Swanage police hunt flashing Santa Claus

[sligoman]

Swanage police said on Friday they were looking for a Santa acting suspiciously -- a flasher who had repeatedly exposed himself to women, including on one occasion while dressed as Father Christmas.

Officers said the flasher had struck a number of times since December 6, and a week later exposed himself whilst wearing a Santa Claus outfit.

"I would be very interested to hear from anyone who may have seen someone acting suspiciously while dressed as Father Christmas in the Gilbert Road or surrounding areas of Swanage town centre," Police Constable Jonathan Maunder said.

"These incidents of indecent exposure have caused a great deal of upset to the women that the man has approached."

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/16122005/80/swanage-police-hunt-flashing-santa-claus.html

[A face]

Santa is getting his packet out early so yeah !?! :p

[Dazzy]

And there was me thinking they may want to get an early peak into Santa's sack!

[hamish]

And I always thought he came only on Christmas Eve.:eek: :D

[strangeirish]

And I always thought he came only on Christmas Eve.:eek: :D


That's why his sack is so big!:D

[hamish]

Wonder what song does he sing when he's flashing???

Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls
Show them off today
Oh, what fun it is to flash
When young wans pass my way.

Getting coat.:D

I'd say with a Santa like that behind him Rudolph would be nervous.

[A face]

Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls
Show them off today
Oh, what fun it is to flash
When young wans pass my way.

Unrelated but equally good rhyme !!

Entitled ... jesus i'd hit it


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Talk about mud flaps
My girl´s got ´em.
Big Bottom
Dirve me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?




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[hamish]

Yikes!! Totty watch has broken free from it's thread and is invading other ones.

No thread is safe now..........no one.:D