Chants

[patrickccfc]

Just thought it would be cool to start a thread on the songs we look forward to singing on a match day.. list out a few chants your fans do and a throw up a few funny ones that come to mind:D

[outspoken]

I think the new Roddy Collins chant we have formed is brilliant I'll let some of the other lads post it.

[David BOHie]

Who are you? Who are you?


She fell over, she fell over?

You're not singing any more, you're not singing any more!

You fat *******, you fat *******!

[patrickccfc]

Sang this against bohs the other night.. to the tune of free from desire

Your mom has got your money, your dad is on the dole
They sent you down to tesco to get some sausage rolls
Your going home with some stolen sausage rolls
Your going home with some stolen sausage rolls
10 for a fiver la la la....... x4
lalalalalala............

[Real ale Madrid]

Sang this against bohs the other night.. to the tune of free from desire

Your mom has got your money, your dad is on the dole
They sent you down to tesco to get some sausage rolls
Your going home with some stolen sausage rolls
Your going home with some stolen sausage rolls
10 for a fiver la la la....... x4
lalalalalala............

I'm going to go out on a limb and say I don't think the Bohs fans on here will appreciate that.

[peterpan]

Roddy Collins is a wa**** is a wa****, roddy Collins is a horses ass, I don't think he's seen us, he sucks the horses penis, roddy Collins is a horses ass!!!!

[Dillonman]

The usual thats sung by fellow lilywhites even when we dont play Shelbyville:

If I had the wings of a sparrow
and the dirty black arse of a crow
Ill fly up to Drawda tomorrow
and Sh!te on the b.st.rds below, below
Sh!te on, sh!te on, sh!te on the b.st.rds below

[citybone]

Sang this against bohs the other night.. to the tune of free from desire

Your mom has got your money, your dad is on the dole
They sent you down to tesco to steal some sausage rolls
Your running home with some stolen sausage rolls
Your running home with some stolen sausage rolls
10 for a fiver la la la....... x4
lalalalalala............

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[Neish]

To the tune of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls

Don't cha wish your Striker was Paul McVeigh

[A face]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say I don't think the Bohs fans on here will appreciate that.

Depends on what kind of sausage rolls they were i guess.

[bullit]

Dundalk fans like to give this one a rip at matches v Drogs (to the Adams family theme tune)

Your Mother is your sister

Your father is your brother

Y'is like to f**k each other

The Drawwwda family

:D

[Sean South]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say I don't think the Bohs fans on here will appreciate that.

I'd say they would be more annoyed that you lot took a Bohs original and turned it into something so redneck, rather then the actual lyrics ;)

[patrickccfc]

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Sorry owen, my bad

[marinobohs]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say I don't think the Bohs fans on here will appreciate that.

Aw come on, I think most LOI fans appreciate a good chant especially about them (the above Corkie one just isnt good). Still, Freed from desire a Bohs original I think so imitation..........


Loved "we're from Dublin and we're better than you". Always annoyed country fans :o various other about " six fingered banjo player" etc can be fun in small(ish) doses. Loved our Tallaght effort "3 fields from Wexford, your'e only 3 fields from Wexford". And the historic classic "Eccles is the Northside rapist" was funny at the time


Sure if it wasnt for the chants we would have to look at the football

[outspoken]

A brilliant scene at Finn Park on Saturday night and Town and Harps fans stood side by side to chant if you hate Roddy Collins clap your hands, brought a tear to my eye :)

[PartySaint]

Dundalk fans like to give this one a rip at matches v Drogs (to the Adams family theme tune)

Your Mother is your sister

Your father is your brother

Y'is like to f**k each other

The Drawwwda family

:D

And everyone else sing it when they go to Dundalk.

[patrickccfc]

Sang to Barry Ryan

Barry takes it up the nose, Barry takes it up the nose
Barry takes it, barry takes it, Barry takes it up the nose

(That can be changed to barry hides it up his hole)

He takes it well though to be fair to him, always claps us after

[TheBoss]

If we want to attract young fans to games and parents hear some of the chants above, it is very off putting for them to allow their kids to hear those kind of chants.

Me personally, I am against any chant against other players or teams, you should be more concerned about your own team and giving them as much encouragement as you can, how is chanting about the opposition players or team going to inspire your team to win, its not, but if you chant and cheer for your own team, they are more likely to respond as they know that crowd is focused on them and willing them to give their best.

[Sean South]

A brilliant scene at Finn Park on Saturday night and Town and Harps fans stood side by side to chant if you hate Roddy Collins clap your hands, brought a tear to my eye :)

Why would you bother?

Every chant/song posted above so totally redneck. I'd be embarrassed if our support came out with rubbish.





Me personally, I am against any chant against other players or teams, you should be more concerned about your own team and giving them as much encouragement as you can, how is chanting about the opposition players or team going to inspire your team to win, its not, but if you chant and cheer for your own team, they are more likely to respond as they know that crowd is focused on them and willing them to give their best.
Fully agree with this, couldn't care less about opposing fans or players.

[born2bwild]

I can't think of any Shels chants that I could post here without attracting another 'Cease and Desist' order.

[ForzaForth]

From Shelbourne fans at Ferrycarrig during the balmy days of the Celtic Tiger:

"You can stick your f****n winebar up your a**e!

[patrickccfc]

Its not like we sing those songs the entire game.. 95% of the songs are in support of the team like

[ArdeeBhoy]

Dundalk fans like to give this one a rip at matches v Drogs (to the Adams family theme tune)

Your Mother is your sister

Your father is your brother

Y'is like to f**k each other

The Drawwwda family


That's more apt in Dundalk surely. Whose songs are a little more original generally...

