House-sharing tips...

[paul_oshea]

a good tip is dont move in with smelly actors woh dont clean up properly, i have a mild case of food poisoning from the bastids, feeling sick all night and topped it off with getting sick on the tube today. how embarrassing :(

[strangeirish]

Oh sh!te, my landlady and her husband was from Connemara - in your case. her initials weren't GF???:eek:
No, they were BF! She wasn't that good.:D

[JoeSemi]

A good tip is to move in with 2 ex boyfriends coz then u r not tempted to go over old ground. A bad tip is to move in with someone from Kinsale who insists on tea from a tea pot in china cups and leaves mouldy alpen lying around for weeks.

Another good tip is to find out how many women have gotten pregnant in the bed u will be using.....3 in my old one that I know of!

Any chance you'll sort Leon out?!:eek: :)

[Don Vito]

Ah, all I'll say is that Don Vito brought them to the freshers ball with him
and there were young wans trapped for the night with him........!! A skip of Druids ensured he was as determined as be damned:rolleyes:

Over to you Don:cool:

Jesus Joe I'd forgotten all about that! What a night-druids cider and the freshers ball, what more could a man ask for! Those were the days I tell ye. For anyone out there who is still in college-live everyday as if it was your last because before you know you will be out of there and life will never ever be as good again, it's all downhill. Sat at my desk here in work, don't know what time I'll be home at tonight, God this is depressing.

[Magicme]

Any chance you'll sort Leon out?!:eek: :)

Stop pimping me....in public...pm! :D

[Pauro 76]

Another useful tip. When throwing a house warming, try and remove all expensive looking ornaments or chairs!!! And if new to a house, try and stay neutral in any discussions about the other housemates. it can all rebound on you! Oh and from my many housemoves, controversial maybe, but I have found that Irish women are the worst possible housemates. Im preparing for the backlash.... :eek:

[hamish]

Pauro, one good thing about blokes sharing with ladies. It's amazing how the fellas will improve their efforts in the area of hygene.:D
In my first flat we had a doctor (to be) who used to fart and belch at dinner time. No amounts of threats, scolding etc could make him stop but once a girl joined us - he was a gentleman personified.
He was an ignorant wnaker - he visited us in Beeslow once and at a party in a local hotel he joined a gang of us in the owners private lounge and defecated on the carpet despite the fact that an empty jacks was only a few feet away.
Embarrasing for me to say, I had to be held back from beating the sh!te out of him at that time - whatever sh!te was left in him anyway - as he had crashed that party 'cos he said he knew me.
That bloke, I presume, is now a practising doctor FFS.:eek:

Pick yer flat-mates carefully. I'd rather share a kip with a bunch of sound blokes/girls than a palace with freaks.

[Pauro 76]

Pick yer flat-mates carefully. I'd rather share a kip with a bunch of sound blokes/girls than a palace with freaks.

Claim to fame here, was housemates with Jimmy Hill's grandson! Sound bloke actually, his chin was nothing like 'The Chin' though. good job too. I find two blokes and three girls a good balance, makes it useful for a watch the footy down the local option. and a respite from any female nagging.

[hamish]

Claim to fame here, was housemates with Jimmy Hill's grandson! Sound bloke actually, his chin was nothing like 'The Chin' though. good job too. I find two blokes and three girls a good balance, makes it useful for a watch the footy down the local option. and a respite from any female nagging.

I can't imagine any female housemates nagging a sound fellow like you Pauro - I think your problem would be in deciding which one to knock off (that's knock off, not knock up btw:D) without the other girls being jealous.;)

[Pauro 76]

I can't imagine any female housemates nagging a sound fellow like you Pauro - I think your problem would be in deciding which one to knock off (that's knock off, not knock up btw:D) without the other girls being jealous.;)

heh I wish! Best not to go there....one of my housemates who did just that, is now living with her technically.... that said wouldnt say no as long as i didnt sign the contract! As opposed to some ex housemates who you wouldnt touch with 5 mile long bargepole.