Cow executed for seducing man for sex

[pauliek]

Happened to me once

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/06/15/man-claims-he-was-seduced-by-a-cow-for-sex/

[Mr A]

That'll teach you to seduce men for sex.

[Stevo Da Gull]

How backward do you have to be to execute a cow for 'seducing' a man. It's effin insane. Cow gets raped, then gets executed for it. I know that this doesn't just happen to cows, but it's still crazy and shameful.

[SkStu]

How backward do you have to be to execute a cow for 'seducing' a man. It's effin insane. Cow gets raped, then gets executed for it. I know that this doesn't just happen to cows, but it's still crazy and shameful.

its obviously the cows fault for being too sexy....

[Lev Yashin]

I heard the earth Mooved for both of them


Sorry...

[John83]

How backward do you have to be to execute a cow for 'seducing' a man. It's effin insane. Cow gets raped, then gets executed for it. I know that this doesn't just happen to cows, but it's still crazy and shameful.
There are countries where a woman can be stoned to death for being raped, and this surprises you?

[SkStu]

I heard the earth Mooved for both of them


Sorry...

usually its the man milking the cow....

[Stevo Da Gull]

There are countries where a woman can be stoned to death for being raped, and this surprises you?

Which is why I said "I know that this doesn't just happen to cows, but it's still crazy and shameful."

[Wolfie]

A former journalist told me a story of a man who appeared in court on a few occcasions for charges of beastiality towards sheep.

This journalist was a young reporter for the Irish Times covering court reports.

When the accused was questioned by the judge "What happened this time??" the man replied "I was having a p*ss in a hedge and the sheep backed into me".

:D

[SkStu]

A former journalist told me a story of a man who appeared in court on a few occcasions for charges of beastiality towards sheep.

This journalist was a young reporter for the Irish Times covering court reports.

When the accused was questioned by the judge "What happened this time??" the man replied "I was having a p*ss in a hedge and the sheep backed into me".

:D

ewe gotta be kidding me?

[Acornvilla]

that must have been one sexy cow

[Thunderblaster]

A former journalist told me a story of a man who appeared in court on a few occcasions for charges of beastiality towards sheep.

This journalist was a young reporter for the Irish Times covering court reports.

When the accused was questioned by the judge "What happened this time??" the man replied "I was having a p*ss in a hedge and the sheep backed into me".

:D

Did the judge ask the defendant was he good at sheep shagging??

[poster]

ewe gotta be kidding me?

That's very sheepish.:beauty:

[strangeirish]

Did the judge ask the defendant was he good at sheep shagging??
No, because it was a cow he was shagging. Unless, the judge drank some milk of amnesia...
:shame: