Best/worst chat up lines

[hamish]

I wonder?Maybe it's just the reputation you have built for yourself:

Moi:eek: ??? Purity personified I am.:D

[Gerrit]

"I can make your <.> <.> look (o) (o)... I have small hands!" :D

Expect a slap sometimes though... :o

I don't get it :confused:



Actually, why don't the girls make some effords themselves and come to us with a good opener? Why do we always have to make a fool out of ourselves and risk a slap?

[strangeirish]

Bird: Do you come here often?
Me: No. I always have this look on my face.
:D

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Actually, why don't the girls make some effords themselves and come to us with a good opener? Why do we always have to make a fool out of ourselves and risk a slap?

[paul_oshea]

Bird: Do you come here often?

try:

No, but ive been trying for the last hour.

or

bird: did you come here with anybody?

same as above line.

[FarBeag]

Here is a few.Not great maybe.

Bloke...Is that a ladder on your tights? or a stairway to heaven?

Bloke..Your Daddy must be a baker 'cause you have a nice set of buns'

Bloke...My name is.....That's so you know what to scream

Bloke..I like every muscle on your body, especially mine

Bloke..Is your father a cement mixer? because you sure make me hard.

Bloke..Sit on my face and i will guess your weight.

[Gerrit]

Here is a few.Not great maybe.

Bloke...Is that a ladder on your tights? or a stairway to heaven?

Bloke..Your Daddy must be a baker 'cause you have a nice set of buns'

Bloke...My name is.....That's so you know what to scream

Bloke..I like every muscle on your body, especially mine

Bloke..Is your father a cement mixer? because you sure make me hard.

Bloke..Sit on my face and i will guess your weight.

Prepare for her right hand :D


The tights one would have been useful if I'd had read it before last saturday night :(

[anto eile]

"james blunt wrote a song about you--you're beautiful!"

cheesy opening lines DO work, well, more often than you'd think. but you cant take yourself seriously when you're saying them. actually not taking yourself serioulsy at all is a big help. make her laugh and you're halfway there


There's only certain places aido where that sort of lingo would work and they're all located north of the liffey I presume. Girls who fall for such a chat up line belong to a certain section of society and they'd be p!ssing against the wind if they thought for one second they were in with a chance of getting me. I keep it strictly southside anyway when socialising in Dublin and rarely come across such birds.
la-de-feckin-da!



me: fat penguins!!!
bird: wha?
me: break the ice!!!!

some thickies dont get it and just look at ye, but usually they do and it works.


or else get a glass of ice and go over to a girls table.smash the ice and go "howya girls , im just breaking the ice!"

[Gerrit]

"james blunt wrote a song about you--you're beautiful!"

cheesy opening lines DO work, well, more often than you'd think. but you cant take yourself seriously when you're saying them. actually not taking yourself serioulsy at all is a big help. make her laugh and you're halfway there


But you do want one with a good taste, don't you? Do you really want to date someone that likes James Blunt? ;)


My problem with the whole concept of flirting and 'opening sentences' is that I'd present someone that is not the real me. I'd rather have a serious conversation first, before you realise humor comes into play in a natural way, if you get along well that is.

[Anto McC]

Domestos...kills 99% of all known germs!.................Sorry,wrong thread :D

[M@ttitude]

me: Is your father in prison ?
Girl: No, why ?
me: coz you look like a knacker !
Ha, thats gas.. Ill use that one :D

When i met my (american) girlfriend I said "Have you any Irish in you" she said "no", I said "Do you want some?"

Cheesey I know, but i was shocked when she said "yes"!!

[tetsujin1979]

Bloke: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Girl: "Sorry, I don't know"
Bloke: "Me either, but it breaks the ice!"

[blueviking1980]

Originally Posted by blueviking1980
"I can make your <.> <.> look (o) (o)... I have small hands!"

Expect a slap sometimes though...


I don't get it :confused:

"I can make your boobs look big... I have small hands!"



Actually, why don't the girls make some effords themselves and come to us with a good opener? Why do we always have to make a fool out of ourselves and risk a slap?

Coz if we slapped the girls it wouldn't be our wrists the Bouncers would stamp... :D

[paul_oshea]

When i met my (american) girlfriend I said "Have you any Irish in you" she said "no", I said "Do you want some?"

Cheesey I know, but i was shocked when she said "yes"!!

ya but did she actually get it, ive made jokes like that when i was working over there and the yanks didnt get me half the time, just laughed out of nice ness and politeness.

[Gerrit]

If they're still together, I'm sure she's getting "it" on regular basis now :D

[anto eile]

Ha, thats gas.. Ill use that one :D

When i met my (american) girlfriend I said "Have you any Irish in you" she said "no", I said "Do you want some?"

Cheesey I know, but i was shocked when she said "yes"!!
that line is literally 30+ years old. phil lynott says it before launching into "rosalie" on live and dangerous..which reminds me,its right here beside me , so il stick it on..

[Anto McC]

that line is literally 30+ years old. phil lynott says it before launching into "rosalie" on live and dangerous..which reminds me,its right here beside me , so il stick it on..

Sorry to be a pr*ck but he's says it before he lauches into "Emerald" and i think i'll stick it on myself :)

[blutil]

Sorry to be a pr*ck but he's says it before he lauches into "Emerald" and i think i'll stick it on myself :)

you'd be better off to put it in a cd player, you might never get the glue off ! :eek:

[Anto McC]

you'd be better off to put it in a cd player, you might never get the glue off ! :eek:

I have my candidate for Post of the year 2006 :D :D