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$Leon$
14/04/2005, 9:34 AM
From todays indo:

THERE is no use crying over spilled milk . . . but one man can be forgiven for shedding a few tears when he reflects on how he paid €700 for a new computer and ended up with four litres of bainne instead.

The middle-aged man was approached on The Parade in Kilkenny and asked if he was interested in buying a new lap-top.

He was told it was a once-in-a-lifetime offer and €700 would secure the state-of-the-art machine plus accessories. After a few minutes of negotiating, the man reached for his pocket and parted with the money in €50 notes. He received no invoice, sales slip or guarantee - just a case said to contain the computer.

In a scene which could have come straight out of British sit-com 'Only Fools and Horses', the vendor then beat a hasty retreat.

When the man opened the case he found four litres of milk wrapped in cardboard. The milk gave the specially designed hold-all weight and the cardboard gave it the feel of a lap-top.

Sgt Pat Murphy of Kilkenny Garda Station said people should only buy goods from legitimate vendors or from sources they could identify. Anyone with information is asked to contact Kilkenny gardai at 056-772-2222.

Eire06
14/04/2005, 9:36 AM
Heard that this morning alright..
He must feel like such a dumba$$...
How stupid can you get :rolleyes:

Peadar
14/04/2005, 9:39 AM
How stupid can you get :rolleyes:


I guess the cat got his cream. :D

Serves him right for being so thick and for carrying that much cash around with him.

dahamsta
14/04/2005, 9:52 AM
Happened to a Boardsie poster a few months ago (http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=190620). I very rarely laugh at other people's misfortunes, but in cases like that I'm willing to make an exception. My response (http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=1952887#post1952887) to that event was a little insensitive...

adam

Maz
14/04/2005, 9:56 AM
Actually i know two country fellas who went shoppin in Blanch once and were asked to buy 2 mobile fones 150euro saw the phones came back with the cash saw em again, got the bag and opened it up to find a bag full of stones!! priceless, needless to say they have never lived it down :D

Eire06
14/04/2005, 10:00 AM
But seriously would you tell anyone if it happened to you...

carrickharp
14/04/2005, 10:07 AM
No :o

dahamsta
14/04/2005, 10:12 AM
If you're stupid enough to let it happen to you, you're stupid enough to tell people...

Eire06
14/04/2005, 10:15 AM
If you're stupid enough to let it happen to you, you're stupid enough to tell people...
Suppose so :o

joey B
14/04/2005, 10:15 AM
Right anuf people like that if you told them to jump of a 200ft cliff they'd probably say 'but how do I get back up' :D

Peadar
14/04/2005, 10:15 AM
No :o


Go on, spill the beans (or milk) we're all friends here. ;)