mouldymurphy
02/05/2002, 10:07 AM
few things I hate about everybody...
1. People who point at their wrist while asking
for the time....I know where my watch is pal,where
the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse
to search the entire room for the TV remote because
they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it too" f*cking right! What good is a
cake ifyou can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place
you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you
keeplooking after you've found it? Do people dothis? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?". No tosser, I paid to come to the cinema
and stare at the f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which
is it?If it's new, then there has never been anything
beforeit. If it's an improvement, then there must have
been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the
f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever
f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone
asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I
be standing here, Knobhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't
what they used to be'. So what did they used to be?
ears,
wellington boots?
11.When you're eating something and someone asks
'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting i always
eat stuff i hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the
toilet. Thanks that's an image i really didn't need.
13. Mcdonalds staff who pretend they don't
understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item
you are ordering.....It has to be a Mcchicken Sandwich,
just a Chicken Sandwich get blank looks........... Well
I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you
McTosser.
14. When you're involved in an accident and
someone asks 'are you alright?'. Yes, fine thanks, i'll
just pick up my limbs and be off.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking
for the time....I know where my watch is pal,where
the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse
to search the entire room for the TV remote because
they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it too" f*cking right! What good is a
cake ifyou can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place
you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you
keeplooking after you've found it? Do people dothis? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?". No tosser, I paid to come to the cinema
and stare at the f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which
is it?If it's new, then there has never been anything
beforeit. If it's an improvement, then there must have
been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the
f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever
f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone
asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I
be standing here, Knobhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't
what they used to be'. So what did they used to be?
ears,
wellington boots?
11.When you're eating something and someone asks
'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting i always
eat stuff i hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the
toilet. Thanks that's an image i really didn't need.
13. Mcdonalds staff who pretend they don't
understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item
you are ordering.....It has to be a Mcchicken Sandwich,
just a Chicken Sandwich get blank looks........... Well
I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you
McTosser.
14. When you're involved in an accident and
someone asks 'are you alright?'. Yes, fine thanks, i'll
just pick up my limbs and be off.