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Gerry Desmond
06/12/2001, 2:11 PM
As James has thrown down the gauntlet elsewhere, here's everybody's chance to come up with a funny/pro City chant.

To get the ball rolling, here's my effort:

Jimmy Mull, Jimmy Mull
His head is very shiny
Gives the ball to Hartigan
Who isn't known as Tiny

To the tune of 'Robin Hood Riding thru the glen'...

Which is probably the reason I'm barred from the Shed...

Gerry
James
06/12/2001, 2:13 PM
and a puzzle for Gerry..
rearrange the following words to make a sentence..

Give up job dont day the ....

need a hint Gerry :D
Gerry Desmond
06/12/2001, 2:17 PM
There's only one Deccie Daly
There's only one Deccie Daly
He made a great pass
We fell on our a$$
Watching Deccie Daly on the ball

Come on, James, loosen out... :D
James
06/12/2001, 2:19 PM
ok thats better Gerry :D
but not quite the finished article yet

but it does merit an hour of no slagging for the board
i guess thats free chips for you in lennox's next time Gerry
Gerry Desmond
06/12/2001, 2:23 PM
Tur-ners Cross, Tur-ners Cross
We've got a slope
We've got a slope
We got no lights but that's all right
Tur-ners Cross, Tur-ners Cross

(3 blind mice)

Gerry
James
06/12/2001, 2:24 PM
ok now your just trying to lose that no-slagging hour you worked so hard to get :p
Gerry Desmond
06/12/2001, 2:25 PM
If these make it into 4-5-1, I'm made!

Gerry
Gerry Desmond
06/12/2001, 2:26 PM
Originally posted by James
ok now your just trying to lose that no-slagging hour you worked so hard to get :p

You try one, then...

Gerry
Gerry Desmond
06/12/2001, 2:30 PM
Skippy, Skippy
Skippy he scores one or two
Skippy, Skippy
Moses says: I'm proud of you!


That hasta be a winner, huh? :D

What's that, James, four off the top of my head? Proves it's poss wouldn't ya say?

Gerry
niamh
06/12/2001, 5:32 PM
You should have written something for the new Westlife album. You missed your calling as City's programme editor methinks.
joe
06/12/2001, 5:35 PM
That's amore!

When the ball hits the net,
It's a fairly safe bet,
It's Pat Morley!
James
06/12/2001, 5:39 PM
Originally posted by joe
That's amore!

When the ball hits the net,
It's a fairly safe bet,
It's Pat Morley!

ahem...and who are you acrediting that one to joseph ?
Éanna
06/12/2001, 5:40 PM
Originally posted by joe
That's amore!

When the ball hits the net,
It's a fairly safe bet,
It's Pat Morley!

How many has he got this season? :D
No in fairness, someone came up with a chant about skip to that tune (different words though) a year or two ago, but it didn't take off. People just won't sing for the guy!
joe
06/12/2001, 5:52 PM
Originally posted by James


ahem...and who are you acrediting that one to joseph ?

as that young jamaican chap said recently 'it wasn't me', but it's still way better than that Carpenters Colin P one you came up with - that was way too 'gay' to be a football chant :D
Peadar
07/12/2001, 5:08 AM
...O'Grady oh oh
O'Grady oh oh oh oh
he loves to take you on,
if you blink an eye he's gone
O'Grady oh oh
O'Grady oh oh oh oh
etc etc
Neil
07/12/2001, 9:07 AM
Agggghhh gahhhhh do do do
Rovers 1 Cork City 2
Aga do do do
Rovers 1 Cork City 2
Ruairi
07/12/2001, 10:05 AM
We had joy, we had fun,
We had Noely Hartigan,
He's too tall, we don't care,
Cause he'll score from anywhere


Not bad for a first attempt! Ummmm, no. It's actually ****e :D
Neil
07/12/2001, 10:11 AM
We had joy, we had fun,
We once saw Slim Noely run,
But the joy didn't last,
Coz he fell flat on his arse!
Peadar
07/12/2001, 11:04 AM
Hark now, hear the The City sing
The Rovers run away
And we will win forever more
And reach Cup Final Day

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
the little Lord Jesus, sat up and he said
'we hate Rovers and we hate Rovers'
'we hate Rovers and we hate Rovers'
'we hate Rovers and we hate Rovers'
'we're Rovers haters'


Late one night in the Auld Dubliner, Temple Bar a Port Vale supporter and his wife sang this and said that it was great when everyone in the stand joined in.


When no one else can understand me
when everything I do is wrong
you give me hope and concelation
you give me strength to carry on
And you'll never know, the reason why, I love you like I do
Thats the wonder, the wonder of you.
City clap clap calp
City clap clap calp
City clap clap calp
niamh
07/12/2001, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Neil
We had joy, we had fun,
We once saw Slim Noely run,
But the joy didn't last,
Coz he fell flat on his arse!


That is class..still laughing...
pete
07/12/2001, 11:28 AM
i'm useless at that stuff so won't even try.

Keep it positive people.
Peadar
07/12/2001, 1:09 PM
My friends at Bohs used to sing this to the Rovers, to the tune of a song by The Beautiful South.

"This could be Tolka Park, the RDS,
Dalymount, Milltown,
'Cause Rovers will play anywhere,
As they have got no home,
This could be Tolka Park, the RDS,
Dalymount, Miltown,
'Cause Rovers will play anywhere,
As they have got no home,"
Schumi
07/12/2001, 1:22 PM
That doesn't sound very positive to me :D

Good one though!
RedReb
07/12/2001, 5:30 PM
SOME **** HOT STUFF THERE PEADAR. THE O GRADY 1 IS CLASS.
jbrazil
07/12/2001, 9:58 PM
to the tune of "hey hey we're the monkees" (by....well....the monkees :D )


hey hey we're cork city
and people say we score lots of goals
but we're too busy winning
to put anybody down
matt
07/12/2001, 11:12 PM
hey hey we're cork city
dats class. it has to b used
i know il sing along to it in da shed
Zedi
08/12/2001, 8:54 PM
"BOTANY BAY"

farewell to shamrock rovers,
goodbye to athlone town,
shove st pats up your ass
we'er goin' to take the crown.
we are from cork city,that beauty by the lee
and from turners cross,with murph as boss,
we'll take the premier league! :D
Éanna
08/12/2001, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Peadar

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
the little Lord Jesus, sat up and he said
'we hate Rovers and we hate Rovers'
'we hate Rovers and we hate Rovers'
'we hate Rovers and we hate Rovers'
'we're Rovers haters'

Late one night in the Auld Dubliner, Temple Bar a Port Vale supporter and his wife sang this and said that it was great when everyone in the stand joined in.


When no one else can understand me
when everything I do is wrong
you give me hope and concelation
you give me strength to carry on
And you'll never know, the reason why, I love you like I do
Thats the wonder, the wonder of you.
City clap clap calp
City clap clap calp
City clap clap calp


Originally posted by Zedi
"BOTANY BAY"

farewell to shamrock rovers,
goodbye to athlone town,
shove st pats up your ass
we'er goin' to take the crown.
we are from cork city,that beauty by the lee
and from turners cross,with murph as boss,
we'll take the premier league! :D
All class! :D I'll do my best lads- any more suggestions?!