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Risteard
25/11/2005, 11:28 AM
What a load of crap.
:mad:
This is actually one of the more convincing ones.
THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL
>
>
>
> Kathy South Alcoa - EHS Maintenance Coordinator, Phone: 765/771 -
> 3547
>
> Pager : 765/420 - 6575
>
> To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this
> is
> from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney.
> If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What
> have
> you got to lose?
> SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney,
>
> And I know the law. This
> thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and
> Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing
> a
> multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by
> PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
>
> Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill
> Gates
> sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.
> Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in
> an
> effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most
> widely
> used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
> When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will
> track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks
> time
> period.
>
>
>
>
>
> For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will
> pay
> you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it
> on,
> Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that
> receives
> it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will
> contact
> you for your address and then send you a check.
>
>
>
> Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
> 1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX
>
> 292-1085 Charles_Bailey@csx.com
>
> Charles_bailey@csx.com
>
> thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks af
> receiving this
> e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address
> and
> withindays, &! gt; receive a check for $24,800.00. You need to
> respond
> before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill
> gates
> is the man.
> It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many
> people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00 We're
> not
> going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting
> a
> ittle something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on
> this a
> few months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game.
> She
> showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was
> stamped
> "Paid in full"
> Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for
real.


Constantly get **** like this and from sensible enough people aswell.
Send this * lovely daisy flower to 8 friends in memory of whoever.
:rolleyes:

Dazzy
25/11/2005, 4:34 PM
I hate those ****ing things, just sad little *******s sit on the net with nothing to do, they need to get a life if thats all they can do!

A face
25/11/2005, 8:32 PM
If only it were ..... its spammers trying to get active email addresses. "Wait two minutes and the answer will appear on you monitor" .... for the love of god like .... some of them are so lame. The best course of action it delete the fúcker and empty your thrash.

What is probably the worst are the "The earthquake was sooo wrong, why did people have to die" ... sign your name and the city you are from, when it gets to 1000, send it here and then start a new one ?????? How do people respond to this i dont know.

Maz
25/11/2005, 8:36 PM
If only it were ..... its spammers trying to get active email addresses. "Wait two minutes and the answer will appear on you monitor" .... for the love of god like .... some of them are so lame. The best course of action it delete the fúcker and empty your thrash.

What is probably the worst are the "The earthquake was sooo wrong, why did people have to die" ... sign your name and the city you are from, when it gets to 1000, send it here and then start a new one ?????? How do people respond to this i dont know.
Why people just dont delete em, I'll never know. I get them every day from the same people who are still broke, still single and dont have jobs!

Learn your lessons! :p

A face
25/11/2005, 8:48 PM
I get them every day from the same people

Exactly .... i get them from my cousins constantly and i'd swear they start them themselves at this stage !! :p .... they are like magnets for the fupping things !! :)

Maz
25/11/2005, 8:49 PM
Exactly .... i get them from my cousins constantly and i'd swear they start them themselves at this stage !! :p .... they are like magnets for the fupping things !! :)
Its just a vicious circle, if I send it back to them, does it mean they must send it again, for fear of dying in 5 days or maybe the love of their lives will appear in 2 hours?

Crazy the lot of them

A face
25/11/2005, 9:04 PM
Crazy the lot of them

It a crazy world though !! :)

Maz
25/11/2005, 9:07 PM
It a crazy world though !! :)
Some would call it that alrite!

Dazzy
25/11/2005, 10:58 PM
Its just a vicious circle, if I send it back to them, does it mean they must send it again, for fear of dying in 5 days or maybe the love of their lives will appear in 2 hours?

Crazy the lot of them

There really funny, OMG im gonna die cause i seen a .gif taken from the ring:eek:

SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!:D :rolleyes:

ollie
26/11/2005, 12:55 PM
those emails do my nut in:mad: :mad:

colm3012
28/11/2005, 10:50 AM
they have to be the most annoying thing ever,little immature prícks with nothing better todo!!!:mad: