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Aberdonian Stu
03/10/2006, 10:52 PM
I repeat the Hoff alert has been sent.

Those of you aware of the mission to get the Hoff to number 1 willl be aware of the plan.

For the rest the Hoff alert began collecting email addresses months ago waiting for it's D-Day when the plan to get the Hoff to number one would be enacted.

I received the email earlier today. The alert has been issued.

The Hoff's new single Jump in My Car has been selected for this mission. A purchase either online or in a store will help get the Hoff to number 1.

ccfcman
08/10/2006, 7:49 PM
Got me email, GWAN the Hoff!

pete
09/10/2006, 3:40 PM
The Hoff's new single Jump in My Car has been selected for this mission.

A misson of bad taste? :eek:

Pauro 76
09/10/2006, 3:58 PM
Got in at No.3 in the UK Charts today.... can he make it to No.1? :eek:

CollegeTillIDie
14/10/2006, 9:15 AM
I have a duet featuring the Hoff on an album by Czech singer Helena Vondrackova on a song called "MOre Than Words Can Say" which he co-wrote. His voice is ok really, better than some so-called singers.

Green Tribe
16/10/2006, 3:49 PM
The hoff's song is class! :D

dcfc1985
16/10/2006, 4:03 PM
The hoff's song is class! :D

I agree.. all i can say to that is ..

Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
Mmm, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
No thank you sir-ir
Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
No thank you sir-ir
Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie
I know your ga-ame
How can you say that, we only just met
You're all the sa-ame
Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her yet
I got you then
No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath
And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'll catch your death
Well, I don't know-ow
Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and dry

Mmm-mmm, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
C'mon jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

Mmm-mmm, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
C'mon jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your ow-own
Well maybe I wi-ill
Ah, that's better now, your talkin' sense
But you better keep still
Well, if you like I'll just put up a fence
No need to get smart
Well alright we'll soon be on our way
We better start
What for?
Because it's such a long way
Why, where d'you live?
I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four miles
Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that cute smile
Oh, no I'm not
Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say
And what's that?
Get out the car, get on your way

Get out of my car
But you just said that you'd take me home
Well, it's just too far
But there's no way that I can get there alone
I couldn't care less
Maybe I could see you next week
But you look a mess
But look who's talkin', you've got no right to speak

Get out of my car
You told me that you were a really nice guy
Well I aint
Get out of my car
Get out
Get out of my car

:D :D

Green Tribe
16/10/2006, 4:50 PM
brilliant! :D

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/hasselhoff%20admits%20knight%20rider%20car%20was%2 0gay_1010364

Babysis
16/10/2006, 7:06 PM
dcfc1985 are you not going to try and get a few more members for the derry based hoff fan club??:p the video makes the song - love it:D

DmanDmythDledge
16/10/2006, 9:21 PM
I have lost whatever respect I have for him after the end of the video.