Cheesiest tune ever ?!?!?

[aido_b]

Im just wondering what everyone elses cheesiest song ever is,

I've gotta go with Ace Of Base - All that she wants!

What a tune!

[fosterdollar]

Pretty much ANY Bon Jovi track. Schlock Rock at it most atrocious. Then there's Chesney Gawk as well...

[Anto McC]

Rick Astley

[tiktok]

Copacabana - Barry Manilow

[the 12 th man]

"save your love my darling": Renee & Renato......truely absolutely awful.... :o

[sylvo]

Im just wondering what everyone elses cheesiest song ever is,

I've gotta go with Ace Of Base - All that she wants!

What a tune!


When we played Latvia and Lithuania back in 93 that was the only song they had in english playing in the bars and clubs, we heard it morning noon and night.

Every time it came on a chant of ''one song in Riga, there's only one song in Riga'' would start.

[sylvo]

Love is all around by Wet wet wet, and Bryan Adams everything I do I do it for you.

[ken foree]

'this is how we do it' by montell jordan is the fromage du r&b

[aido_b]

C'est La Vie by Bewitched, a timeless classic!

[the 12 th man]

and Bryan Adams everything I do I do it for you.


No 1 for about 42 weeks ..........played to death

[sylvo]

"save your love my darling": Renee & Renato......truely absolutely awful.... :o


There was a tune, old Reato now he was the real walrus of luuurve. :D
On the same vien 12th, what about Glen Maderos ''nothing's going to change my love for you''. By god that song was never off the radio, nearly done an Eric Cantona on me gettho blaster once when that came on because I just couldn't take anymore. ;)

[the 12 th man]

what about Glen Maderos ''nothing's going to change my love for you''.


really sorry I entered this thread now :D .
A guy can only take so much punishment............... :p

[Pauro 76]

MC Hammer 'U Cant Touch This'
anything by David Hasselhoff...
Tony Christie 'Amarilo'
Wham 'Wake Me up before you go go...'

[sylvo]

really sorry I entered this thread now :D .
A guy can only take so much punishment............... :p


At least 12th now we have talk radio programes so I guess songs of these high standard :cool: ;) you can pretty much never have to hear them on the radio over and over again like the way it used to be.

THANK GOD. :D

[thejollyrodger]

that STUPID tune in Steaua's stadium

[the 12 th man]

At least 12th now we have talk radio programes so I guess songs of these high standard :cool: ;) you can pretty much never have to hear them on the radio over and over again like the way it used to be.

THANK GOD. :D

and so say all of us Sylvo.............now just wait for "Mr O'B" to wade in with
"Pats firm favourites" from way back when...................... :D

[Tony Montana]

that STUPID tune in Steaua's stadium

Quality!!!! :D :D :D :D

[Gerrit]

Before me answering, what exactly do you understand in "cheesy" ?? I mean, it almost has a rather ridiculising undertone...

[hamish]

Has to be the Macarena. :eek:
Here's another version - same tune.

Sitting in my house and I know that I'm alone
Feelin' kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse, it's the one with Sharon Stone
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata

I go a little faster and it's feelin' kinda nice
Once just ain't enough, so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey, I can give you good advice
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata

I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline
Laying down a towel so I keep the carpet clean
Never shake my hand 'cos you don't know where it's been
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I cannot leave the car 'cos I'm sticking to the seat
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata

Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomater
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard, shakin' bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and it's mayonnaise I'm makin'
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, God my hand is achin'
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata.

Now, THAT's cheesy. :D

There a recorded version somewhere - I'll post it if I find it.

[superfrank]

Last Christmas by Wham.

Thank Christ I couldn't dress myself during the eighties!

[superfrank]

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard, shakin' bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and it's mayonnaise I'm makin'
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, God my hand is achin'
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata.
I have to change my name now!!! :eek: :D

[hamish]

I have to change my name now!!! :eek: :D

God's truth, superfrank, never thought of that when I posted. :o I presumed the frank refers to frankfurters/sausage thingys??? :D

[CollegeTillIDie]

God's truth, superfrank, never thought of that when I posted. :o I presumed the frank refers to frankfurters/sausage thingys??? :D

What about the Theme from Skippy?.... 'strewth :D

[hamish]

What about the Theme from Skippy?.... 'strewth

GUTY CTID - I liked Skippy :o :eek: :D
There was joke about Skippy but I'm fecked if I can remember it.

[Troy.McClure]

Barbie Girl
anything by Take That

[thecorner]

cheeky girls, whigfield....c'mon lads

[superfrank]

God's truth, superfrank, never thought of that when I posted. :o I presumed the frank refers to frankfurters/sausage thingys??? :D
Frank isnt my real name anyway so there's no need to worry.......yet. I just thought of an insult for myself, look what you've done!

[hamish]

Frank isnt my real name anyway so there's no need to worry.......yet. I just thought of an insult for myself, look what you've done!


On a slightly serious note, I've lost count of the times I've been called a bad influence - even without meaning to. :o

[TheOwl]

C'est La Vie by Bewitched, a timeless classic!

This was the first song played at half-time during Shels match with Rangers in Tranmere. It was sheer quality to Irish dance in front of the Rangers fans!

Somebody mentioned the Skippy music too, and obviously that was sung that night too when Morley scored that beautiful third goal in the second-half.

My favourite cheesy song ever though is Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler - a masterpiece of cheese - I love it.

[Lionel Ritchie]

Chris De Burghs 'Lady In Red' about the missus and just to be fair Chris De Burghs 'Blonde Hair Blue Jeans' about the Au Pair he was knobbing behind the back of the Lady in Red.

[Dublin12]

Good one Lionel a real cheesy contender alright.
My choice would be Adrian Gurvitz-Classic,he had to write this in an attic you know! :D

[speedking]

HammerFall's self titled song. Absolutely hilarious.

http://www.indyrock.es/imagenes/hammerfall.jpg

They are the gods of cheese metal... :D