The real match: UCD 2-5 LTFC

[De Town]

We recorded an easy victory tonight in the half time match. UCD had no answers to onef's new signings (myself, and 2 mates), as the away outfit ran out easy winners...

LTFC took the lead when I placed a lovely shot past the UCD keeper and in off the post...Then the whole match was dominated by onef with UCD getting a consilation somewhere in between all the LTFC goals!

[CollegeTillIDie]

STIGG 2 - One F IN Longford 5 :D

[DmanDmythDledge]

I scored two goals. The two goals were scored by me. The one where the backpass was dodgy I scored. It went over the line, then the keeper scrambled it out, then I scored again, then the keeper scrambled it out again.

The ref at the half way line seemed to know that it didn't cross the lien, but I said it did and a player warming up at half time said I did. I score two goals0 FACT (as the Bohez like to say). If we had a team of me we would have won.

[Student Mullet]

STIG was s**t. That handsome import One F had was the business.

[Poor Student]

If we had a team of me we would have won.

Can't believe you came back to edited that after you sobered up and only cleaned up the grammar.:eek:

[Aberdonian Stu]

Longford only scored 5.

[John83]

2-5 or 1-6, it's still a pasting. Clearly, my, er... presence was missed at the back. :P

What was our team?

[sligoman]

Marty score any goals?

[DmanDmythDledge]

What was our team?
Usual bar Harpo and you. Craddock played for Longford to even up the numbers.

Marty score any goals?
Don't think so.

[CollegeTillIDie]

Brendan Dillon was asked his opinion after the game and said something along the lines of " in my more than 20 years as Superleague Secretary I never witnessed as crap a game !"

[pineapple stu]

Yep, but a former player was quoted as saying "I played alongside worse keepers than you at UCD" to me.

Oh, and that handsome Longford import chipped my bloody tooth! Have to book a trip to the dentist now!

Should be noted that we are lodging a complaint with the governing body as we believe Mullet was a banger. We expect One F to get a three point penalty and to get a replay.

We were utterly sh!te, even with an extra player again. Who was that who missed the open goal when I got across to save? Really enjoyed that - one ofthe best saves I've made in a while! :)

[DmanDmythDledge]

We were utterly sh!te
As a collective unit.;)

[Colie]

Half time entertainment it definitely was.

[John83]

Half time entertainment it definitely was.
You over the injury from the, erm, annulled game Colie? Sounds like they could have used you!

[Aberdonian Stu]

Surely my double 'tackle' of One F's banger and Massop where I didn't even use my feet to take them out was the highlight of the game.

[De Town]

While your "goal" did look over the line, the ref didnt give it so it doesnt count...And we definately scored 6...Guarantee it.

[pineapple stu]

Kieran Harte (UCD sub) said it was a goal, so a goal it was. :)

And the first Longford goal would have hit the post and come back into my hands. ;)

[De Town]

And the first Longford goal would have hit the post and come back into my hands. ;)
That was a well executed finish by myself that would have gone in if ye had proper goals. We'll settle at 6-2.

[pineapple stu]

It was a well executed finish until I got a faint touch to it to turn it right into the centre of the post. ;)

We'll settle for "we got hammered".

[Aberdonian Stu]

The ref only gave ye five. I don't even know where this magical sixth goal is coming from, unless you're referring to the effort that was clearly signalled as being over.

[sligoman]

I think the debate over the final scoreline should be sent to arbitration!:D

[Schumi]

A replay required probably. :D

At least I didn't score an own goal this time. :o

[Martinho II]

i had one great chance got past a few people one on one with pineapple rifled the shot hit pineapple came out to me and just when I saw an open goal pineapple beat me to the ball! had a crap game no sliding tackles from me in this match im afraid!

delighted with the result!

[pineapple stu]

That's who that was then! :p