A little eL game

[A face]

Add a caption to this picture (http://corkcityfc.ie/gallery/albums/shles%20300505/normal_A56D1337.jpg) and we'll see who comes up with the best one !!

Could be fun !! ;)

[hamish]

You just reminded me of a brilliant picture of Shane Curran looking down at a referee during a LOI game in Mel's in the early 90s. I think it was in the Westmeath Independent, It would have been perfect for this thread. Curran had a head and a face made for photography.

A Face, I think you've started a thread which will become legendary as I'm sure there will be loads of pics added by other Footiepersons.

[Troy.McClure]

I should really be studying! :o

[hamish]

I should really be studying! :o

How do you do that jiggery pokery thingy??? :confused:

[Réiteoir]

Someone I know came up with:

"Say Paul - can you smell Guinness?"

[Réiteoir]

Carefull now Damien, stop your impression, he's here now - Ah Hello Roy!

[Cosmo]

'Is that Pat Dolan I see in the shed with his small fan club' :D

or

'Who is that huge man I see Georgie talking to.....looks like he's trying to get him to sign something....it's him again......not another doyle incident!!' :D

[EnDai]

Now now Damien, I know thats your prize stud; but how do you expect them to mate without doing that?! :eek:

[patsh]

Rico (thinks): "Is there any f*cking brain in there?"

[the 12 th man]

"look damien, you were warned about going to that lap-dancing club"

[Troy.McClure]

How do you do that jiggery pokery thingy??? :confused:

What? Study or photoshop? :confused:

[BohDiddley]

Ah Damien, don't get yourself discombobulated!

[LFC in Exile]

Richardson realises he has just swallowed his 'tache.

[hamish]

What? Study or photoshop? :confused:

Gas reply Troy, no, the additions you made to the fellows' hair. I'd love to be able to do that.

[drinkfeckarse]

"Don't worry about it Damien, a lot of people don't understand your programme notes"

[EnDai]

Yes yes, I know there's a bus on the pitch. I'll ask him to move it off Georgie in a moment.

[Slash/ED]

Look, I'm sorry Damien contextualisation is just not a real word. God, I should never have agreed to play scrabble with you in the first place.

[centre mid]

Rico - " Is that lice in your hair ?"

[BohDiddley]

Look, I'm sorry Damien contextualisation is just not a real word. God, I should never have agreed to play scrabble with you in the first place.
That's gotta be top notch so far. :D

[Gareth]

"It only took a gentle tap on the tummy for Damian's homophobic panic to kick in"

[terry9]

calm down rico!!its only DOLAN...ill take care of him!

[Éanna]

"It only took a gentle tap on the tummy for Damian's homophobic panic to kick in"
LOL :D :D

[Dave drummerboy]

O my god we scored

[Réiteoir]

Damien: "Shamone!"
McKeon: "Alright, that's enough now."

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Have you farted McKeon?

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[Troy.McClure]

Gas reply Troy, no, the additions you made to the fellows' hair. I'd love to be able to do that.

I was being serious :( Its June after all, its just not the time to be studying :(

Ok, I googled "fire", selected images, copied the photo I chose to my desktop, opened it in Photoshop.

I cut out the fire using the magnetic selection tool with a 3 pt feather so it wouldnt be too sharp, copied it, pasted it into the origional photo with Rico.

It went in as a new layer, I reshaped and rotated it using free transform, created another layer and put in the wavey eyes thing from the 'draw a line tool', selecting one of the custom lines to give the waves.

I used the free transform tool again to give the waves the correct perspective and flattened the image so it could save as a jpg.

Simple & it took less than 5 minutes :)

[A face]

Look, I'm sorry Damien contextualisation is just not a real word. God, I should never have agreed to play scrabble with you in the first place.


That is the best so far anyway i reckon ... fair play Slash !!

[Anto McC]

Jaysus did you see his eyes,i wouldn't want to bump into that in an alleyway.

How about this "your making me angry,you won't like me when i'm angry"

[ralph benham]

Add a caption to this picture (http://corkcityfc.ie/gallery/albums/shles%20300505/normal_A56D1337.jpg) and we'll see who comes up with the best one !!

Could be fun !! ;)
Tell the Wax Works Damiens figure Is ready.

[4tothefloor]

Rico is frustrated at not being able to get his point across.....
McKeon: "Wait, I've a dictionary in the car"

[hamish]

[QUOTE=Troy.McClure]I was being serious :( Its June after all, its just not the time to be studying :(

Ok, I googled "fire", selected images, copied the photo I chose to my desktop, opened it in Photoshop.

