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thecorner
15/07/2005, 11:16 AM
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/

i got 59% :o

fosterdollar
15/07/2005, 11:22 AM
chavless 39%

GavinZac
15/07/2005, 11:24 AM
i only got 13%, and how does knowing txt spk make you a chav?! :mad: :D

Gareth
15/07/2005, 11:25 AM
Cos they expect chav ma's and da's were raised with it

Wiseguy
15/07/2005, 11:27 AM
28%, phew!!!!!!!!!!

gustavo
15/07/2005, 11:37 AM
same as wiseguy 28%!

Peadar
15/07/2005, 11:46 AM
I got 17% and I'm well Posh, like! :)

hamish
15/07/2005, 11:47 AM
I got 17%

thecorner
15/07/2005, 12:00 PM
I'm well Posh, like! :)


we know that :D

centre mid
15/07/2005, 12:19 PM
33% - whats a croydon face lift

fosterdollar
15/07/2005, 12:20 PM
Think it's the face those chavettes get from stretching their greasy hair back so tight on their heads.

tetsujin1979
15/07/2005, 12:20 PM
33% - Nice one!

Pat O' Banton
15/07/2005, 12:45 PM
41% a bit disappointing. Have to say the entire test maybe a bit of fun but its appalingly snobbish.

I mean drank lager before midday? I'm a football fan, its pratically compulsory as is watching football which which means yes I have been to Stamford Bridge.
As for buying economy at Sainsburys :rolleyes: bunch of f*cking snobs.

...and of course my honoury burberry baseball cap must be in the post as I have been brought up in a council estate and this happened to be above the fouth floor.

Also because I know a bit about music it means that yes of course I know who Mike Skinner is.

How about a snob test (if only for Peadar's 100% score) I'm sure we can be equally insulting.

and before anyone accuses me of not having a sense of humour, on this subject your right.

Peadar
15/07/2005, 12:51 PM
its appalingly snobbish.

Even the bit about family or friends getting pregnant under the age of 20.
I know plenty of well to do people who are grandparents to a child born to their teenage daughter.

I wouldn't worry about the test too much though, it's not like it matters!

Ash
15/07/2005, 12:56 PM
28% for me

Poor Student
15/07/2005, 1:06 PM
13%. Not helped by the fact I stayed in a hotel near Stamford Bridge and took a sneak peek once. :o

superfrank
15/07/2005, 1:07 PM
35%, I don't know what to think! :o

dcfcsteve
15/07/2005, 1:11 PM
7% for me. Just cuz I know who Mike Skinner is, what text speak is, and went to watch Newcastle play at Chelsea once.... :D

I like the question about the capital of Australia. But I really love the irony of such a snobbish 'test' having such rubbish grammar on the opening question, and crap spelling throughout. I'd say the authors aren't long out of Kappa tracksuits themselves...... :)

Babysis
15/07/2005, 1:12 PM
33% - whats a croydon face lift

46% :eek: As for a Croydon facelift, its when a girl wears her hair tied back in a very tight pony tail like Vicky Pollard, thus pulling the face up :D

Bit unfair really, Im a chelsea fan and as is the case tomorrow, i plan on drinking before mid day. Im one classy lasy :eek: :rolleyes:

Pat O' Banton
15/07/2005, 1:14 PM
My Kappa wear is actually a St. Pauli top and one of them skin tight Betis numbers, which as a couple of you on here will testify must be an interesting sight :o :eek:

carrickharp
15/07/2005, 1:21 PM
7% here also

sligoman
15/07/2005, 1:47 PM
28%, thank God

onenilgameover
15/07/2005, 2:26 PM
26% for me gotta be happy with that....

Pauro 76
15/07/2005, 2:35 PM
20%! not a chav and not a snob! :)

hamish
15/07/2005, 2:36 PM
46% As for a Croydon facelift, its when a girl wears her hair tied back in a very tight pony tail like Vicky Pollard, thus pulling the face up :D

Bit unfair really, Im a chelsea fan and as is the case tomorrow, i plan on drinking before mid day. Im one classy lasy :eek: :rolleyes:

Babysis!!! A semi-chav? - I refuse to believe it!! (snigger) :D :p

ThatGuy
15/07/2005, 2:36 PM
9% :cool:

Babysis
15/07/2005, 2:41 PM
Babysis!!! A semi-chav? - I refuse to believe it!! (snigger) :D

Im not a semi chav, im just down with the Kids :cool: :D
(Then again im only 22, so its not exactly difficult :D :p )

Troy.McClure
15/07/2005, 2:48 PM
17% :)

hamish
15/07/2005, 2:50 PM
Im not a semi chav, im just down with the Kids
(Then again im only 22, so its not exactly difficult :D :p )

Y'mean you can't have older chavs??? Is it an age thing?? :confused: I'm going to check Google to see if there's a snob or grumpy old man test.

Course you're not a chav Babysis - just kidding and we'd all like you even if you were.

All together now...........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :D

Anyway, I've a chance to behave like a chav tomorrow week - I'm off to one of my best mate's 40th birthday party in Maynooth. He looks like Michael McDowell but behaves like Billy Connolly to the power of ten - his name's Whacky. :D

hamish
15/07/2005, 3:05 PM
I've a snob test on a new thread. We'll soon know a lot about many Footiepersons if anyone bothers to take it - think of the slagging potential? :eek: :D

Metrostars
15/07/2005, 3:20 PM
2% and thats all because I like Theme Parks!

ollie
15/07/2005, 6:22 PM
22% for me.have only drank cider b4 midday ;)

Drumcondra Red
15/07/2005, 8:00 PM
41% but thats only because Babysis explained what a Croyden Facelift was!!!

Babysis
15/07/2005, 8:01 PM
41% but thats only because Babysis explained what a Croyden Facelift was!!!

dont try and blame your chavness on me :p :D

Drumcondra Red
15/07/2005, 8:03 PM
dont try and blame your chavness on me :p :D


I'm far too cool to be a chav, I'm sure Anto will vouch for me!!!

Anto McC
15/07/2005, 8:06 PM
22% is that good or bad :confused:

Babysis
15/07/2005, 8:09 PM
well i got 46% so by comparison your not doing too badly anto. As for you Roy, I think I will have to take yuor word for it when you say your too cool to be chav :p :D

ali2005
16/07/2005, 10:15 AM
I got 37%

Neish
16/07/2005, 10:17 AM
37% Chav :eek:

Ruairi
16/07/2005, 11:27 AM
24%.. drinking lager before midday! brilliant

Bosco
16/07/2005, 1:06 PM
41%,dont really care,i hate the word chav

eamoss
16/07/2005, 1:55 PM
Phew only 20%

Slash/ED
16/07/2005, 10:01 PM
43%, no idea if I'm happy about that or not.

dfx-
16/07/2005, 10:04 PM
15% :cool:

Maz
16/07/2005, 10:31 PM
37% here!

De Town
16/07/2005, 10:59 PM
20% for myself :)

1 9 2 8
17/07/2005, 1:51 PM
22% on the chav test 33% on the posh test

Closed Account 2
17/07/2005, 2:52 PM
15% - having eaten a full english breakfast, owning an AS Roma shirt (made by Kappa), and having once shopped at Bluewater were what got that percentage for me.

Aaron GUFC
17/07/2005, 5:44 PM
:mad: I got 20% im not even that bad i have a kappa jersey and i only wear tracksuits outside sports cos im normal :D

Mayo Red
17/07/2005, 5:49 PM
Not bad, 22%! :)