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BohsPartisan
29/09/2006, 12:39 PM
Match Reports Still Unreadable (http://www.droghedaunited.ie/scripts/result.asp?FixtureID=471)

Can't believe after all the complaints from their own fans, the Drogheda Official site still has this muppet doing Fanzine style reports.

pineapple stu
29/09/2006, 12:43 PM
Fairly crap fanzine.

pete
29/09/2006, 12:46 PM
Once any a fairly unreadable match report. Little or no punctuation & just a long rant. I believe there have been several complaints to the eL office already but no action. If I was Drog (don't want to think about that too long) I would be very embarished.

:rolleyes:

Does anyone know how long this kid is? 10? 12?

John83
29/09/2006, 12:51 PM
It's pretty poor alright. You expect better from an official site.

Anyone have a link to the previous thread about their site?

BohsPartisan
29/09/2006, 12:55 PM
Does anyone know how long this kid is?

In what department :eek: :D

John83
29/09/2006, 12:56 PM
In what department :eek: :D
Well, someone has serious balls to post that on an official website. ;)

bluemovie
29/09/2006, 12:56 PM
Once any a fairly unreadable match report. Little or no punctuation & just a long rant. I believe there have been several complaints to the eL office already but no action. If I was Drog (don't want to think about that too long) I would be very embarished.

:rolleyes:

Does anyone know how long this kid is? 10? 12?

Ahem, ahem. Jaysus, Pete, why do you want to know how LONG the 'kid' is????:eek:

As for unreadable punctuation/spelling, maybe you should look a little closer to home! (Sorry for the pedantry).

iceman
29/09/2006, 12:57 PM
Does anyone know how long this kid is? 10? 12?

Would you believe that muppett is in his 50's :D

BohsPartisan
29/09/2006, 12:57 PM
This bit in particular:


And we though that's the vital one , now let's get the second.......on 75 Fabio (who had his best game this year) in box with ball.. down he goes and jaysus what does Stokes do ??? Gives him a card for divin !. Well that bet all (as they say in Collon). If the Cork penalty decision in the last match was a poor one , well this was another exactly the same similar one of the same type.


:eek:
:confused:
:mad:

Schumi
29/09/2006, 1:18 PM
That was actually one of the more sensible of these reports that I've read. :eek: This cracked me up though:
the same as we have to accept that the pope is no longer inflammable

Drogman.
29/09/2006, 3:07 PM
Look there's been endless threads on our forum about this, some people say its only a bit of fun but for me and a good few others its just cack.

No matter how much we plead to them, they still put that sh*te up.

Mr A
29/09/2006, 3:12 PM
That was actually one of the more sensible of these reports that I've read. :eek: This craked me up though:

I just imagine them putting up signs in the Vatican:

Caution- Pontiff may explode into flame without warning.

thedoyler
29/09/2006, 3:15 PM
Wasnt it Tarzan who put the cross in :P

LeixlipRed
29/09/2006, 5:43 PM
Seems like the guy was drunk when he wrote it. Absolute joke

BohsFans
29/09/2006, 5:43 PM
I remember starting a thread on this particular topic, i'd say a year ago and I remember back then getting slated!
Now most are singing off the same sheet as me. What's changed? :rolleyes:

A face
29/09/2006, 10:39 PM
.....


:p

gustavo
30/09/2006, 12:54 AM
http://www.foot.ie/showthread.php?t=30650
heres the old thread for reference

BohsFans
30/09/2006, 6:05 PM
http://www.foot.ie/showthread.php?t=30650
heres the old thread for reference

dam I wish you hadn't posted that, you've got me angry again!

Gareth
07/10/2006, 10:31 AM
check out the latest report. F.F.S in the first line. Amateur. (we don't have the match rpeort from waterford up yet, but at least its not that muck)

skitz3
07/10/2006, 11:06 AM
Anyone got a link?

Dr.Nightdub
07/10/2006, 11:10 AM
While the guy still has a lot to learn about paragraphs, spacing and spelling, this isn't a bad use of metaphor (I'm not saying the metaphor is accurate, mind):


And then two minutes later Jason Gavin, who hard earlier conceded a yellow, tackled Molloy from behind in front of the stand and he had to go, and Molloy entererd into the spirit of the Dublin Theatre Festival with an acting performance worthy of Daniel Day Lewis as he lay there at death's door for as many minutes as he could until Tuite saw he was time wasting and ushered him off - what a performance !

Mind you, given that an official club website should reflect official club thinking, if that's the general attitude of the club is it any wonder Keith Fahy did this (http://www.sportsfile.com/fotoweb/Preview.fwx?position=8&archiveType=ImageFolder&sorting=ModifiedTimeAsc&search=drogheda&fileId=4C3ABA64E9D5C430719D19E637E06F040B41EBD67AF D4DB45349769D3DA29DA5FC788D58B16C1545D9DFF19DCC0CA FF51CD2FE7937D6917BDA902D9604B5640FC99E96A0A0B6BAD B8C824575572C45A67F3F301E2DB476964365AF5BC952B6A22 D080114D63018A647D14CCF64B1BDA3ED8CBEF4310CA469EA1 8D2FF0A051287) at Doolin after scoring? :D

kdjaC
07/10/2006, 11:36 AM
http://www.droghedaunited.ie/scripts/result.asp?FixtureID=472

It says we scored at the top but no mention of the goals in the sentence.


kdjac

skitz3
07/10/2006, 12:19 PM
Three nil - can you believe it ? Three Nil ???? f.f.s. what was that all about ????????, we lost THREE NIL???. Yes, we lost three nil, y'see it was like this..............we didn't have one of our better nights (you can say that again !) .........what do you say when you arrive home after a night like that ??. It was our worst performance in Richmond since harry threw away our win against Rovers. It was our worst performance since ............... I dunno !. And despite it all there was a match there to be won. Since our IFK marathon we have created enough chances in every match to win it and have not been able to do so. And as I said to the boys below in the mosque after friday prayers ...if you dont take your chances you won't put the ball in the net and if you don't put the ball in the net we all know what that means !!!

Thats the first paragraph of the match review,i didn't read past that!

ndrog
07/10/2006, 12:37 PM
"Mind you, given that an official club website should reflect official club thinking, if that's the general attitude of the club is it any wonder Keith Fahy did this at Doolin after scoring? "

What a stupid thing to say, of course its not the general attitude of the club .Its written by one person, who is totally irresponsible and treats it like its his own personal blog .As far as fahy giving the finger to Drogs fans ? no surprise there .Hes a little scumbag with a bad attitude .If he had of spent more time on his football and less time on the beer, and more time training instead of coming in hungover to bits ! he might still be at the club .

sonofstan
07/10/2006, 12:42 PM
well this was another exactly the same similar one of the same type

'Exactly the same', 'similar' and 'of the same type' eh? what are the odds?

Dr.Nightdub
07/10/2006, 12:48 PM
Ndrog, so we're agreed he's irresponsible. The club tolerating that on its official website only compounds the irresponsibility.

As for Fats, he may be a little scumbag with a bad attitude, but he's our little scumbag with a bad attitude and a sweet right foot. :D

wws
07/10/2006, 12:49 PM
Nightdub Mick Banks got a three out of three.....the best description of Molloy - like james brown goin off - the two lads holding him - all he needed was the cloak!

BohsPartisan
07/10/2006, 12:59 PM
.As far as fahy giving the finger to Drogs fans ? no surprise there .Hes a little scumbag with a bad attitude

Yeah Fabio would never do anything stupid to provoke opposition fans. :rolleyes:

:p

pete
07/10/2006, 2:42 PM
Anyone got a link?

Here.

skitz3
07/10/2006, 2:48 PM
Hey i got the link in the end :)

Rory H
07/10/2006, 2:57 PM
Go watch f**king tennis if you dont wanna be offended. Sweet jesus


i tried that but i kept hearing the words "love juice" so i had to be a sligo rovers fan....

Poor Student
07/10/2006, 4:17 PM
As a matter of interest, was Fahey's gesture directed at Doolo or the Drogs fans? It's really bizarre to see a man giving the fingers while hosited in the air.:confused:

We've got an awful lot of gesturing to opposition fans in this league. Is it not actually prohibited?

ndrog
07/10/2006, 7:31 PM
Ndrog, so we're agreed he's irresponsible. The club tolerating that on its official website only compounds the irresponsibility.

As for Fats, he may be a little scumbag with a bad attitude, but he's our little scumbag with a bad attitude and a sweet right foot. :D

as far as the website reports are concerned you are totally right .I hate them with a passion .Embarrising :o As far fahy , fcuk him .Well done on your win .