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thecorner
15/07/2005, 11:16 AM
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
i got 59% :o
fosterdollar
15/07/2005, 11:22 AM
chavless 39%
GavinZac
15/07/2005, 11:24 AM
i only got 13%, and how does knowing txt spk make you a chav?! :mad: :D
Gareth
15/07/2005, 11:25 AM
Cos they expect chav ma's and da's were raised with it
Wiseguy
15/07/2005, 11:27 AM
28%, phew!!!!!!!!!!
gustavo
15/07/2005, 11:37 AM
same as wiseguy 28%!
Peadar
15/07/2005, 11:46 AM
I got 17% and I'm well Posh, like! :)
hamish
15/07/2005, 11:47 AM
I got 17%
thecorner
15/07/2005, 12:00 PM
I'm well Posh, like! :)
we know that :D
centre mid
15/07/2005, 12:19 PM
33% - whats a croydon face lift
fosterdollar
15/07/2005, 12:20 PM
Think it's the face those chavettes get from stretching their greasy hair back so tight on their heads.
tetsujin1979
15/07/2005, 12:20 PM
33% - Nice one!
Pat O' Banton
15/07/2005, 12:45 PM
41% a bit disappointing. Have to say the entire test maybe a bit of fun but its appalingly snobbish.
I mean drank lager before midday? I'm a football fan, its pratically compulsory as is watching football which which means yes I have been to Stamford Bridge.
As for buying economy at Sainsburys :rolleyes: bunch of f*cking snobs.
...and of course my honoury burberry baseball cap must be in the post as I have been brought up in a council estate and this happened to be above the fouth floor.
Also because I know a bit about music it means that yes of course I know who Mike Skinner is.
How about a snob test (if only for Peadar's 100% score) I'm sure we can be equally insulting.
and before anyone accuses me of not having a sense of humour, on this subject your right.
Peadar
15/07/2005, 12:51 PM
its appalingly snobbish.
Even the bit about family or friends getting pregnant under the age of 20.
I know plenty of well to do people who are grandparents to a child born to their teenage daughter.
I wouldn't worry about the test too much though, it's not like it matters!
Poor Student
15/07/2005, 1:06 PM
13%. Not helped by the fact I stayed in a hotel near Stamford Bridge and took a sneak peek once. :o
superfrank
15/07/2005, 1:07 PM
35%, I don't know what to think! :o
dcfcsteve
15/07/2005, 1:11 PM
7% for me. Just cuz I know who Mike Skinner is, what text speak is, and went to watch Newcastle play at Chelsea once.... :D
I like the question about the capital of Australia. But I really love the irony of such a snobbish 'test' having such rubbish grammar on the opening question, and crap spelling throughout. I'd say the authors aren't long out of Kappa tracksuits themselves...... :)
Babysis
15/07/2005, 1:12 PM
33% - whats a croydon face lift
46% :eek: As for a Croydon facelift, its when a girl wears her hair tied back in a very tight pony tail like Vicky Pollard, thus pulling the face up :D
Bit unfair really, Im a chelsea fan and as is the case tomorrow, i plan on drinking before mid day. Im one classy lasy :eek: :rolleyes:
Pat O' Banton
15/07/2005, 1:14 PM
My Kappa wear is actually a St. Pauli top and one of them skin tight Betis numbers, which as a couple of you on here will testify must be an interesting sight :o :eek:
carrickharp
15/07/2005, 1:21 PM
7% here also
sligoman
15/07/2005, 1:47 PM
28%, thank God
onenilgameover
15/07/2005, 2:26 PM
26% for me gotta be happy with that....
Pauro 76
15/07/2005, 2:35 PM
20%! not a chav and not a snob! :)
hamish
15/07/2005, 2:36 PM
46% As for a Croydon facelift, its when a girl wears her hair tied back in a very tight pony tail like Vicky Pollard, thus pulling the face up :D
Bit unfair really, Im a chelsea fan and as is the case tomorrow, i plan on drinking before mid day. Im one classy lasy :eek: :rolleyes:
Babysis!!! A semi-chav? - I refuse to believe it!! (snigger) :D :p
ThatGuy
15/07/2005, 2:36 PM
9% :cool:
Babysis
15/07/2005, 2:41 PM
Babysis!!! A semi-chav? - I refuse to believe it!! (snigger) :D
Im not a semi chav, im just down with the Kids :cool: :D
(Then again im only 22, so its not exactly difficult :D :p )
Troy.McClure
15/07/2005, 2:48 PM
17% :)
hamish
15/07/2005, 2:50 PM
Im not a semi chav, im just down with the Kids
(Then again im only 22, so its not exactly difficult :D :p )
Y'mean you can't have older chavs??? Is it an age thing?? :confused: I'm going to check Google to see if there's a snob or grumpy old man test.
Course you're not a chav Babysis - just kidding and we'd all like you even if you were.
All together now...........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :D
Anyway, I've a chance to behave like a chav tomorrow week - I'm off to one of my best mate's 40th birthday party in Maynooth. He looks like Michael McDowell but behaves like Billy Connolly to the power of ten - his name's Whacky. :D
hamish
15/07/2005, 3:05 PM
I've a snob test on a new thread. We'll soon know a lot about many Footiepersons if anyone bothers to take it - think of the slagging potential? :eek: :D
Metrostars
15/07/2005, 3:20 PM
2% and thats all because I like Theme Parks!
22% for me.have only drank cider b4 midday ;)
Drumcondra Red
15/07/2005, 8:00 PM
41% but thats only because Babysis explained what a Croyden Facelift was!!!
Babysis
15/07/2005, 8:01 PM
41% but thats only because Babysis explained what a Croyden Facelift was!!!
dont try and blame your chavness on me :p :D
Drumcondra Red
15/07/2005, 8:03 PM
dont try and blame your chavness on me :p :D
I'm far too cool to be a chav, I'm sure Anto will vouch for me!!!
Anto McC
15/07/2005, 8:06 PM
22% is that good or bad :confused:
Babysis
15/07/2005, 8:09 PM
well i got 46% so by comparison your not doing too badly anto. As for you Roy, I think I will have to take yuor word for it when you say your too cool to be chav :p :D
ali2005
16/07/2005, 10:15 AM
I got 37%
Neish
16/07/2005, 10:17 AM
37% Chav :eek:
Ruairi
16/07/2005, 11:27 AM
24%.. drinking lager before midday! brilliant
41%,dont really care,i hate the word chav
eamoss
16/07/2005, 1:55 PM
Phew only 20%
Slash/ED
16/07/2005, 10:01 PM
43%, no idea if I'm happy about that or not.
De Town
16/07/2005, 10:59 PM
20% for myself :)
1 9 2 8
17/07/2005, 1:51 PM
22% on the chav test 33% on the posh test
Closed Account 2
17/07/2005, 2:52 PM
15% - having eaten a full english breakfast, owning an AS Roma shirt (made by Kappa), and having once shopped at Bluewater were what got that percentage for me.
Aaron GUFC
17/07/2005, 5:44 PM
:mad: I got 20% im not even that bad i have a kappa jersey and i only wear tracksuits outside sports cos im normal :D
Mayo Red
17/07/2005, 5:49 PM
Not bad, 22%! :)
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