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Poor Student
21/07/2006, 12:57 AM
http://www.a2zsoccer.com/index.cfm/loc/2-1/articleId/8B35BC12-E2D3-EC25-3A725F74DBE2C601.htm

We need men who can dream of things that never were - John F. Kennedy, Dublin, 1963

Statement

The words JFK uttered in our great capital thirty-three years ago resonate through its streets even now.

History preserves the names and honours the ideals of those who dared to dream of things that never were, who forged their own destinies and in doing so affected indelibly the lives of their contemporaries and subsequent generations. Nowhere is this more evident than in the social, cultural, literary and political history of Dublin.

It is with this tradition that the Dublin Cosmos now align ourselves. We aim to reflect the modern realities of a vibrant, thriving, culturally diverse city whilst remaining faithful to the principles upon which it was founded.

Sport is the adhesive which binds together the disparate elements of society, football its purest manifestation. Our objective, in an age of crass commercialisation and increasing popular alienation, is to bring the peoples' game back to the people. An ambitious aim, a noble aim, even a grandiose aim, but one for which we make no apology.

In the wake of Dublin City FC's recent and tragic demise and the consequent vacancy created in the eircom League Premier Division, we have deemed it opportune to unveil our embryonic project to the nation's sporting public. Although we fully acknowledge that red tape (in addition to our own ongoing development) may bar our immediate entry into the league, we nonetheless wish to assure administrators and fans that Dublin Cosmos have the nous, the unquenchable conviction and the firm financial footing to compete in the eircom League at an as yet unknown but imminent juncture.

Six years ago, supporters of several defunct Dublin clubs met in a city bar to discuss the possibility of entering a team into the Athletic Union League. It is to this humble gathering and its humble objective that the Dublin Cosmos project owes its genesis. We, more than anyone, are fully cognisant of the pitfalls which await any club endeavouring to muscle in on the already crowded marketplace which is eircom League football in our nation's capital.

Accordingly, we have taken a somewhat lateral approach, focusing on attracting support from abroad. Our biggest financial backers hail respectively from Greece and Poland, and with their support we have already opened preliminary negotiations with a squad-strength contingent of players drawn primarily from the Central and Eastern European leagues, including three former Greek internationals, as well as a 1998 African Cup of Nations winner.

We also propose to pursue a revolutionary fixture policy, rotating league matches between a planned, compact, modern stadium in North Dublin (initial capacity 6,500) and an existing facility in South County Dublin. A small fleet of coaches (already purchased and resplendent in Cosmos livery) will ferry supporters between the two venues.

Incidentally, Cosmos match-nights will resemble nothing ever seen in the eircom League (or Leinster Senior League, if forced to pursue that path) - but that will become abundantly apparent in time!

News conferences will be convened in the coming weeks (at which press packs, including sample jersies and club logos, will be available) with an official launch party planned for late August. The Dublin Cosmos website is currently in development and should be online by the end of the month.

Dublin Cosmos, as a club and an organisation, will uphold the highest standards of professional probity. The vices which so often have sullied the eircom League and blighted its reputation will have no place at our club. Sensationalists will search in vain for the familiar comforts of internecine squabbling, legalistic nitpicking and institutionalised hooliganism.

Unfortunately, this is all that can be divulged at this hectic time for all those involved in the project. Watch for further details in the coming weeks and months.

Prepare yourselves - The stars are coming to Dublin!



Are you Seery in disguise?

LukeO
21/07/2006, 1:19 AM
I really think that this has to be wind-up.

nshoop
21/07/2006, 1:20 AM
What the hell is that?I hope to god that that is a p*sstake!

joema
21/07/2006, 1:39 AM
Cosmos match-nights will resemble nothing ever seen in the eircom League (or Leinster Senior League, if forced to pursue that path) - but that will become abundantly apparent in time!

Nice one - cheerleaders!!!

I hope this is true but it must be a wind up, surely?

joema
21/07/2006, 1:40 AM
What the hell is that?I hope to god that that is a p*sstake!

Why do you hope its a joke? If its true (cant be, surely) interesting times ahead

CharlesThompson
21/07/2006, 8:15 AM
I'd say if they were called Killarney Cosmos, they might stand a chance.

BohsPartisan
21/07/2006, 8:21 AM
There's a team called Navan Cosmos in the Meath and District League.

BohDiddley
21/07/2006, 8:38 AM
This project has more substance to it than DCHF had.
That said, when someone starts off with a stirring quote from JFK, it's a sign either of imagination deficit or wind-up.

bigmac
21/07/2006, 8:55 AM
Sounds dodgy, but if they align themselves with all the immigrant communities then they'd have to be welcome. Will depend on whether any other team wants to join the EL now that there's a spot up for grabs.

Dodge
21/07/2006, 8:59 AM
From http://www.stpatsfc.com

St. Patrick's Athletic, as a gesture of goodwill, would like to offer all fans of the Dublin Cosmos free season tickets for the rest of this season in order for them to acclimatise themselves with the eircom league.