I cut out the fire using the magnetic selection tool with a 3 pt feather so it wouldnt be too sharp, copied it, pasted it into the origional photo with Rico.

It went in as a new layer, I reshaped and rotated it using free transform, created another layer and put in the wavey eyes thing from the 'draw a line tool', selecting one of the custom lines to give the waves.

I used the free transform tool again to give the waves the correct perspective and flattened the image so it could save as a jpg.



Thanks for taking the time Troy - as I went through all those technical details and then it only took 5 mins, well my eyes glazed over and I lost the will to live. Appreciate the data, will delegate that process to my nephew when he comes back from China.

Cheers
SH

[Troy.McClure]

Ha ha :D Its easy peasy, honest!

The Team of Gary Breens on the Scientific Ethics thread in off topic took a bit of time though coz I had to find loads of good quality pics of Gary Breen (not too many!) and resize them to get better quality.

Just toy around with it and you'll get used to it, but it does help if you're shown though :o

[Risteard]

Oh my God Paul, your head only has a front.

[The Stars]

Add a caption to this picture (http://corkcityfc.ie/gallery/albums/shles%20300505/normal_A56D1337.jpg) and we'll see who comes up with the best one !!

Could be fun !! ;)

Fourth Offical : "Come on Rico,a nice belly rub will calm you down".

[Éanna]

Fourth Offical : "Come on Rico,a nice belly rub will calm you down".
:D :D

[hamish]

:D :D

Yeah Damien, I see Fenlon. Don't worry, I'll have him in the stand by half time

Fcuks sake, hide that brown envelope.

[TonyD]

4th Official is saying "Yes Damien, I know the inter departmental choreography of your team is instrumental in your match winning strategy, now shut the **** up will you?

[Mayo Red]

It couldn't be........, I can't believe it.........., it is.........., its Pat Dolan and he's driving off in my brand new Primera!

[CamacKhazai]

McKeon: "And when I click my fingers Rico will stop thinking he's a chicken."

[tiktok]

Ok, I googled "fire", selected images......

Always wondered how you did that troy.
I had a go myself, wanted to attempt it since I saw Razor's post below


It kinda reminds me of the Office after David Brent got the sack and he was still hanging around, very very sad.

terrible effort, but it was my first go :D

[Troy.McClure]

LOL, very good :D

All you need to change is the "feather" (setting on the top toolbar, just under File or Edit) and set it to 3ish so you dont have it so sharp around the edges (its prob set to 0 at the mo). Then resize the head (maybe "clone" out the origional head first so you dont have it sticking out somewhere).

[Slash/ED]

terrible effort, but it was my first go :D

That's class :D :D

[pineapple stu]

They told me there'd be 50,000 at every game! I'm looking, but I can't see them!

[hamish]

LOL, very good :D

All you need to change is the "feather" (setting on the top toolbar, just under File or Edit) and set it to 3ish so you dont have it so sharp around the edges (its prob set to 0 at the mo). Then resize the head (maybe "clone" out the origional head first so you dont have it sticking out somewhere).

feather...3ish........set to o at the mo........clone out.......... :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek:

[pete]

Nice Dolan pic. :D

I;m waiting for someone to to the Darth Dolan one ;)

[Troy.McClure]

feather...3ish........set to o at the mo........clone out.......... :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek:

Ta-da! (http://www.good-tutorials.com/track/9099)

[hamish]

Ta-da! (http://www.good-tutorials.com/track/9099)

Thanks Troy - will give it a go when I get a suitable victim.

Did you ever send that photo to Private Eye - remember the one you posted a few weeks ago that had a church plus a death sign with it. I know I keep asking but everytime I get the magazine I keep looking out for it.

[Troy.McClure]

No I didnt, must get round to it at some stage. Thats a real pic by the way, no photoshop.

[Troy.McClure]

I'm waiting for someone to to the Darth Dolan one ;)

This actually took a good while to find a worthwhile Dolan pic.

[Slash/ED]

There's eery similarities with the plot and real life too. Lord Dolan started off with the rebel army before turning his back on them in the end and becoming the hated enemy. I guess that makes Rico Yoda.

[Troy.McClure]

I guess that makes Rico Yoda.

Your wish etc etc

Who is Lennox? Dont really follow Star Wars