Impressed by Church of Ireland

[Gerrit]

But, as someone did ask about the medical side of anal intercourse... I don't know to be honest. Heard different stories and don't know what to believe because I have no experience with sodomy. As per one source it would damage the muscles and the insides, as per another source it would be very healthy because getting elements from a strange body inside the body would be good for the immunity system. I tend to believe the first source more though, but I guess if there is anyone having plans in that direction a doctors practice is the best place to ask.

Never heard about men using tampons or sanitary towels :eek: Would be highly disgusting in this context and I don't think the medical risk goes that far. If it does, Always and Tampax should design a special product for males, it could be good profits for them :D



My ex-boss and a few friends of mine are homosexual. But I don't feel like asking them about that, so please don't ask me to forward such questions to them.

I also know two girls who have tried anal sex as receivers (obviously) and who were actually quite enthousiast about it and enjoyed it. One other tried as well and was less enthousiast, she never tried again. So I guess it's really a very personal thing, as is every sexual act really, and thus I feel not right in saying what is right or wrong. I mean, a girl posting on a messageboards I checked had a boyfriend whose ultimate fantasy is her urinating on his hands... I would label it as " :eek: " but if that really floats his boat and she agrees with it, I guess it's not up to me to say they are being perverts...

So guess I will post this message now... I read it over to make sure nothing could be misinterpretated as I don't want to be labelled as a perv... Just answering the question asked and TBH I don't know much about the issue...

Is it legal BTW in Ireland ? In Singapore there's a sentence of 10 years jail for it, even if the girl/man receiving agreed with it !

[paul_oshea]

its known as the manpon gerrit!!!

yes its true the muscles expand too much that you cant control them. its the same for people who take steroids etc, they cant control all the muscles in their body.



I read it over to make sure nothing could be misinterpretated as I don't want to be labelled as a perv...

too late mate. too late.

[lopez]

lopez im not being funny, but what are the implications? i wasnt aware of any unless bowel problems or something. or the muscle wears away?

i remember someone telling me that some guys had to put certain things meant for women up there in order to stop certain things coming out without being controlled. :eek: :eek:Those things are true but are more commonly associated with the extreme end of the anal sex 'scene' and as far as I know doesn't effect this bloke. Infection and warts or hamorrhoids were more common and what he admitted was a far higher risk of colon cancer (HIV, AIDS, Hepatitis etc. didn't come in to it).

[anto eile]

churches are all the same. tell people what to do. complain about problems in society and do nothin about it themselves..
cant beleive people still listen to religious figures in this day and age

"fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests...." priests/ministers/imams etc all the same.bull$hitters

[Éanna]

churches are all the same. tell people what to do. complain about problems in society and do nothin about it themselves..
cant beleive people still listen to religious figures in this day and age

"fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests...." priests/ministers/imams etc all the same.bull$hitters
:D :D Well said that man :cool:

[Green Tribe]

:D :D Well said that man :cool:

I thought you wanted to be a priest Eanna! :confused:

:D

[Éanna]

I thought you wanted to be a priest Eanna! :confused:

:D

Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.

Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.

Dougal: Oh right.

:D :D

[paul_oshea]

the tayto one was class, when he says dougal i often wonder how you got into the priesthood, was it collect 10 packs of tayto and send them off!!LOL

or the one remember when the deputy prime minister of france came knocking on the door ted?

dougal that wasnt the deputy prime minister of france, that was a bumb

[Gerrit]

Those things are true but are more commonly associated with the extreme end of the anal sex 'scene' and as far as I know doesn't effect this bloke. Infection and warts or hamorrhoids were more common and what he admitted was a far higher risk of colon cancer (HIV, AIDS, Hepatitis etc. didn't come in to it).

Anal sex scene ?! Does that exist ?? Do they have clubhouses like other scenes ? :D



Anto Eile, I understand your views (atheist as well), but I'd advise to express them with more care. Otherwise it may insult perfectly nice people who have a faith, and especially I would not tell this to Muslims as given the recent political problems and twists this could be very sensitive topic...

[paul_oshea]

Anal sex scene ?! Does that exist ?? Do they have clubhouses like other scenes ?

why are you looking for one of those sorta places as well gerrit?? :eek: :rolleyes:

[Gerrit]

Not really, unless there are girls visiting those places as well :)

Just found it strange expressed really to call it a 'scene'...

