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joeSoap
12/01/2006, 1:33 PM
Poor Fella (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2006010734,,00.html) :eek: :eek:
Raheny Red
12/01/2006, 1:48 PM
Some people are never happy!!

*Cue for someone to come on -"what is my pic doing in the Sun"??
paul_oshea
12/01/2006, 2:07 PM
what is my pic doing in the sun i didnt allow them a photo!!!! ;) :P
Dublin12
12/01/2006, 2:56 PM
what is my pic doing in the sun i didnt allow them a photo!!!! ;) :P

You need to sort out your wardrobe mate,maybe thats why you can't get a bird:p ,never mind blaming the babies arm down yer kacks;)
A face
12/01/2006, 10:52 PM
That just shlong wrong that is !! :p
blutil
12/01/2006, 11:35 PM
That just shlong wrong that is !! :p

there's no point putting that here, you should write a letter ! I have paper but does anyone know where the pen-is ?


sorry
hamish
13/01/2006, 5:18 PM
Maybe he should join this lot

http://www.lpsg.org/

Hamish - member (honk) number 15386:D
John83
13/01/2006, 5:27 PM
there's no point putting that here, you should write a letter ! I have paper but does anyone know where the pen-is ?


sorry
If you've lost it, you could get one from http://www.penisland.com
hamish
13/01/2006, 5:43 PM
While we're on the subject, new factory announced yesterday for Beeslow will probably be making these:eek:

http://www.malecare.org/nr551580.jpg

Talk about a coincidence.
ollie
16/01/2006, 11:51 AM
poor LAD

jesus the state of those pants
lopez
16/01/2006, 1:18 PM
Jude Law? 2 inches??!! :eek:
Thunderblaster
16/01/2006, 11:19 PM
if you have manhood trouble, then surely you have a spotted dick!!:D
lopez
17/01/2006, 9:17 AM
Couldn't The Scum give a the lad a job as a columnist? I think there has been a vacancy for a big pr*ck ever since Richard Littlesh*t left to join the Daily Mail. :D
the 12 th man
17/01/2006, 9:24 AM
Jude Law? 2 inches??!! :eek:


Isn't there an operation available now where they implant part of an elephants trunk where required?.
hamish
17/01/2006, 5:22 PM
Isn't there an operation available now where they implant part of an elephants trunk where required?.

Gives a new meaning to "Elephant Man" doesn't it:D
the 12 th man
17/01/2006, 7:44 PM
Gives a new meaning to "Elephant Man" doesn't it:D

Its just that you have to be careful if you visit a Restaurant after the said operation.If you're having soup, make sure that the bread rolls aren't put near your side of the table as the trunk has been know to have a life of its own and reach up for a bun:eek: :D
hamish
17/01/2006, 7:59 PM
Its just that you have to be careful if you visit a Restaurant after the said operation.If you're having soup, make sure that the bread rolls aren't put near your side of the table as the trunk has been know to have a life of its own and reach up for a bun

LOL:D

Can you imagine the slurping sound if it went for the soup.:D I'm trying to think of a trunk pun but no luck.:D