BohDiddley
18/10/2005, 12:37 PM
I was watching the Leinster/Cardiff match the other day on telly (out of idle curiousity, you understand) and it set me thinking.
There I was having a relaxing late afternoon -- we'd won the night before: must put up that marathon 'How we beat Harps' tribute thread -- when suddenly I found myself witness to a brutal assault. One of the Welsh boys started doing a little (well, actually rather protracted) dance, studs an' all, all over one of our fellows who was writhing around on the ground. There followed inglorious scenes of thuggery, with fists and elbows flying. A couple of yellow cards ensued, along with a couple of theatrically stern talking-tos. I was minded to call the polis, but I reasoned that they were there at the RDS anyway.
A bit later, I saw a Cardiff player casually kick one of the opposition in the face, again making a good, solid connection with his studs to flatten his victim. Play went on and no one remarked on it, although I think there was a slo-mo replay so we could study this skilful savagery.
After that, it was back to brute force, although in this case it seemed to be in the opposite direction. In the middle of a heaving pile of 18-stoners in full combat, the camera managed to pick out one orc sitting on top of another, pummelling his face with repeated hay-makers.
I was reminded of that nonsense a while back about some bimbo from Malahide bringing his kid to an EL match, and being shocked at the language and general demeanour of the support, and running to the national press with news of this great scandal. And I couldn't help thinking that, if that is what you see on a regular Saturday afternoon in a minor rugger league, there has to be more where it came from. I'm sure GAA could make a healthy contribution here too ...
Just in case anyone from Malahide wants to know.
There I was having a relaxing late afternoon -- we'd won the night before: must put up that marathon 'How we beat Harps' tribute thread -- when suddenly I found myself witness to a brutal assault. One of the Welsh boys started doing a little (well, actually rather protracted) dance, studs an' all, all over one of our fellows who was writhing around on the ground. There followed inglorious scenes of thuggery, with fists and elbows flying. A couple of yellow cards ensued, along with a couple of theatrically stern talking-tos. I was minded to call the polis, but I reasoned that they were there at the RDS anyway.
A bit later, I saw a Cardiff player casually kick one of the opposition in the face, again making a good, solid connection with his studs to flatten his victim. Play went on and no one remarked on it, although I think there was a slo-mo replay so we could study this skilful savagery.
After that, it was back to brute force, although in this case it seemed to be in the opposite direction. In the middle of a heaving pile of 18-stoners in full combat, the camera managed to pick out one orc sitting on top of another, pummelling his face with repeated hay-makers.
I was reminded of that nonsense a while back about some bimbo from Malahide bringing his kid to an EL match, and being shocked at the language and general demeanour of the support, and running to the national press with news of this great scandal. And I couldn't help thinking that, if that is what you see on a regular Saturday afternoon in a minor rugger league, there has to be more where it came from. I'm sure GAA could make a healthy contribution here too ...
Just in case anyone from Malahide wants to know.