[paul_oshea]

Not really, unless there are girls visiting those places as well

there could be a few shemales there gerrit or even a few "lesbians trapped inside a mans body!"

thats my motto, though i stole it so....

[Gerrit]

shemales ? :confused: I could be very wrong, but isn't that a tool for women wanting to go to the loo like a man ?!

and I was talking about regular straight girls, just for the record ;)

[Green Tribe]

Taxi for Gerrit!!!!!!!! :D :D ;)

[Gerrit]

Ehm, for now I am more than satisfied with the gothic scene, but thanks for the invitation anyway :) ;)

[lopez]

Go to google.com. Type in 'Church', 'Ireland' and 'Anal'. Press the 'I'm feeling lucky' button and see what pops up. :D

[paul_oshea]

LOL,

check out this link to see where i got to after doing the above:

here (http://foot.ie/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=272935)

[Éanna]

LOL,

check out this link to see where i got to after doing the above:

here (http://foot.ie/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=272935)
:D :D LOL

[paul_oshea]

some people are going to get confused by that eanna, and i reckon it will take them a few times before they realise what is happening. no offence to anyone :D

[Green Tribe]

Go to google.com. Type in 'Church', 'Ireland' and 'Anal'. Press the 'I'm feeling lucky' button and see what pops up. :D

wave the magic wand!!!!!

class, but worrying..... :o :D

[CollegeTillIDie]

I think you will discover that the RC church has a problem with the Anal aspect. You will notice they frequently mention the Sodom and Gomorrah episodes in the Old Testament.

The rhythm method is not a successful method of contraception in Ireland.
In the 19th Century people started using the rhythm method and the Irish population rose to almost 9 million by 1845 :D . it is true what they say
us white folks ain't got no rhythm :D

[Green Tribe]

I think you will discover that the RC church has a problem with the Anal aspect. You will notice they frequently mention the Sodom and Gomorrah episodes in the Old Testament.

The rhythm method is not a successful method of contraception in Ireland.
In the 19th Century people started using the rhythm method and the Irish population rose to almost 9 million by 1845 :D . it is true what they say
us white folks ain't got no rhythm :D

:D :D

[lopez]

I think you will discover that the RC church has a problem with the Anal aspect. You will notice they frequently mention the Sodom and Gomorrah episodes in the Old Testament.I know Sodom had a bit of an 'anal scene' about it but what happened in Gomorrah? Was that more just drunkenness? Or atheists, as it doesn't have the same stigma attached to Sodom? :confused: And what about Lot's wife? Did she like anal and is that why she looked back one last time? Or was she from Gomorah and was an alky? I think it's time I went to bed. :o

[paul_oshea]

therion have a song called soddom and gomorrah. well worth checking out.

[Shelsman]

I start a debate on the COI and ye all spend pages talking about the pros and cons of anal sex............

Sick.

:mad:

:D

[Gerrit]

The rhythm method is not a successful method of contraception in Ireland.
In the 19th Century people started using the rhythm method and the Irish population rose to almost 9 million by 1845 :D . it is true what they say
us white folks ain't got no rhythm :D

Okay, can anyone explain this unknowing non-native speaker about the 'rhythm method' ? Never heard of it :eek:

[dahamsta]

Try typing the words into a "search engine".

[Gerrit]

I see... Not a trustful method I'd say... Basically you can have unprotected sex right after the menstruation if I remember education classes well (?), but why would you even want to take the risk ?

[Schumi]

why would you even want to take the risk ?
Beacause you'll go straight to hell otherwise :rolleyes:

[Gerrit]

That makes it confusing now... Ah, good old simple red right hand :D

[hamish]

I always had a soft spot for the Quakers except for Nixon, he was one wasn't he? Very hard to get into the various websites about them though.

[lopez]

I always had a soft spot for the Quakers except for Nixon, he was one wasn't he? Very hard to get into the various websites about them though.His mother was a quaker but if you believe the Anthony Hopkins portrayal - where he wanted to drop 'the bomb' on Hanoi - he seems to have taken little of his mother's religion into his presidency.

[hamish]

Amen to that lopez, Bloody hard to get into websites and I'm on broadband?? I gave up waiting after 5 minutes on the three sites I checked.