Whats your best/worst chat up line?

[Pauro 76]

actually another point about girlfriends, why is it that if they have a fitter friend, they sometimes seem to fancy you? but if you were unattached, you wouldnt have a chance with the same girl?

[Green Tribe]

any other girls about to die laughing etc etc.... :eek: :D

OMG!!!!!!!!!

[Anto McC]

It's the first time i've entered this thread and don't wan to go through the whole thing but please tell me Roy isn't going on about the High 5 thing again

[CollegeTillIDie]

actually another point about girlfriends, why is it that if they have a fitter friend, they sometimes seem to fancy you? but if you were unattached, you wouldnt have a chance with the same girl?

Because it's all about the logic... there isn't any there..... :D

[CollegeTillIDie]

This was supposedly a Kerry marriage proposal half a century or so ago.

He says to her..." How would you like to be buried with my people?" :D

[carrickharp]

http://www.davesdaily.com/funpages/pickuplines_06-05.htm

[green army]

i got this as an email a while back.

Male comebacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines ....

Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat sl*t.


Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - There's no need to get on your knees and s**k on my c**k just yet, we've only just met!!!


Man - Your place or mine?
Woman - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man - That's cool, cause after I'm done sha**ing you in the back of my car, I don't give a s**t where you go!


Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Man - That explains the moustache then!


Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman - Unfertilised.
Man - No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.


Man - I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman - But would you stay there?
Man - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.


and this is the best...........


Man - You're pretty
Woman - **** off.
Man - Don't interrupt, you're pretty ugly, you fat b****h

[paul_oshea]

that last one isnt nice!!! i remember this really lovely looking girl at a bar in galway once, and i thought ah **** it ill go up and take the **** and insult her as she seemed really up herself, she was completely different to what i thought but i started saying stuff like the last thing above, and once i started i couldnt stop, and lets just say 10 mins later she ran off crying out of the bar. she was actually being really friendly but i just kept going on.

SO NO DONT use those lines they are just mean! :(

[sligoman]

that last one isnt nice!!! i remember this really lovely looking girl at a bar in galway once, and i thought ah **** it ill go up and take the **** and insult her as she seemed really up herself, she was completely different to what i thought but i started saying stuff like the last thing above, and once i started i couldnt stop, and lets just say 10 mins later she ran off crying out of the bar. she was actually being really friendly but i just kept going on. :eek: Wow! You sound nice :rolleyes:

[tetsujin1979]

:eek: Wow! You sound nice :rolleyes:
I've met him. Trust me, he's a total cnut ;)

[paul_oshea]

ya I am!!!!

[anto eile]

see a good loking girl, tell her mate "if your friend there wants to buy me a drink i wouldnt say no"
didnt work last night,but funny nonetheless

[Pauro 76]

NEVER used these, but have heard them in action...

(Beckons finger to girl)... Come here! Ive made you come with my little finger. Imagine what i could do with the rest of my body!

Thats a nice dress but it would look even better on my bedroom floor!

Sit down on my knee, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!

[centre mid]

Bloke: Fancy a Drink/Dance
Girl: No
Bloke: Well get your lead and go home ye dog