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ThatGuy
18/08/2005, 12:30 PM
Years ago a plane crashed on the West Germany/East Germany border. Where were the survivors buried?

gustavo
18/08/2005, 12:32 PM
survivors wouldnt have been killed:)

the 12 th man
18/08/2005, 12:57 PM
CRAP question no 2:
what do you call a fly with no wings ?

fosterdollar
18/08/2005, 12:59 PM
CRAP question no 2:
what do you call a fly with no wings ?
d'uh... a walk.

CQ No. 3:

Are those my feet?

Dublin12
18/08/2005, 12:59 PM
CRAP question no 2:
what do you call a fly with no wings ?

A walk :D

the 12 th man
18/08/2005, 1:14 PM
without a doubt the next one is the worst i've ever heard.


whats green and sings at the end of a field ?.

strangeirish
18/08/2005, 1:29 PM
without a doubt the next one is the worst i've ever heard.


whats green and sings at the end of a field ?.

Cork City fans? :D

Paulie
18/08/2005, 2:41 PM
What is E.T. short for? (scroll down)



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'cause he's got little legs. (love that joke)

superfrank
18/08/2005, 2:55 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? :D :o

joeSoap
18/08/2005, 3:12 PM
Never quite got the "how long is a piece of string?" one...I mean you can measure the bloody thing!!

Drumcondra Red
18/08/2005, 3:20 PM
Why's a pint of Guinness white at the top and black at the bottom, why not vice versa!!!

strangeirish
18/08/2005, 3:27 PM
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
Why is there braille on drive-up ATM's?

Drumcondra Red
18/08/2005, 3:29 PM
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Because its not exposed to air!!!

strangeirish
18/08/2005, 3:33 PM
Because its not exposed to air!!!
;) :eek: ;) :D :eek:

the 12 th man
18/08/2005, 4:28 PM
without a doubt the next one is the worst i've ever heard.


whats green and sings at the end of a field ?.


Elvis Parsley...... :eek: ..................sleeks away quietly................. :o

Sliogán Dóite
19/08/2005, 11:57 AM
What does ET stand for?
























He couldn't find a chair. :D

hamish
19/08/2005, 2:41 PM
Why are wise,old sayings supposed to be wise??

I mean, "Look before you leap"

"He who hesitates is lost"


:confused:

Ash
19/08/2005, 2:53 PM
"how long is a piece of string?"

... double the distance from the mid point to 1 end