Joke

[Roo69]

A man, his wife and his cranky mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for €5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for €150." The man thought about it for awhile and told the undertaker he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why....why would you spend €5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only €150?".

The man said, "A man died here about 2000 years ago. He was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance."

[patsh]

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew...



"They won't let me fart".