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A face
20/02/2006, 3:10 PM
Does anyone of you work in an office ??
superfrank
20/02/2006, 3:11 PM
No. I stand around a shop floor all day.
the 12 th man
20/02/2006, 3:12 PM
Does anyone of you work in an office ??
Eh why?
A face
20/02/2006, 3:16 PM
Lads, try this .... if you are at one end of the office, try and get someones eye at the other end and whisper 'elephant stew' up to them .... just see what their reaction is ..... if they are saying "What the ... ??" say it again to make sure they know what you are saying ..... "elephant stew"
Passes the time if anything else.
They think you are saying I love you!!
Used to do that when we were like 8 or 9
finlma
20/02/2006, 3:29 PM
Passes the time if anything else.
Face, I'd doubt your the first name that springs to mind when it comes to your Employee of the Month competition.
A face
20/02/2006, 4:01 PM
They think you are saying I love you!!
Used to do that when we were like 8 or 9
Hey what can i say ... i'm a messer !! :p
Face, I'd doubt your the first name that springs to mind when it comes to your Employee of the Month competition.
Hey what can i say ... i'm a messer !! :p
paul_oshea
20/02/2006, 4:27 PM
i copped straight away what that was a face.
good idea, i might try that with the bird downstairs, when im close to her next.LOL
thought it was elephant shoes.same thing really i suppose.I take your having a boring monday at work face...
carrickharp
21/02/2006, 7:28 AM
Does anyone of you work in an office ??
It it called an office here but you should see the shape of the place:eek:
max power
21/02/2006, 7:38 AM
Lads, try this .... if you are at one end of the office, try and get someones eye at the other end and whisper 'elephant stew' up to them .... just see what their reaction is ..... if they are saying "What the ... ??" say it again to make sure they know what you are saying ..... "elephant stew"
Passes the time if anything else.
if ever there were grounds for spamming this is it :D
Magicme
21/02/2006, 8:19 AM
I work in an office but am on my own most of the time....maybe I should get a mirror and whisper elephant stew to myself...will boost my confidence I suppose.
ccfcman
21/02/2006, 10:10 AM
good team work magicme
I think the question should have been "Do any of you do work in an office..."
A face
21/02/2006, 12:45 PM
I work in an office but am on my own most of the time....maybe I should get a mirror and whisper elephant stew to myself...will boost my confidence I suppose.
good team work magicme
Magicme, maybe you could whisper 'Go team' aswell, get things really going !! :p
Magicme
21/02/2006, 1:13 PM
Yeah thats a plan....will put up big banners encouraging the team too..
Was taken across the road from my office to check out what will probably be my new office and will be sharing it with my 2 bosses so wont be able to skive on the Internet as much.....:mad:
A face
21/02/2006, 1:39 PM
Yeah thats a plan....will put up big banners encouraging the team too..
Was taken across the road from my office to check out what will probably be my new office and will be sharing it with my 2 bosses so wont be able to skive on the Internet as much.....:mad:
Just keep whispering 'elephant stew' to them and they wont be so hard on you, you'll be glad you did !! ;)
Dricky
21/02/2006, 1:54 PM
That seemed like a good idea,
Thought I'd give it a go and as it seemed funny
I've just been fierd.......
Jayzus that Linda McCarthy can be a right b!tch
A face
21/02/2006, 2:09 PM
That seemed like a good idea,
Thought I'd give it a go and as it seemed funny
I've just been fired.......
Jayzus that Linda McCarthy can be a right b!tch
Hah ha ... classic !! :p
John83
21/02/2006, 6:42 PM
I think the question should have been "Do any of you do work in an office..."
Thank the SFM someone noticed. The first post is one of the worst put together sentences I've seen in a while, and that's saying something.
A face
21/02/2006, 10:46 PM
"Thank the SFM someone noticed. (http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/tvmp3s.cgi?Simpsons=brainiac.mp3) The first post is one of the worst put together sentences I've seen in a while, and that's saying something." (http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/tvmp3s.cgi?Simpsons=curvy.mp3)
:p
Den Perry
22/02/2006, 7:47 AM
Lads, a far better game is when you ae passing one of the girls, be she standing at the printer or whatever and gently rubbbing her a rse. If she fancies you great, but she could take offence, so be careful....
Magicme
22/02/2006, 4:51 PM
Its really unfair. I work with all women except the CEO. Dammed if am rubbin his ass!
A face
23/02/2006, 2:20 PM
Lads, a far better game is when you ae passing one of the girls, be she standing at the printer or whatever and gently rubbbing her a rse. If she fancies you great, but she could take offence, so be careful....
Actually a job i had a while back, a few of us used to sit nearest the printer and photocopier room. So to pass the time at one stage we used to do this ...
One of the lads found on the net, a pic of a girl who sat on a photocopier with her skirt up around her waist, lets just say you could see quite a bit in the picture.
We made a few copies of this and transferred the sheets from the out-tray in the printer to the out-tray on the copier and would wait until one of the girls (with a skirt on) would walk in to collect something from the printer.
Timing was prefected and one of us would walk in and pick up the sheets from the copier and question the girl on it, and proceeded to call the lads in "c'mere lads, cop a load of this !!" ... queue the blushes and explanation for the girl ..... it was a bit cruel but a great laugh ..... until it went wrong.
A male supervisor copped on and called a hault on it, nothing further happeded thank f**k so it all stopped, thinking back it could have finished very differently. It worked out about six times perfectly and had a great laugh though, including the girls.
CollegeTillIDie
25/02/2006, 2:33 PM
a face
if the girls in question had not seen the funny side ye could have all been sacked!
A face
25/02/2006, 9:22 PM
a face
if the girls in question had not seen the funny side ye could have all been sacked!
Jeeze we knew that, we were only pick the girls that would be up for a laugh. The girls we caught kept it secret so that they other girls wouldn't know what was happening. I know it was stupid but we weren't thinking about that at the time, but we were being careful.
Not only would we have been fired but there might have been grounds for taking it further, lads you could tell what star sign she was from the photocopy !! :)
Kingdom
27/02/2006, 2:41 PM
Just keep whispering 'elephant stew' to them and they wont be so hard on you, you'll be glad you did !! ;)
Technically if she kept whispering "Elephant Stew" to her bosses, they probably would be even more hard on her, if you know what I mean.
:D
Magicme
27/02/2006, 8:02 PM
Did u not notice that I said everyone in my work is female except the CEO! Doh!
Kowalski
27/02/2006, 8:16 PM
Technically if she kept whispering "Elephant Stew" to her bosses, they probably would be even more hard on her, if you know what I mean.
:D
Fancy finding you posting in a ' 'work' in an office thread'! :D
Kingdom
28/02/2006, 1:24 PM
Fancy you posting in a thread not related to music.
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