In order to claim their free season ticket, patrons must provide their season ticket/membership card from Dublin Cosmos.

Poor Student
21/07/2006, 9:13 AM
Does this remind anyone of that Simpsons episode where Gabo was coming?:confused:

Bigmac, clubs directly aligning themselves with immigrant communities proved terribly divisive in Melbourne and caused social problems.

BohDiddley
21/07/2006, 9:23 AM
From http://www.stpatsfc.com

St. Patrick's Athletic, as a gesture of goodwill, would like to offer all fans of the Dublin Cosmos free season tickets for the rest of this season in order for them to acclimatise themselves with the eircom league.

In order to claim their free season ticket, patrons must provide their season ticket/membership card from Dublin Cosmos.
This below-cost selling is just a means of undercutting the competition (http://www.bohscommunity.com/Bohemians/) and should never have been allowed. Did you not see our Chinese fans at Richmond Park last week?

bigmac
21/07/2006, 9:29 AM
Bigmac, clubs directly aligning themselves with immigrant communities proved terribly divisive in Melbourne and caused social problems.

Didn't mean that they'd market themselves as just a Polish club for example, meant more along the lines of pulling in people from several different groups - can see how it might cause problems though - would be better for existing clubs to make more of an effort.

BohsPartisan
21/07/2006, 9:36 AM
Like this?
http://www.bohscommunity.com/Bohemians/

The last thing we need is another Dublin Club, Full Stop!

DvB
21/07/2006, 10:44 AM
The last thing we need is another Dublin Club, Full Stop!

Agree!

Schumi
21/07/2006, 1:06 PM
A decent pi$$-take. A less silly name than 'Cosmos' would have been more believable though.


We also propose to [rotate] league matches between a planned, compact, modern stadium in North Dublin (initial capacity 6,500) and an existing facility in South County Dublin. More competition for Rovers in Tallaght? :D

green-blood
21/07/2006, 1:10 PM
class

I like the line about 2 stadiums and a fleet of busses (already purchased dont ya know)

brilliant, where's that giveitsquare pr!ck

pineapple stu
21/07/2006, 1:11 PM
This below-cost selling
There is no cost in running a football club. Just admin expenses. ;)

dcfcsteve
21/07/2006, 1:12 PM
Just seen this myself. More than likely a wind-up for one simple give-away reason.

They talk about launching their website imminently - yet 'Dublin cosmos.com/ie' and 'Dublincosmosfc.com/ie' havn't been bought (or at least, not by them).

Fairly strange that they wouldn't have taken the basic step of securing such obvious URL's for what they argue would be a well-run club with big money backing.

Either they're immensely stupid/sloppy in their administration or it reveals that this is just a wind-up. I suggest the latter...

green-blood
21/07/2006, 1:19 PM
flip, I'm buying those up now, they could be worth a fortune - imminently

dcfcsteve
21/07/2006, 1:30 PM
flip, I'm buying those up now, they could be worth a fortune - imminently

Speculatively squatting domain names in the pure hope of making money by selling them on usually doesn't work.

They could go to arbitration and have the names taken off you. Your post on here wouldn't help your defence in this.

Schumi
21/07/2006, 1:39 PM
Just seen this myself. More than likely a wind-up for one simple give-away reason.

They talk about launching their website imminently - yet 'Dublin cosmos.com/ie' and 'Dublincosmosfc.com/ie' havn't been bought (or at least, not by them).
Yeah, that's the obvious giveaway that it's a wind-up Steve. :D

green-blood
21/07/2006, 1:44 PM
oh dear Steve you only spotted one windup out of two ;-)

dcfcsteve
21/07/2006, 1:47 PM
oh dear Steve you only spotted one windup out of two ;-)

I'm wind-up blind from reading this thread...... !:D

bohs til i die
21/07/2006, 1:52 PM
class

where's that giveitsquare pr!ck

I believe he is still ****ing himself laughing at that kempes tosser for being so gullible.

BohDiddley
21/07/2006, 2:37 PM
There is no cost in running a football club. Just admin expenses. ;)
What would you lot know about overheads (http://www.sportsfile.com/fotoweb/FWbin/preview.dll/215074.jpg?D=BCE188B56A308458C7C4F704B4331FDECB7A5 29910F55CBFD47365CA55B865F6FD59946FBCFCEA4E7D1761C CF32DB762C194783CB2E96646F0F45D3864C748550405D5753 1B8FEF50BCE3FAD041B98D7EB247BD9AB0CEBE4EC235CE1E6F 0A56CFE86335A3B57136E17C1F1B70C1D0859112FE5F882503 23B3039FD5122361BE6F118C8C79C6CA365158FBC89463C8A0 CAC394D721B3D2C9EE10FD6B0D638F29B164C7987B472D5F89 0AE33FB4921BC6C56902EF8F0DF722E663706C938FAE16C)?
:D

passerrby
21/07/2006, 5:28 PM
what a fantastic idea I know where they can get a cheap set of dublin jerseys with a dublin crest.

Raheny Red
21/07/2006, 5:40 PM
what a fantastic idea I know where they can get a cheap set of dublin jerseys with a dublin crest.

I went into Carrol's this morning to see if the DCFC gear was on the cheap, but no, still €50 for a jersey, and you no why?! Because the tourists (the ones who made them the no.1 most sold eL jersey) will be none the wiser that they don't exist anymore.....................

Aaron
21/07/2006, 6:19 PM
Another Dublin club!! :mad: :mad:

Dodge
21/07/2006, 6:20 PM
Fairly strange that they wouldn't have taken the basic step of securing such obvious URL's for what they argue would be a well-run club with big money backing.
Either they're immensely stupid/sloppy in their administration or it reveals that this is just a wind-up. I suggest the latter...
Steve you think things through too much...

Oh and BTW with the demise of Dublin Ciy surelythere can be no debate about Pats being the number one selling jersey now?!?

pineapple stu
21/07/2006, 10:45 PM
What would you lot know about overheads?
:D
Cool picture! Robbie Mac was a bit of a legend with his overhead clearances in the box. Plus I once - I swear to God - saw Clive Delaney hit the bar with an overhead from the edge of the box. In Dalyer it was - that 3-3 Cup draw in 2000 - and Micko Byrne scored the rebound.

DmanDmythDledge
21/07/2006, 10:49 PM
I went into Carrol's this morning to see if the DCFC gear was on the cheap, but no, still €50 for a jersey, and you no why?! Because the tourists (the ones who made them the no.1 most sold eL jersey) will be none the wiser that they don't exist anymore.....................
Well I passed there in the bus and there was a sign which said clearance sale, so...

Raheny Red
22/07/2006, 2:21 AM
Well I passed there in the bus and there was a sign which said clearance sale, so...

Yep seen that myself but that was probably only for snow globes or leprechaun hats or something goon-ish like that!

Dazzy
22/07/2006, 2:52 AM
Cool picture! Robbie Mac was a bit of a legend with his overhead clearances in the box. Plus I once - I swear to God - saw Clive Delaney hit the bar with an overhead from the edge of the box. In Dalyer it was - that 3-3 Cup draw in 2000 - and Micko Byrne scored the rebound.

Clive scored one for the U-21s last week, Everyone there was in shock:D

Ringo
22/07/2006, 7:15 AM
Well I passed there in the bus and there was a sign which said clearance sale, so...
That would be the €1,000,000 clearence sale in O'Connell Street For the last 2 year's LOL:D

Ringo
22/07/2006, 7:17 AM
I went into Carrol's this morning to see if the DCFC gear was on the cheap, but no, still €50 for a jersey, and you no why?! Because the tourists (the ones who made them the no.1 most sold eL jersey) will be none the wiser that they don't exist anymore.....................

Don't rule out a 2007 Jersey :D

Drumcondra Red
22/07/2006, 11:43 AM
Clive scored one for the U-21s last week, Everyone there was in shock:D

Is he back playing??? Thought he was out long-term :confused:

Dazzy
22/07/2006, 12:06 PM
Is he back playing??? Thought he was out long-term :confused:

He was back, but he and oman picked up another knock last night againest Limavady, funnily enough Oman injured himself trying to score from an overhead.

Poor Student
15/09/2006, 9:17 PM
Anyone ever figure out where this bizarre story came from?:confused:

monzo
15/09/2006, 11:24 PM
You're just after reading this now? :D

Has anyone even heard of this team?

pineapple stu
17/09/2006, 1:29 PM
Look who started the thread. ;)

nedder
17/09/2006, 1:55 PM
Biggest joke is that there is no promotion/ relegation to and from the Eircom league.
What would be wrong with the cosmo's ( whoever they are???) having to work their way up the local leagues first?

Poor Student
17/09/2006, 7:16 PM
You're just after reading this now? :D

Has anyone even heard of this team?

As Pineapple pointed out, I started the thread. I was hoping someone in the know (e.g. Soccerc) might know the source of this be it a p1sstake or a serious statement.

soccerc
17/09/2006, 7:22 PM
As Pineapple pointed out, I started the thread. I was hoping someone in the know (e.g. Soccerc) might know the source of this be it a p1sstake or a serious statement.


It's a total Pishtake - Doens't deserve comment!

Poor Student
17/09/2006, 7:24 PM
It's a total Pishtake - Doens't deserve comment!

That's all I was looking to hear.;)

monzo
17/09/2006, 10:43 PM
As Pineapple pointed out, I started the thread. I was hoping someone in the know (e.g. Soccerc) might know the source of this be it a p1sstake or a serious statement.

Oh, sorry! :D

Sounded like a **** take when I first saw it but then again it is the League of Ireland here so anything's possible!