Important Questions for our Times

[Fair_play_boy]

Why is there only one Competition Authority?

[A face]

Why is there only one Competition Authority?

What say what now ???

[Fair_play_boy]

Surely there are other really important questions to ponder upon in these weeks leading up to kick off?

[Eire06]

Here's some to get you thinkin::

EDIT: ok just read the thread name properly not very important really are they
> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
> batteries are
> flat?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
> there is
> not enough money there?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
> stars but
> check when you say the paint is wet?
>
> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>
> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks if you throw
> a
> revolver at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
>
> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>
> What is the speed of darkness?
>
> If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
>
> If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice
> as
> cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
>
> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>
> If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
> doing
> here?
>
> Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
> longer?
>
> If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is
> it a
> hostage situation?
>
> Can you cry under water?
>
> What level of importance must a person have attained before being
> considered to have been assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
> be a
> good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
>
> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
> up
> every two hours?
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money into
> binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
> Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close
> the
> cubicle curtain while you change? They're still going to see you
> naked
> anyway!

[strangeirish]

Why is there braille on drive through ATM'S?

[pete]

What did George Bush see in Vladimir Putins soul??????

(see recent Dubya quote)

that would be Putin formerly of the KGB.