RK Jokes

[pete]

How many Roy Keanes does it take to change a light bulb?
One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

What's the difference between Roy Keane and God.
God doesn't think he is Roy Keane.

What's the difference between BSE and Roy Keane.
BSE got to Japan.

What's the difference between Roy Keane and a tea bag.
The tea bag is in the cup longer.

What do you get if you offer Roy Keane a penny for his thoughts.
Change.

Roy Keane bra - no cup, no support.




AND FINALLY

A little boy says to his mother:
'Mammy, Mammy, when I grow up I want to be like Roy Keane'
She replies, 'You can't do both, son'.

[James]

not funny and bang out of order
you aint trying to start up this whole bloody mess again are ya pete.. just as it was quietening down too..

hmm anything to distract the attention from the dismal performance f your fantasy league world cup team :D

which should also maybe be placed in the hmuour section
lol:D

[Neil]

Originally posted by pete
A little boy says to his mother:
'Mammy, Mammy, when I grow up I want to be like Roy Keane'
She replies, 'You can't do both, son'.

:D :D

[Neil]

Originally posted by James
not funny and bang out of order
Cheer up Eamon Dunphy!

[pete]

I want to forget about just like everyone else but couldn't resist putting these up + they are in the humour section ;)

My fantasy team constructed for the knockout phases & be flying back up th leader board soon. I misunderstood those damn transfer rules (ok i didn't read them) & transferred half my points after round 1. :(

[dahamsta]

Well I though they were class pete, especially the last and third last ones. And sure I'm the only one that counts, eh?

James, you're banned for being a party pooper. :)

adam

[pete]

Last one definitely the best!

:D :D :D

[Xlex]

Adam,

For the remainder of the WC, could you but Roy Keane on the censor??

[dahamsta]

I can't put 'Keane' on the censor, since it will kill off the expressions of joy when he scores the decider on Sunday. I could add 'Roy' though.... hmmmm...

adam

[dahamsta]

heh

[Neil]

Nice one :D

[Steve]

:confused:

Wasn't it you who said to "let the Keane affair go"?

[pete]

Originally posted by Steve
Wasn't it you who said to "let the Keane affair go"?

More than likely.....i was feed up of all those Keane joke pics the other week but bored this week so need a distraction....


Anyone got (good) Mick McCarthy jokes put them up here too to get out of your system.

;)

[James]

mick mccarthy joke - extended contract ???!!!!! :confused:







































lol

[Steve]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by James
[B]mick mccarthy joke - extended contract ???!!!!!:



Mammy, Mammy, I want to be like Mick McCarthy when I grow up!
Who nose, son, who nose!





































:D :D

[Neil]

Originally posted by James
mick mccarthy joke - extended contract ???!!!!!
I don't get it.

[Neil]

You're a ****ing schizo Steve!

[James]

Originally posted by Neil
I don't get it.

u never do :p

[Neil]

What do ya call *** Keane on a bike?


JUDAS!!!!!

[Neil]

What did the bouncer say to *** Keane?


You're barred ya Scumbag!!!

[James]

What do the honest hard working people of cork (bar neil) think of *** keane


The FAI is a disastrously organised, pitiful, woeful shambles. Their countless ****-ups and shameful disrespect to our players have brought shame on Irish football, our reputation as a nation and - most importantly of all - Cork. The FAI has arrogantly lowered its stained Calvin Kleins and covered our *** in several kilograms of its "official" mess.

see here (http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/sport/WorldCupKeane1.html)

[Steve]

Originally posted by Neil
You're a ****ing schizo Steve!

Your back to cursing again I see? I know my 'joke' was really bad but yours are just showing you up (bouncers are real role models at the moment??). I think you need to get over the Keane affair (very badly) and chill out and drop the hate mail. Make a point for a change.

[Neil]

Originally posted by James
What do the honest hard working people of cork (bar neil) think of *** keane

The opinion of ONE person hardly gives the views of "the people of Cork" !!! There is a world outside the internet Eamon!

[dahamsta]

The sniping is juvenile. Get over yourselves.

adam