Peadar
13/03/2002, 11:48 AM
Worms: An Experiment
Place four worms into four separate jars:
Place the first worm into a jar of alcohol.
Place the second worm into a jar of cigarette smoke.
Place the third worm into a jar of sperm.
Place the fourth worm into a jar of soil.
After one day:
The first worm -- dead
Second worm -- dead
Third worm -- dead
Fourth worm -- alive
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms
Place four worms into four separate jars:
Place the first worm into a jar of alcohol.
Place the second worm into a jar of cigarette smoke.
Place the third worm into a jar of sperm.
Place the fourth worm into a jar of soil.
After one day:
The first worm -- dead
Second worm -- dead
Third worm -- dead
Fourth worm -- alive
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms