alternative nursery rhymes

[the 12 th man]

little boy blew
he needed the money :D

[Peadar]

alternative nursery rhymes

Humpty Dumpty Fell Off The Wagon.
Jack & Jill Ended Up In Arbour Hill.
Three Blind Mice Eaten By Guide Dogs
Old Mother Hubbard Spent The Food Money On Crack & Booze.

[tiktok]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and All the Kings men
made a giant Omelete

Jack and Jill went up a hill
to fetch a pail of water
Silly Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a daughter

It's amazing the silly stuff from school that sticks in your head while you lose the lessons you were taught. ;)

[the 12 th man]

peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife and loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
F***** her a**
and went to bed!!

[shedite]

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings horses and all the kings men,
said fcuk him, he's only an egg

[brendy_éire]

Hi ho, hi ho.
It's off to work we go.
We work all day for the IRA.
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho.