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gwanyagoodting
22/08/2002, 12:04 PM
A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head
abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error
in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk says,
'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.' So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets
worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his
head against the wall. His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he
is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's
wrong, father?' With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, 'The
f-----g word was 'celebrate'.

A face
23/08/2002, 11:59 AM
A Northsider walked into the local FAS office, marched straight up to the counter and said - Howya bud Im lookin for a job.

The man behind the counter replied -Your timing is amazing. Weve just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. Youll have to drive around in a big black mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is $200,000 a year

The Northsider said -Nah, youre bull****ting me

The man behind the counter said -Well you ****in started it!