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Block G Raptor
05/03/2006, 10:32 PM
just got confirmation of my booking for a driver theory test(wish me luck) signed by the Director of the theory testing company ms. Frances Skidmore:D
What a name to have in her job!
anyone else got any genuine occurances of having the worst possible name for your chosen career
Peadar
06/03/2006, 8:57 AM
I often frequented a bar in Shropshire, England, where one of the barmaids was called Emma Drinkwater. Would probably have been a lot better off if I had chosen to drink water.
hamish
06/03/2006, 12:40 PM
I recal a Private Eye issue from donkey's years ago with a picture taken from some local English paper - Shropshire or somewhere like that:
"Shropshire Dairy Queen - Tracey Butters".:D
Peadar
06/03/2006, 2:07 PM
"Shropshire Dairy Queen - Tracey Butters".
She was working in the sandwich bar where I used to get my lunch. :D
For some reason I kept thinking of Last Tango in Paris. :eek: :D
strangeirish
06/03/2006, 2:15 PM
Dr. Schnipper. Not kidding, see here! (http://www.ooss.org/oossday_bios/schnipper.html) And his first name is Robert!!:D :D
I think the Dublin City Council chief Engineer is Tim Brick. I remember hearing his name when thieves stole block from the walls of the quays a couple of years ago.
Customer we work with in Norway has surname Hell...
Myra Maines works in the Coroners office......
Eire06
06/03/2006, 2:53 PM
Shay King is a pilot for Aerlingus :o
hamish
06/03/2006, 4:46 PM
She was working in the sandwich bar where I used to get my lunch. :D
For some reason I kept thinking of Last Tango in Paris. :eek: :D
I think Ms. Butters won that title in the 80s Peadar so I doubt it's the same one.
Thunderblaster
06/03/2006, 8:56 PM
Dr Hanna Malbasha and Dr P. Watchorn. There is a garden centre ran by a Mrs. Trimmer. If you check the golden pages, you can strike it rich.
FarBeag
06/03/2006, 10:03 PM
Mr J Raff in London Zoo or Mr Ivor Hardy who is one of the directors of a well known car company in London.
Pauro 76
09/03/2006, 4:15 PM
Two girls who work in the same office across the way from me at work, their two surnames are Rose and Budd!!!
Risteard
09/03/2006, 9:27 PM
I know a Tia who's friends with a Maria.
They sit next to eachother in the pub.
hamish
09/03/2006, 10:32 PM
I know a Tia who's friends with a Maria.
They sit next to eachother in the pub.
Do they mix well?
Getting coat........:D
Magicme
12/03/2006, 9:49 AM
I always said if i had twins a boy and a girl I would call them Jack Daniel and Tia Maria.....lucky I didnt
CollegeTillIDie
12/03/2006, 12:37 PM
There used to be a Legal firm in Sligo called " Argue & Phibbs". :D
Block G Raptor
12/03/2006, 7:06 PM
I always said if i had twins a boy and a girl I would call them Jack Daniel and Tia Maria.....lucky I didnt
My pick for that was Luke And Leia. Thank Fcuk I didn't have twins
Risteard
12/03/2006, 7:23 PM
I know of twins called Jesse & James and brothers John and Wayne.
Pauro 76
11/12/2007, 6:12 PM
I just had to retrieve this thread. I had an interview for a printing company this afternoon. They print your normal magazines, newsletters, etc. but they also print ahem.... a significant amount of well... jazz mags. The person I had the interview with?
Martin Bush!
:D
Paddyfield
11/12/2007, 6:40 PM
I know of a girl called Triona who married a guy whose surname is Rowe - 3 in a row
There was a Professor in Maynooth with a surname of Otten
ramsfan
11/12/2007, 9:14 PM
mrs Eileen Over works for the cliff top search and rescue in kerry:D
the 12 th man
11/12/2007, 9:35 PM
Dentist in Oklahoma:Robert Pullam:cool:
TonyD
11/12/2007, 10:03 PM
I once heard of a chap called Myles Long (or maybe he was just bragging :D)
SkStu
12/12/2007, 12:15 AM
hair dresser working down the road called Dan Drough :)
Wolfgang Wolf used to be the manager of Wolfsburg in Germany. To their shame the board sacked him in 2003
Risteard
12/12/2007, 2:13 AM
Arsene Wenger's too subtle I presume but he was made for that club.
Wolfie
12/12/2007, 8:03 AM
Wolfgang Wolf used to be the manager of Wolfsburg in Germany. To their shame the board sacked him in 2003
A trumped up charge!!! Those scum had nothing on me!! Nothing!!! :D
DIFChick
12/12/2007, 8:10 AM
Two solicitors that frequently call our office are Elizabeth Taylor and Michael Jackson. I have to restrain myself from going "sha-mown!" :D
Green Tribe
12/12/2007, 10:12 AM
Once dealt with someone with the surname De'ath - Title was Dr.!!!!
Not Dr.Death, but "Dr. Dee-Ath" :rolleyes::D
Dodge
12/12/2007, 10:36 AM
In an old job I dealt with a woman called Ita McGee. There's a school principal in tallaght called Max Cannon (which is far cooler than Max Power)
paul_oshea
12/12/2007, 10:49 AM
the priest in ballinlough was made canon, can anyone guess his surname?
osarusan
12/12/2007, 11:56 AM
Canon Ball?
Canon Fodder?
Canon Camera?
Pauro 76
12/12/2007, 12:04 PM
Canon ZX7-3000 Photocopier?
strangeirish
12/12/2007, 1:34 PM
the priest in ballinlough was made canon, can anyone guess his surname?
Dover, first name Ben!:D
Jerry The Saint
12/12/2007, 1:46 PM
the priest in ballinlough was made canon, can anyone guess his surname?
If it's not Ballrun or Ballruntoo, I'll be very disappointed.
Paddyfield
12/12/2007, 6:40 PM
In an old job I dealt with a woman called Ita McGee.
Yeah, I know her. She's married to Ulick:D
SligoBrewer
12/12/2007, 6:47 PM
Yeah, I know her. She's married to Ulick:D
I know Ulick's brother alright. Pat is a sound man
sligoman
12/12/2007, 7:44 PM
There's a doctor in Co. Sligo called Dr. Dick, not sure of his first name now. Rumoured that his wife is called Iva but not too sure how true that is:D
stojkovic
12/12/2007, 9:52 PM
I know of twins called Jesse & James and brothers John and Wayne.
De Niro's character in Goodfellas called his sons Jesse James Burke and Frank James Burke.
PS Jimmy Burke was his real name, in the film he was called Jimmy Conway.
ramsfan
13/12/2007, 2:09 AM
i know a guy who designed a bra made from clingfilm, he was called seymour titt
Ireland4ever
13/12/2007, 12:41 PM
Remember that atrocious player john Barnes signed for Celtic, Raphael Scheidt (Pronounced ****e)
ramsfan
13/12/2007, 5:59 PM
they were talking at that time about also buying david weir, they had oliver tebily in the team ,scheidt wa sisgned so if thre of them played they would have had defence of weir tebily scheidt:D
Block G Raptor
14/12/2007, 1:06 PM
they were talking at that time about also buying david weir, they had oliver tebily in the team ,scheidt wa sisgned so if thre of them played they would have had defence of weir tebily scheidt:D
Bet the commentators wouldn't want them passing the ball around at the back so
Ireland4ever
14/12/2007, 2:23 PM
Bet the commentators wouldn't want them passing the ball around at the back so
Reminds me of charltons defence a few years ago Fish - Costa - Fortune
Jerry The Saint
14/12/2007, 5:48 PM
Reminds me of charltons defence a few years ago Fish - Costa - Fortune
Who can forget the drugs scandal that destroyed the last good Newcastle team -
SHEARER CORT DYER GIVEN BELLAMY SPEED
Red4Eva
15/12/2007, 12:15 PM
customer that have rang my place:
violet cockburn
annal currie
mrs caunt
Pauro 76
15/12/2007, 3:00 PM
Politician in the UK called Ed Balls! :D
the 12 th man
15/12/2007, 3:23 PM
I've heard of a guy called Les Behan.
Burny89
15/12/2007, 3:32 PM
chick i know worked at the bank, Lauren Ard,for her email they shortened it to lard@.....
there is another another fella i did a job for but can't quite think of it......
aha i remeber his name, it was Richard (Dick) Ryder
DmanDmythDledge
15/12/2007, 4:21 PM
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