsPartisan
31/01/2007, 1:35 PM
Who were you?
Who were you?

Where are ye?
Where are ye?

Macy
31/01/2007, 1:44 PM
I'm disappointed - I was expecting this thread to be in the vein of el message board era Dr.Nightdub friday afternoon threads. :) I even had quite a good one for the list... Bye Bye Badman - The Stone Roses

BohsPartisan
31/01/2007, 1:48 PM
How habout another Logan song:
Fold me now!

Pauro 76
31/01/2007, 2:50 PM
Or a bit of Manic Street Preachers.

Everything Must Go

Jerry The Saint
31/01/2007, 2:53 PM
Re-posting from the Pats board - because the schooligans love a bit of Bing Crosby...

They used to tell me I was building a dream
And so I followed the mob.
When there was earth to plow or guns to bear,
I was always there, right on the job.
They used to tell me I was building a dream
With peace and glory ahead --
Why should I be standing in line, just waiting for bread?
Once I built a football club, I made it run,
Made it race against time.
Once I built a football club, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?

Once in khaki suits, gee, we looked swell
Full of that Yankee Doodle-de-dum.
60 Shelbourne Muppets went slogging through hell,
And I was the kid with the drum.

Say, don't you remember they called me Ol,
It was Ol all the time.
Why don't you remember, I'm your pal --
Say, buddy, can you spare a dime?

Pauro 76
07/02/2007, 3:33 PM
Maybe all PA Announcers could play The Specials "Ghost Town" as Shels come out at the start of their games... ;)

RĂ©iteoir
07/02/2007, 3:57 PM
How habout another Logan song:
Fold me now!

Fold me now
No Cash, No Setanta Cup
Just fold me now
And we will owe -
Though we're all broke, we'll always be at Tolka
Forever in debt
What do you say when one man squads aren't enough?

What can I say?
Now my words are not... Relegation?
... enough