Da Nartsoide!

[Pauro 76]

Two Northsiders, Anto
and Mickser, decided that they
weren't going anywhere in
life and thought they should go to
college to get ahead.
They head out to UCD
Belfield. Anto goes in first,
and the professor
advises him to take
maths, history,and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Anto.
The
professor answered, "Let me give you an
example. Do
you own a lawnmower?"
"I sure do," answered the Northsider.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a
back garden," replied the
professor.
"Jaysus. That's real good," the Northsider
responded in awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me
that since you have a
back garden, you also have a house."
Impressed,
Anto shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!!!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you
have a wife."
"Sharon! This is incredible!" (Anto is obviously
catching on.)

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can
assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"Stop da lights! that's the most fascinatin' ting
I heard of. I can't wait to get into
this logic class."
Anto, proud
of the new world opening up to him,
walked back into the hallway
where Mickser is still waiting.
"So what course are ya goin' for?" he asks.

"Maths, history, and logic," replies Anto.
"What
in the name o' jaysus is logic?"
"Let
me give you an example. Do ya own a
lawnmower?"

"No"
(PAUSE)

"Ya ****in queer ya"