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Réiteoir
13/07/2006, 1:15 PM
Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman react in the way he did. The French captain, in his last ever professional game, thrust his head into Materezzi's chest in Sunday's World Cup Final resulting in a red card and shame for Zidane.

Today, with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what drove Zidane to self destruct;

Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said

"if you want my shirt so bad you can have it"

Materazzi responded

"I dont want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a f****** old man"

As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera

Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse

"you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been"

"m***** f*****! your mum is a f****** muslim terrorist and you are to,
f*** you old man f*** you"

"old man, this arena is not for you anymore m***** f****. Your sister is a whore and the whole Italian team has f***** her"

"f*** off you bald c*nt"

Zidane carries on jogging away


"You are only good enough to play for Shelbourne"

It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.

A face
13/07/2006, 1:38 PM
"You are only good enough to play for Shelbourne"

It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.

That is enough to push anyone over the edge in fairness ... its understandable now !! :p

Real ale Madrid
14/07/2006, 3:37 PM
Naw - that wasnt it at all - it was all a misunderstanding...

You see Zidane thought that Matterazi had called him KILBANE. That's what drove him over the edge. :D

thejollyrodger
14/07/2006, 6:54 PM
now the kilbane bit is belivable :D :D :D

CollegeTillIDie
14/07/2006, 7:02 PM
According to that organ of truth Phoenix Magazine's cover. Materazzi said to Zidane " You play like Beckham" which is obviously what pushed him over the edge.

If Materazzi had called his mother a terrorist the correct response should have been " Yes Marco and she knows WHERE YOU LIVE !" :D