Chris Doran Waterford chant?

[Colm]

Trying to come up with words to the tune of Chris Doran's song.... here's something to work with anyway, please post it if you can think of better....

If McGrath stopped drinking in the morning,
and if Reynolds should leave ye high and dry,
if ye're club should fall apart without warning,
the Rebel Army would laugh,
cos we all know Musnter's only got one big club

Not great but I'm sure we can do better! :)

[thecorner]

good start though

[thecorner]

luv the bit about mcgrath

[eoinh]

not saying where she works but Chris Doran visited where my fiancee works.

while there he a had drink of coke. two women of 25 had an argument about who would take the empty can.

Apparently the women who won was proudly displaying his empty can on her desk all that day.

[Colm]

luv the bit about mcgrath

We might see him in the yellow house before the game! :D

[thecorner]

We might see him in the yellow house before the game! :D


thats if we are able to see in the yellow house before the game

recent waterford games at the rsc are a bit of a blur

[Colm]

thats if we are able to see in the yellow house before the game

recent waterford games at the rsc are a bit of a blur

That's very true!!

[Éanna]

or just repeat "you got your points from britain" (tune of: you don't know what you're doing) over and over again :D

OR

Oh 7 points, (Oh 7 points)
Is a disgrace, (Is a disgrace)
Oh 7 points is a disgrace,
For a sheepshagging tosser,
who disgraced us in Turkey

[Eric]

Oh 7 points, (Oh 7 points)
Is a disgrace, (Is a disgrace)
Oh 7 points is a disgrace,
For a sheepshagging tosser,
who disgraced us in Turkey

I like it!!! :D

[eoinh]

so youre saying Chris Doran cheated on his sheep for a Turkey. thats fowl. give the man the bird.

[razor]

or just repeat "you got your points from britain" (tune of: you don't know what you're doing) over and over again :D

OR

Oh 7 points, (Oh 7 points)
Is a disgrace, (Is a disgrace)
Oh 7 points is a disgrace,
For a sheepshagging tosser,
who disgraced us in Turkey

OR
We should have sent (We should have sent)
The L@nger Song (The L@nger Song)
We should have sent the L@nger Song
with only 7 points in Turkey
We should have sent the L@nger Song.

[Éanna]

so youre saying Chris Doran cheated on his sheep for a Turkey. thats fowl. give the man the bird.
groan :o :D


OR
We should have sent (We should have sent)
The L@nger Song (The L@nger Song)
We should have sent the L@nger Song
with only 7 points in Turkey
We should have sent the L@nger Song.
nice wan razor. excellent stuff. sure we can give them both a lash!!!

[Kenetic]

"There's only one Johnny Logan, one Johnny Logaaaaaan...."

[patsh]

I don't think any chant will beat the sheer, existential brilliance of the following piece of prose, as posted by BlueChuck on the WUFC board:

"He went to cork city, he went to cork city,
and got a nice cheque, and got a nice cheque,
hes still that sh*t, the blues signed bruton,
his arse is up 4 rent. and he scores with the best.
oh neale fenn.Neale fenn blues 4 europe.
welcome back judus.

im a blaa,im a blaa,if i was from waterford id be known as a BLAA."

He doesn't seem to think much of their signing from Queenstown, with his bit about "the blues signed bruton, his arse is up 4 rent"

Tolstoy, Dostevsky, Shakespeare, Dickens, Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson......
Beat that !

[tiktok]

i think i'm frightened in a 'deliverance' kind of way.
they do have schools there, don't they??? :D :D

[adamcarr]

I don't think any chant will beat the sheer, existential brilliance of the following piece of prose, as posted by BlueChuck on the WUFC board:

"He went to cork city, he went to cork city,
and got a nice cheque, and got a nice cheque,
hes still that sh*t, the blues signed bruton,
his arse is up 4 rent. and he scores with the best.
oh neale fenn.Neale fenn blues 4 europe.
welcome back judus.

im a blaa,im a blaa,if i was from waterford id be known as a BLAA."

He doesn't seem to think much of their signing from Queenstown, with his bit about "the blues signed bruton, his arse is up 4 rent"

Tolstoy, Dostevsky, Shakespeare, Dickens, Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson......
Beat that !
I saaw that earlier Absolutely shocking! And the Waaaahheerrrffffuuuurrr fans think the same!

[thecorner]

chant used by the rovers fans and waterford fans seemed to really flip out over it

Ooh Aah Where's Paul McGrath ? ,
Ooh Aah he's in the bar...

[one_bounce]

or just repeat "you got your points from britain" (tune of: you don't know what you're doing) over and over again :D

OR

Oh 7 points, (Oh 7 points)
Is a disgrace, (Is a disgrace)
Oh 7 points is a disgrace,
For a sheepshagging tosser,
who disgraced us in Turkey

Oh 7 points, (Oh 7 points)
Is a disgrace, (Is a disgrace)
Oh 7 points is a disgrace,
For a sheepshagging pikie,
who disgraced us in Turkey

[one_bounce]

chant used by the rovers fans and waterford fans seemed to really flip out over it

Ooh Aah Where's Paul McGrath ? ,
Ooh Aah he's in the bar...

booooooooooooooooooooo :mad:

[Hecko]

What's the story?

You think making racist comments about someone being a traveller is alright by saying Paul McGrath is an alcoholic is offensive...******

[Hecko]

This might be a bit of the point, but being different is kinda what racism is about...just don't like to see City getting dragged into the gutter

[tiktok]

yeah, they were funny enough without dragging 'pikey' into it. normally being overly PC drives me mad, but we don't need to drag out Rovers chants, do we.
i don't fancy getting on McGrath's back either, i'm not even that sure he's still involved with the club in any meaningful way. :(

[one_bounce]

Travellers are different

sactly! dirty smelly illiterate good for nuthin lay about parasites vs greatest irish player ever...hmmm

[sharon]

jesus if ye havent got anything nice 2 say just shut the f**k up and dont say anything at all!give the guy a break!

[one_bounce]

jesus if ye havent got anything nice 2 say just shut the f**k up and dont say anything at all!give the guy a break!

right boss ;)