Snob Test

[Peadar]

Pat O' wants a snob test so I suggest we collaborate to compile the questions.

Q1. Are you deliberately rude to others in an attempt to portray yourself as being superior due to your social status?

[paul_oshea]

q3 if you are female, do you have a noses up knickers down approach to life.

how can you "hold your Penney's bag between your body "? :confused: in your insides like?

[superfrank]

q4.DO you deliberately use long word in an attempt to come across as superior to others a la Damien Richardson? :D

[GavinZac]

Q5 Enrolled you son/daughter in a prestigous Gaelscoil at birth because daddy was a high profile member of the GAA dont you know?

[Peadar]

Q6. Do you click your fingers in order to get waiting staff to attend your table in a restaurant?

[gustavo]

Q7 . do you now or have you at any time been a AA Roadwatch traffic reporter?

[shedite]

Q7 When tipping do you make it as blatant as possible so that everybody knows how much you are giving and the reciever feels like a begger?? (I HATE that)

[Ruairi]

8- How big is your Yacht?

[Pat O' Banton]

:eek: :eek: :eek:
I'm 100% I wish I'd never asked for it now!

[strangeirish]

Q.9 Do you say 'Mummy' or 'Mammy'? :D

[strangeirish]

Q. 10 When talking about your Dad, do you refer to him as Father? As in, " Oh, Father does like to take us for a spin in the beemer"

[tetsujin1979]

q12 - Which rugby XV did you line out for in secondary school - firsts or seconds?

[centre mid]

Q.13 Do you end all your sentences with the word: like !

[GavinZac]

Q.13 Do you end all your sentences with the word: like !

excluding the population of cork, like.

[drinkfeckarse]

Do you deliberately talk about "all the fabulous places" you've been to or how ridiculously big you're house is even though you've no kids because you think it makes you sound important???

If yes then I suggest you take your head out of your arse. :mad:

Pet hate of mine, one fella in particular over here always does it and is a total knob :mad:

[carrickharp]

Q 15. Are you looking foward to the cricket world cup?

[centre mid]

excluding the population of cork, like.
thats loike

[gustavo]

does the thought of having a few pints of heino before getting a jolly good buggering off one of your rugger mates appeal to you?

[Troy.McClure]

Are you condesending? :D


Read it again. Go away and check out how useful the word 'and' can be. In particular, you might study its use in the context of 'between X and Y'...

[Wiseguy]

Do you bring the kids to school in the BMW X5 and then pop into the shops to get some Evian water for the dog because the water from the tap is just too gastly

[Pauro 76]

Q16. When carrying a jumper in hot weather, do you A) wear it around your waist. or B) wear it around your neck.

Q17. When travelling on the train/bus/whatever, do you read A) The Sun/Star/Mirror or B) The Financial Times (broadsheet)

[Ruairi]

18) What colour is your credit card?

[drinkfeckarse]

Do you employ a nanny because you find looking after the kids too much work and far too messy?

[centre mid]

* Is your mate Shane know as " Shaggy "

* Do you have block booked seats for Leinsters Heino games or do you get yours in the Burlo before the match

[Wiseguy]

Do you play tennis ?

[strangeirish]

Do you eat fruit with your cornflakes and do you buy only brand name yogurt?

[hamish]

q4.DO you deliberately use long word in an attempt to come across as superior to others a la Damien Richardson? :D

Jesus, I hope Sheridan doesn't read that. :D

[hamish]

When you "date" an extremely good looking northsider do you always drop her home to her flat and never tell your parents about her?

[drinkfeckarse]

* Is your mate Shane know as " Shaggy "



That's my name and thankfully I've never ever been called that or even knew you could be called that :eek:

[strangeirish]

When you "date" an extremely good looking northsider do you always drop her home to her flat and never tell your parents about her?

Kind of like ridin' a honda 50, fun to do as long as nobody finds out!!!!

[hamish]

Kind of like ridin' a honda 50, fun to do as long as nobody finds out!!!!

:D :D :D

[hamish]

Do you prefer Offenbach to Bach often?

[Troy.McClure]

I don't do understatement.

Are you, or would you like to be, a member of the Royal Cork Yacht Club.

Do you simply adoooooore the rugby sevens

:eek: :eek:
:o :o :o

[superfrank]

Have you ever left D4?

[Dick Long]

Do you wear you collar(s) up?

God I hate that. Especially on women.

[superfrank]

Do you wear you collar(s) up?

God I hate that. Especially on women.
Are you saying Eric Cantona is a snob??? :eek: :D

Em, my girlfriend does that sometimes!

[superfrank]

Have you ever attended a non-rugby event at Landsdowne Road?

[Dyl10]

When you where a teenager did you buy booz in the dutch gold price range or the budweiser price range?

If you where to support one eircom league team would it be U.C.D? :D :D :D

[Troy.McClure]

If you where to support one eircom league team would it be U.C.D?

:rolleyes: There's plenty of scum at Belfield, its the only place Ive had stuff thrown at me :eek: (Saying that though it was only chewing-gum :D)

[Dyl10]

(Saying that though it was only chewing-gum

And i bet you it was airwaves and not cheap hubba bubba. :D