Most outrageous junk mail????

[Pauro 76]

Just opened a yahoo email account, but getting some very amusing junk mail... from the "ive just won E500,000 in an internet lottery", "a russian oil billionaire in prison wants me to open a bank account for him in Ireland" and to top it all, a Nigerian who wants me to "join his private army fighting for his brother who is in a credit card scam in Lagos..." Whats the most outrageous junk mail offer you've received?

[tiktok]

Whats the most outrageous junk mail offer you've received?

Got the Nigerian equivalent of the Russian one you mentioned...

i am a bank manager, we have fifty million in a bank but need to move it before the government confiscates it, we will give you five if you allow us to move it through your account :rolleyes:

[SÓC]

Got the Nigerian equivalent of the Russian one you mentioned...

i am a bank manager, we have fifty million in a bank but need to move it before the government confiscates it, we will give you five if you allow us to move it through your account :rolleyes:
There is an internet sport involving winding up the spoofers.

Just pretend that you want to go along with their scam, see what you can get them to do, how much you can annoy them etc. Some lads got the Nigerian Scammers to send them money as a 'sign of goodwill'.

[harpskid]

a Nigerian who wants me to "join his private army fighting for his brother who is in a credit card scam in Lagos

Got that one myself last week

Was gonna respond and see if i could get anything outta him/her/it but i decided just to "trash" it in the end up

[drinkfeckarse]

I keep getting loads of different surgery companies sending me e-mails offering me penis enlargements at knock down prices :confused: :confused:

Maybe my wife has been on their websites!? :o :D

[eoinh]

I keep getting loads of different surgery companies sending me e-mails offering me penis enlargements at knock down prices :confused: :confused:




Dont believe them. thats just a c ock and bull story!

[Schumi]

The best I got was from some crowd in America offering to ordain me so I could officiate at weddings, funerals and baptisms or start my own church!

[Macy]

The best I got was from some crowd in America offering to ordain me so I could officiate at weddings, funerals and baptisms or start my own church!
Schumi, the new Ian Paisley... :D

[the 12 th man]

The best I got was from some crowd in America offering to ordain me so I could officiate at weddings, funerals and baptisms or start my own church!

instant excommunication my friend,dont be tempted.

anyway fr schumi just doesnt sound right :D

btw,i got the "make your todger bigger" ones as well :eek:

[pineapple stu]

There was one sent to the UCD Supporters' Club e-mail offering us the job of manager of some African team (Mali I think) during the forthcoming African Nations' Championship. Gave details of salary, perks and job requirements. We sent off a spoofy e-mail (played in England, retired through injury, took over as manager at UCD, won the league three years running), and they came straight back and asked us to fly out for a meeting. Never any money transfers mentioned or anything! 'Twas very strange...

[Pauro 76]

Ok got yet another junk mail from another Dutch Internet Lottery crowd. this time winning 100,000 euros.... Its obviously a scam, but is there any grain of truth in this at all, got one saying id won 500,000 euros just a few weeks ago, im that skint id nearly reply to the junk just in case.......