Stupidest ever work colleague?

[joeSoap]

Weve just taken on a temp...form Cavan.... and she's the truest ever testament that blondes deserve all of those jokes about them.She's incredibly dumb.The phone rang, she simply picked up the receiver, waited 1o seconds and said "Hold on a minute sir, and I'll check....".She then turned around and asked us "Is this the marketing department" This, 10 seconds after she answered the phone, "Hello, Marketing"....
That is not a blonde joke...it actually happened. Theres a few more incidents too, but I'll spare ye the details.
Anyone else out there work with a total dork??

[the 12 th man]

guy was working with me and i just asked him what his last job was.
he said he was working with a tree surgeon company so i asked him why he left the job .
his reply :"i was working up a high tree and i cut down the branch i was standing on and fell and broke my arm!!!!!!!!" :eek: