max power
19/05/2004, 11:40 AM
HERE is a top ten list of things that could be worse then even Alan Smith moving to Man Utd.....
10. Peter Reid comes back.
9. It’s revealed the Smith transfer is a swap deal: Leeds get £1m, plus Phil Neville and Diego Forlan.
8. Oil found under Elland Road; George Bush invades to liberate Leeds fans from "vile dictator" Gerald Krasner, with 200,000 troops, 500 tanks, 790 helicoptors, and a polaroid camera…
7. Howard Wilkinson returns……brandishing a dusty copy of Charles Hughes’ FA coaching manual.
6. Seth Johnson and Michael Duberry pledge their futures to the club.
5. Leeds United announces name change to: 'The Yorkshire Branch of the Manchester United Talent Spotting Academy'.
4. Stan Boardman booked for a morale-boosting post-season seminar.
3. Mark Viduka is sold without having technically asked for a transfer, so is due "loyalty bonus": he takes all the balti pies.
2. At the 11th hour, Leeds snatch Emile Heskey from under the nose of Birmingham City.
1. The new season starts.
10. Peter Reid comes back.
9. It’s revealed the Smith transfer is a swap deal: Leeds get £1m, plus Phil Neville and Diego Forlan.
8. Oil found under Elland Road; George Bush invades to liberate Leeds fans from "vile dictator" Gerald Krasner, with 200,000 troops, 500 tanks, 790 helicoptors, and a polaroid camera…
7. Howard Wilkinson returns……brandishing a dusty copy of Charles Hughes’ FA coaching manual.
6. Seth Johnson and Michael Duberry pledge their futures to the club.
5. Leeds United announces name change to: 'The Yorkshire Branch of the Manchester United Talent Spotting Academy'.
4. Stan Boardman booked for a morale-boosting post-season seminar.
3. Mark Viduka is sold without having technically asked for a transfer, so is due "loyalty bonus": he takes all the balti pies.
2. At the 11th hour, Leeds snatch Emile Heskey from under the nose of Birmingham City.
1. The new season starts.