What Kerry people understand of some medical terminologies!

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What Kerry people understand of some medical terminologies!
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> > > Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight
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> > > Artery......................... The study of paintings
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> > > Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
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> > > Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die
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> > > Caesarean Section............. A neighbourhood in Rome
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> > > Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty
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> > > Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
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> > > Colic.......................... A sheep dog
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> > > Coma........................... A punctuation mark
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> > > Dilate........................ To live long
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> > > Enema.......................... Not a friend
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> > > Fester......................... Quicker than someone else
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> > > Fibula......................... A small lie
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> > > Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known
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> > > Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work
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> > > Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane
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> > > Morbid........................ A higher offer
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> > > Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
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> > > Node........................... I knew it
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> > > Outpatient.................... A person who has fainted
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> > > Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
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> > > Post Operative................. A letter carrier
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> > > Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholster
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> > > Rectum......................... Nearly feckin killed him
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> > > Secretion...................... Hiding something
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> > > Seizure........................ Roman emperor
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> > > Tablet........................ A small table
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> > > Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport
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> > > Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out