the literacy of scangers

[joeSoap]

was walking down the main street in Blackrock last night, and these two shellsuit wearing 'howiyas' came up to me and asked me if I knew where Tony C's bar in Blackrock was, apparently its a new pub. I didn't so I said sorry and went to my car.When driving up the road, I saw them being refused entry to a pub....the name of the pub was.....TONIC.....funny but true...brought a grin to my face anyway.. :D

[ccfcman]

Brilliant, just had a gaggle of gimps around a PC in UCC!

[jofyisgod]

Yesterday, on a bus here in South London, these two early-20's no-hopers got on and sat near me. The lad says to the girl, 'where are you working'. She replies 'Burton'(menswear shop). He says:'are you gonna try and get a better job?'. She replies:'Fúck off-They're the best paid shop in Bluewater!'(Bluewater-unnaturally large, pikey infested shopping centre.)

Made me cringe... :)