mouldymurphy
17/04/2002, 12:17 PM
heard a good few before but still classics:
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those
wet clothes.
Nice legs... What time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the
hell outta me.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but
beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going
to suck itself.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those
wet clothes.
Nice legs... What time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the
hell outta me.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but
beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going
to suck itself.