Don't support either btw, though marginally prefer the Lilywhites.

[SkStu]

I love the classics...

"All the lads, you should've seen us coming,
The fastest team in the land, the fastest team you'll ever see,
All the lads and lassies, all the homeless b@stards,
Walking down the Milltown Roadddddddd,
To see a row of houses!"

The least cool thing a group of fans can do is sing songs about your bitterest rivals when you're playing another team. When Bohs fans do it, it drives me bananas - except when its the chant above. Love it.

[bullit]

That's more apt in Dundalk surely. Whose songs are a little more original generally...

Don't support either btw, though marginally prefer the Lilywhites.

With you been a BHOR sorry BHOY i would doubt any of us would want your support :(

[marinobohs]

I can't think of any Shels chants that I could post here without attracting another 'Cease and Desist' order.

Tisk, kids nowadays :cool:

[Macy]

There is room for abusive chants - getting rid of them, you have over santized anti football crowds like the top flight in England (only in rubbish grounds). However, the standard is better than this thread suggests, and I fully endorse fans not posting them up to be robbed or hijacked tbh! If other fans want them, try and work out the words live!

[outspoken]

Why would you bother?

I'd be embarrassed if our support came out with rubbish.



I remember several exchanges with the Limerick fans last season, all in good spirits. It can liven up a dull game at times.

[Eminence Grise]

If other fans want them, try and work out the words live!

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of a chant?

I have this mad picture of 600 away fans frowning in concentration over clipboards working out whether ooooh-wye-uh-ugay-ah (in the broad Geordie accent that all chants seem to sound like) refers to their mothers, or their leftback's turning ability being akin to a nervous ass on ice. No. 601 provides Twitter updates so they can all follow the game and No.602 counts heads in the hope a devastatingly witty attendance counter-chant might be penned before half-time...

[Neish]

And everyone else sing it when they go to Dundalk.

No we sing it at Derry

[Dodge]

However, the standard is better than this thread suggests, and I fully endorse fans not posting them up to be robbed or hijacked tbh!

All decent songs are though with the help of mind altering substances. Be it red wne & coke or harder stuff.

The results of this defo shouldn't be committed to print. The most embaressing thing I ever saw around a football ground was lads selling books of 'Man utd terrace songs' outisde Old Trafford. Not the lads themselves, fair play for making a few quid, but who buys that sort of stuff?

Presumably the same people posting songs on a forum that practically every club uses thinking they're being funny

[bullit]

All decent songs are though with the help of mind altering substances. Be it red wne & coke or harder stuff.

The results of this defo shouldn't be committed to print. The most embaressing thing I ever saw around a football ground was lads selling books of 'Man utd terrace songs' outisde Old Trafford. Not the lads themselves, fair play for making a few quid, but who buys that sort of stuff?

Presumably the same people posting songs on a forum that practically every club uses thinking they're being funny

'Who are ya,who are ya,who are ya'

Yur going to get yur ****ing head kicked in *drums* and repeat by x5

.....................................&........... f... a... d... e

[born2bwild]

All decent songs are though with the help of mind altering substances. Be it red wne & coke or harder stuff.


Third option is always the giveaway for a bluffer - typical Pat's, I suppose.

[marinobohs]

All decent songs are though with the help of mind altering substances. Be it red wne & coke or harder stuff.

The results of this defo shouldn't be committed to print. The most embaressing thing I ever saw around a football ground was lads selling books of 'Man utd terrace songs' outisde Old Trafford. Not the lads themselves, fair play for making a few quid, but who buys that sort of stuff?

Presumably the same people posting songs on a forum that practically every club uses thinking they're being funny

Hmmmm, judging by the 'junkie' songs every time Pats play there must be one hell of a songbook at Richmond Park so :D

[citybone]

Dundalk fans like to give this one a rip at matches v Drogs (to the Adams family theme tune)

Your Mother is your sister

Your father is your brother

Y'is like to f**k each other

The Drawwwda family

:D

We sing it too lol

[Stevo Da Gull]

Was only thinking last week that when I became a regular at game's, around 2001, chants of "I'd rather be a Paki than a Dub" (to the tune of 'she'll be coming 'round the mountain') and 'Number X is a homosexual, he's so gay it's unbelievable' were common. I'm glad they're gone now.

[Charlie Darwin]

These were Bray fans singing those?

[Longfordian]

There was this one time, in Flancare, where we all started shouting "the referee's a w****r", it was totally hilarious.

[peadar1987]

All decent songs are though with the help of mind altering substances. Be it red wne & coke or harder stuff.

The results of this defo shouldn't be committed to print. The most embaressing thing I ever saw around a football ground was lads selling books of 'Man utd terrace songs' outisde Old Trafford. Not the lads themselves, fair play for making a few quid, but who buys that sort of stuff?

Presumably the same people posting songs on a forum that practically every club uses thinking they're being funny

Stoke quite often print chants in the matchday fan magazine "the Oatcake". Probably the best way to make sure a good number of people actually know them.

[SkStu]

Surprised no Rovers fans mentioned this terrace favourite! :D

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[born2bwild]

Sligo had a customised version of "I just can't get enough" sung with the line "Ian Barraclough" on the PA before the match last night.


Too bad: "Alan Mathews" doesn't scan.

[gufcfan]

What the hell did I just watch...

[Raheen]

'"you'll never walk in Athlone.." may bring back memories to GUFC fans of a certain vintage.