Gunman goes on rampage in England

[Mr A]

The suspect is a taxi driver. I'll bet he started off his rampage by saying "I'm not a murderous gunman, but...."

[thischarmingman]

The suspect is a taxi driver. I'll bet he started off his rampage by saying "I'm not a murderous gunman, but...."

..and when he gets sentenced to 15 years by the judge he'll say, "Ah, have you nothing smaller?"

[Mr A]

Yeah, next time I get a taxi in Cumbria I'll think twice before calling shotgun.

[tricky_colour]

Yea, last time I tried to hail a cab in Cumbria he just shot straight past me!!

[osarusan]

FFS lads, you may be able to make jokes about it, but let's try and at least show a little tiny bit of compassion for a lot of people who will be alone tonight, in the dark, with no hope of a cab now the driver's gone and topped himself.

[Fr Damo]

These comments are FCUKING hilarious alright. You guys obviously didn't find the IDF attack as funny or is it 12 English human lives are not as worthy as 9 turks or whatever nationality those victims were?
This was less than 100 miles away from our shores i.e Dublin to Fermoy or Cork to Galway.