New signing

[Patrick Dunne]

GUFC have made a new signing. A fee was agreed earlier today. The signing will not be available for Friday nights game but will be unveiled to the fans at our weekly Lotto draw on Sunday night. The draw will be held in Fibber Magees, for a jackpot of E7,400.

Our new capture was previously based in the Dublin region. This addition to the club has been described to me by GUST chairman Ronan Coleman as "totally reliable, week in, week out. Doesn't talk back, will never be suspended. Has balls".

Its thought that the new signing will replace a local product, who will be placed on the scrapheap. Our newcomer is set to make an immediate impact.

Unfortunately, I can't reveal any more details. Come to Fibbers on Sunday night !

[Conor H]

Good Stuff!!!

[galwaygirl]

GUFC have made a new signing. A fee was agreed earlier today. The signing will not be available for Friday nights game but will be unveiled to the fans at our weekly Lotto draw on Sunday night. The draw will be held in Fibber Magees, for a jackpot of E7,400.

Our new capture was previously based in the Dublin region. This addition to the club has been described to me by GUST chairman Ronan Coleman as "totally reliable, week in, week out. Doesn't talk back, will never be suspended. Has balls".

Its thought that the new signing will replace a local product, who will be placed on the scrapheap. Our newcomer is set to make an immediate impact.

Unfortunately, I can't reveal any more details. Come to Fibbers on Sunday night !
How come this hasnt been mentioned on our official website PD :rolleyes:

[Dodge]

New lotto machine? fair play

[The Stars]

Paul Osam is back.....

[Terry]

Paul Osam is back.....


I never knew he played for us before ??:confused: :rolleyes:

[gufcfan]

I never knew he played for us before ??

He didnt...

[1 9 2 8]

Isn't the transfer window closed?

[Patrick Dunne]

.. the transfer window is normally closed at weekends, bank holidays, etc., and outside office hours. When we made the signing the window was open.

Its closed now.
Edit : The newcomer has arrived, early. Very professional. Has already been given a trial. Looking forward to Sunday night.

[Aaron GUFC]

Good stuff as long as he's reliable. Cant wait to see who it is we are in need of new players. But hes a dirty Dub :D

[Conor H]

Good stuff as long as he's reliable. Cant wait to see who it is we are in need of new players. But hes a dirty Dub :D
He said his location was Dublin not that he was originally from Dublin.

[Galwayexile]

I have a feeling thats its not a player at all, its a gimmick to get ppl to fibbers for the lotto, Its probably some sort of mascot by my reckoning.Something along that lines.

Very crafy indeed. Has ronan coleman been the chairman long then?

[Conor H]

I have a feeling thats its not a player at all, its a gimmick to get ppl to fibbers for the lotto, Its probably some sort of mascot by my reckoning.Something along that lines.

Very crafy indeed. Has ronan coleman been the chairman long then?
Are you serious?

[galwaygirl]

New lotto machine? fair play
I think Dodge is on the right track :rolleyes:

[sligoman]

I have a feeling thats its not a player at all, its a gimmick to get ppl to fibbers for the lotto, Its probably some sort of mascot by my reckoning.Something along that lines.

Very crafy indeed. Has ronan coleman been the chairman long then?That actually sounds right, good thinking exile. Cos I knew the transfer window is closed so you cant sign people. So, any ideas on what the new mascot will look like?:confused: :D

[Patrick Dunne]

.. us long as they are not under contract to another club.
Our new signing had a rest today.

[Conor H]

.. us long as they are not under contract to another club.
Our new signing had a rest today.
Any other clues PD ...i have an idea but if he wasn't contracted i'm not too sure.

[Red4Eva]

Richie Sadlier or Keith O'Neill???

[Patrick Dunne]

.. will not break down and/or feign injury. Relability is the middle name.
Could be with us for years.

As I said earlier, has balls.

[Conor H]

.. will not break down and/or feign injury. Relability is the middle name.
Could be with us for years.

As I said earlier, has balls.
Oh the anticipation...:D

[sligoman]

Its thought that the new signing will replace a local product, who will be placed on the scrapheap.So, ye must have had a mascot before then?:confused:

[Patrick Dunne]

Its a massive signing, which will prove once and for all that we are bigger than you.

Genesis said so !

[sligoman]

Its a massive signing, which will prove once and for all that we are bigger than you.

Genesis said so !Ok, ok, I believe you:rolleyes:. So, when is "he" going to be unveiled?:confused:

[Maroon Army]

a lotto machine!!

[A face]

a lotto machine!!


Did many attend this ??

[Mr A]

a lotto machine!!

But haven't ye had Ronan Coleman for years? Why make a big deal of revealing him now?

[Galwayexile]

did he go to castlebar IT then many moons ago?

[Patrick Dunne]

.. called Ronan Quinn went to Castlebar IT, and helped set up a Mayo GUFC supporters club, which seems to have died away.

Ronan Coleman was in NUIG once. He got in through a skylight and had taken two computers before he was caught.

[sligoman]

So what's the story, have ye signed someone or is it really a lotto machine?:confused:

[Conor H]

So what's the story, have ye signed someone or is it really a lotto machine?:confused:
You'll find out Sunday night in Fibbers.;)

[sligoman]

You'll find out Sunday night in Fibbers.;)Oh yeah, I'll be there with bells on:rolleyes: :D

[Conor H]

Oh yeah, I'll be there with bells on:rolleyes: :D
Excellent...see ya there.:D

[NY Hoop]

So what's the story, have ye signed someone or is it really a lotto machine?:confused:

Oh dear:eek: :rolleyes:

You should work for the FAI



KOH

[sligoman]

Oh dear:eek: :rolleyes:

You should work for the FAIEh, why?:confused:

[NY Hoop]

Eh, why?:confused:

Christ take a wild guess rainman:o


KOH

[sligoman]

Christ take a wild guess rainman:o :rolleyes:, still :confused: :D

[Galwayexile]

Is he around 26? only asking as a ronan coleman lived in the same house as me for a year in college.I think he failed his exams and went back to work for his dad who i thinks owns the computer business thats based at the side of compustore in Galway retail park.Cant think of the name but it has been bugging me for a while now that i reg post on foot.ie.

[Terry]

Is he around 26? only asking as a ronan coleman lived in the same house as me for a year in college.I think he failed his exams and went back to work for his dad who i thinks owns the computer business thats based at the side of compustore in Galway retail park.Cant think of the name but it has been bugging me for a while now that i reg post on foot.ie.


Are you saying that the owner of CKBIZ, Gerry Gray, is Ronan Colemans Dad????:confused: :eek: :D

[Galwayexile]

obviously he was telling us porkies then :p

ah well nice to see he landed on his feet

[NY Hoop]

I am not being smart

:D :D :D

You related to sligoman?


KOH

[gustavo]

:D well lets hope he doesnt make a balls of it.:D

[Terry]

Yes who have we signed? Or is it a joke?

We signed YOU !!! CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME TO FOOT.IE:cool: :D

Come on people and play close attention to our friends from Dublin !!;) :p :)

[Schumi]

This thread is great, can more Sligo fans post please? :D

[fbtn]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Sweet suffering Jesus!

I needed a laugh today.

Cheers :D

[marktis]

G'wan give us some more hints? :)

What position does he play? Is he mobile? Is he bald on top? What number does he have on his back or front?

[nephin]

:D :D :D
One of the funniest threads i've read in ages!!
Classic stuff....