Complete the Sentence Thread

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I was just about to slip it in, when the Priest said....

[Ruairi]

I was just about to slip it in, when the Priest said....

"my word, i think i've just"....

[Anto McC]

"my word, i think i've just"....

"Come........over here and have a look at this,Is that a"......

[centre mid]

... pint of larger, and the lady will have......

[Anto McC]

... pint of larger, and the lady will have......

....a large one and a.......

[centre mid]

....a large one and a.......
Rubber-like substance, which reminded me of.....

[Anto McC]

Rubber-like substance, which reminded me of.....

.......the fact that i've run out of.........

[centre mid]

.......the fact that i've run out of.........
KY jelly, but you could also use.....

[Anto McC]

KY jelly, but you could also use.....

....a big sized.....

[centre mid]

....a big sized.....
.....Novelty umbrella, it was then that i realised where i had left my.....

[CollegeTillIDie]

.....Novelty umbrella, it was then that i realised where i had left my.....
Filofax... amazingly they have not yet become redundant unlike.....

[Anto McC]

Filofax... amazingly they have not yet become redundant unlike.....

....Invisible dog leads,which were out about the same time as.....

[sligoman]

....Invisible dog leads,which were out about the same time as.....

Sliced bread, which reminds me I must go get a......

[Tony Montana]

..pair of luminous yellow shoelaces which were all the rage in the late 80's,just like...

[Anto McC]

..pair of luminous yellow shoelaces which were all the rage in the late 80's,just like...

...Duran Duran who had about as much talent as......

[sligoman]

...Duran Duran who had about as much talent as......

Westlife, what was the name of that.....

[sligoman]

.....big fat lad that went off with Delta Goodrem?.......

......Ryan McPadden, I was about to say that....

[Anto McC]

......Ryan McPadden, I was about to say that....

........He is as bent as a.........

[crc]

........He is as bent as a............politician, but another way of putting it is that he's as straight as a...

[Anto McC]

...politician, but another way of putting it is that he's as straight as a...

.....a pudding bought from a....

[Ruairi]

..an Ostrich in Fota who has a severe case of..

[sligoman]

..an Ostrich in Fota who has a severe case of..

.....foot and mouth but he's been treated for.....

[Anto McC]

.....foot and mouth but he's been treated for.....

.....Cancer of the........

[Drumcondra Red]

.....Cancer of the........

.......herpes, which is a shame because.......

[strangeirish]

...it's real hair, but had toupe for........

[Anto McC]

...it's real hair, but had toupe for........

....His nether region because he lost that hair in an accident involving a.........

[strangeirish]

....His nether region because he lost that hair in an accident involving a.........
.......combine harvester, which belonged to.........

[Anto McC]

.......combine harvester, which belonged to.........

.....Bertie Ahern,he bought it at a sale run by...........

[strangeirish]

.....Bertie Ahern,he bought it at a sale run by...........

................the GAA, who used it for........

[Anto McC]

................the GAA, who used it for........

........Running over rowdy soccer crowds because they......

[Xlex]

........Running over rowdy soccer crowds because they......

....wanted only type of football and they....

[CollegeTillIDie]

....wanted only type of football and they....
had broken their last harvester on the rugby crowd who are a bunch of....

[strangeirish]

had broken their last harvester on the rugby crowd who are a bunch of....
.....crish tist dimmy's at rindabouts and.....

[CollegeTillIDie]

.....crish tist dimmy's at rindabouts and.....

antipodean wannabe's who have a crisis of identity which means that they.....

[Anto McC]

antipodean wannabe's who have a crisis of identity which means that they.....

.........Dress in womens clothes and go to.....

[sligoman]

.........Dress in womens clothes and go to.....

.....gay bars and hang out with the likes of......

[Anto McC]

.....gay bars and hang out with the likes of......

......Me,Sligoman,strangeirish and....

[sligoman]

......Me,Sligoman,strangeirish and....

.....Plastic Paddy, but then they go off with.....

[Anto McC]

.....Plastic Paddy, but then they go off with.....

........Shirley Temple Bar and they all get down and dirty in a.......

PS,This game is great :D

[sligoman]

........Shirley Temple Bar and they all get down and dirty in a.......

......Irish dancing class run by.......

[Anto McC]

...the big dancer with a big spit dance Pat Dolan...

....used to do when......

[fosterdollar]

and you were doing so well

[Flea]

:confused:, is it just me or does Flea's sentence's not make any sense?
Ive taken out my avant garde humour for you, now you can return to blabbing similar muck just more simple humour like why did the chicken cross the road... ;)

[Flea]

...cause he wanted to...*cough* what a useless thread this is *cough* :rolleyes:

[jorge]

...cause he wanted to...
...see what happened to his ...

[Anto McC]

...see what happened to his ...

......Scuba diving suit,he bought in.........

[sligoman]

......Scuba diving suit,he bought in.........

.......Tesco for €2.99, but he found out later that it was......

[hamish]

...a Russian made sex aid which twisted his........

[CollegeTillIDie]

`melon...... man... which was so 1990's and he realised he was backdated which was a shame because.....

[fosterdollar]

`melon...... man... which was so 1990's and he realised he was backdated which was a shame because.....
...nevermind cantelope, honeydew is the money melon in much the same way as...