paul_oshea
15/11/2005, 2:52 PM
anybody ever tell a joke when they then realise that they shouldnt have said it?
well im going to give ye my one, anyone who knows me well will know im the best at doing this, i met a mates parents and auntie out one night ( first time i met them, it was a family occasion) and i was steaming, buzzin avin great craic with them, i was cursing away anyhow i decided to tell a couple of jokes, so out comes:
whats teh definition of suspicion?
nuns doing squats in a cucumber field.
all the auld ones went quiet so i thought oh i better redeem myself:
jesus walks into a hotel with a bag of nails nad says to the receptionist:
will you put me up for the night?!?!?!
whats wrong with that you might add, well his auntie was a nun!!!!!! ( and no one had told me!!! ) :( :o :eek:
lets just say it killed the atmosphere fairly lively, and with that their opinion of me id say!!!
was out on sunday for a mini foot.ie meetup, and there was a few birds i know (with lads though)( not well i might add) so i told them the joke about the guy who walks into the bar and says to the bar man, i could fook everyone in here, and the barman says, how do you know that??? im not gonig to give the answer here, but lets just say it had an equally good reaction as the above two jokes.
so anyone told a joke or killed an atmosphere or the likes!! divulge! D red im looking at you now....or dublinharp maybe....
well im going to give ye my one, anyone who knows me well will know im the best at doing this, i met a mates parents and auntie out one night ( first time i met them, it was a family occasion) and i was steaming, buzzin avin great craic with them, i was cursing away anyhow i decided to tell a couple of jokes, so out comes:
whats teh definition of suspicion?
nuns doing squats in a cucumber field.
all the auld ones went quiet so i thought oh i better redeem myself:
jesus walks into a hotel with a bag of nails nad says to the receptionist:
will you put me up for the night?!?!?!
whats wrong with that you might add, well his auntie was a nun!!!!!! ( and no one had told me!!! ) :( :o :eek:
lets just say it killed the atmosphere fairly lively, and with that their opinion of me id say!!!
was out on sunday for a mini foot.ie meetup, and there was a few birds i know (with lads though)( not well i might add) so i told them the joke about the guy who walks into the bar and says to the bar man, i could fook everyone in here, and the barman says, how do you know that??? im not gonig to give the answer here, but lets just say it had an equally good reaction as the above two jokes.
so anyone told a joke or killed an atmosphere or the likes!! divulge! D red im looking at you now....or dublinharp maybe....