Crystal Swing -- What the F***?

[theworm2345]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxlmTrQ1LjQ

A friend just sent me this...is this an inside joke over there or something? Someone please explain because I'm very confused.

[Bluebeard]

Crystal Swing are a great idea - combine the notion of the Kelly Family and Sonny Knowles, and fill the void created by both:eek:

Incidentally, what is this Rural TV sh!te about? According to wiki it's going a year now; anyone know who / what is behind it, beyond what wiki says?

[SkStu]

if there is anything sexier than "the look" given after 1:08 then i haven't seen it.

Crystal Meth for Eurovision 2010!!

[Longfordian]

It's brilliant and insane and disturbing. I think they're completely serious about their art as well. It's not a joke to them.

[jebus]

Check out the tweet from Ellen DeGeneres that begins with My Producers Just

http://twitter.com/theEllenShow

Also re: the daughter....WOULD

[Jofspring]

The guy in it was creeping the **** out of me, had to stop it. From the website i get the impression they think they are a youtube sensation because everyone loves the song....how wrong are they. Book Crystal Swing for a foot.ie get together this year? :eek:

[theworm2345]

Check out the tweet from Ellen DeGeneres that begins with My Producers Just

http://twitter.com/theEllenShow

Also re: the daughter....WOULD
No question, though things might get weird with the brother there judging by the video.

[SkStu]

No question, though things might get weird with the brother there judging by the video.

haha! yeah deffo. Id be afraid id look up to see him crying and masturbating simultaneously....

or something...

she is a fine bit of shtuff though.

[Joe Strummer]

It gets worse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjzEV7tqGTM

[theworm2345]

I just read they're going on the Late Late Show (maybe tomorrow or one of the two Fridays after that)

[Wolfie]

Even a rushed view of their website tells you all you need to know.

How do we manage to produce this never ending line of musical nutcases / embarassments?

[stann]

Like politicians, we get the musicians we deserve. :D

[sixesandsevens]

The boys a star.... he could give Alan Partridge a run for his money in looking gormless. You can't coach that, just natural talent :D

[Joe Strummer]

The Tribute Act
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waHrxROTYQs&feature=related

[oscar]

i think the brother and sister are at it and i'd like to know where the father is(don't tell me he's the cameraman)as he has alot to answer for

[oscar]

It gets worse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjzEV7tqGTM

he's some mover.....i'm scared

[MaryDrummer]

This freaked the crap outta me when I saw it first. A guy shouldn't be looking at his sister like that when singing lyrics that could imply incestuous acts.
A girl I know was two years ahead of the Dearbhla one in school and she's a complete nutcase apparently. Why it doesn't surprise me...

[Boo_Boy]

I hope to god this dies down and it's not the new pants on the ground. It's scary that Ellen DeGeneres tweeted this to 4 million people.
That family has problems.
Please let their car die on the way to Dublin for the Late Late appearance.



Also re: the daughter....WOULD


haha! yeah deffo.

she is a fine bit of shtuff though.

Put it away lads, she's 17 according to the Irish Times article. Back to the totty thread you go ;).

[passinginterest]

Join the Facebook page it's genius. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/CRYSTAL-SWING/337550083536?ref=nf

[SkStu]

Put it away lads, she's 17 according to the Irish Times article. Back to the totty thread you go ;).

grass on the pitch?

[Longfordian]

Join the Facebook page it's genius. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/CRYSTAL-SWING/337550083536?ref=nf

Joined that alright, it's very good. "Just got a message from Thurston Moore, he loves He Drinks Tequila"!

[De Town]

Put it away lads, she's 17 according to the Irish Times article. Back to the totty thread you go ;).

If she's old enough to hold a fork, she's old enough to eat meat.

[Longfordian]

17 is legal no need to worry. But I wouldn't anyway, she's too freaky.

[theworm2345]

Put it away lads, she's 17 according to the Irish Times article. Back to the totty thread you go ;).
I'm 19 so there shouldn't be any problems :D


17 is legal no need to worry. But I wouldn't anyway, she's too freaky.
Not here it isnt, good thing they're from Ireland

[Boo_Boy]

17 is legal no need to worry. But I wouldn't anyway, she's too freaky.

I thought it was 18 :o.

[juan]

Crystal Swings new album 'Keeping It In The Family' is out now in all terrible music outlets.

[juan]

Anyone else throw up in their mouths when she sings "you're so naughty, i want you to kiss my body". The mother comes across like a bit of tease in the video.

[passinginterest]

Anyone else throw up in their mouths when she sings "you're so naughty, i want you to kiss my body". The mother comes across like a bit of tease in the video.

No, I throw up in my pants :D

[Boo_Boy]

Late Late Show tonight. God.

[Lionel Ritchie]

I can't wait! they're savage.

[gustavo]

KjzEV7tqGTM

[Lionel Ritchie]

Still frothing with anticipation. I just watched Boyzone display such a vulgar void of dignity. Christ why don't they just dig yer man up, have him stuffed and put some battery operated device to work animating him. They just mimed a song, that rides yer mans unfortunate demise like it's the cheapest whore on the docks, on which at least two of them maintained a proud Boyz tradition of making no audio contribution whatsoever (but mimed to what I'm certain are female backing singers). **** Crystal swing are on!!!!

[Lionel Ritchie]

the mammys an octopus! fender telecaster guitar solo on the right hand, brass section on the left...

[Boo_Boy]

Holy feck that was funny. What's scary is my 87 year old grandmother called and said she enjoyed it.

EDIT: They seem like a nice bunch though.

[Jofspring]

He's rockin the **** out of the hucklebuck

[gustavo]

http://i42.tinypic.com/16k9fyo.gif

[SkStu]

thats scares the bejaysus out of me.

[Wolfie]

If they hook up with that brother and sister act that represented us in the Eurovision a few years ago - we could have a Supergroup to conquer the world on our hands.

Three thumbs aloft for "The Inbreds".

[theworm2345]

Well I think its safe to say their 15 minutes of fame is over...I may be eating my words when they're triple platinum in a few months but I doubt it.

[passinginterest]

The lads running the Facebook page have called it quits too, it's a sad day :(

[Wolfie]

Well I think its safe to say their 15 minutes of fame is over...I may be eating my words when they're triple platinum in a few months but I doubt it.

This lot will be around for a long time - its only the beginning.:frown::eek:

[juan]

its only the beginning.
Yeah... of the end!

[Boo_Boy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2XXuRHq15o

[strangeirish]

Hope you boys didn't miss this (http://foot.ie/threads/34813-YouTube-Google-Video-Thread?p=1338419&viewfull=1#post1338419) in the YouTube thread.:cool:

[twoenz]

I was off the Internet for Lent, so missed this phenom. Was the mother in the Human League?

And I'm a bit worried that I laughed at one of Ellen's jokes. In her whole time as a sitcom that didn't happen once.

[sheao]

Appearing as guests on the Ellen show on Monday in the US.

[juan]

Appearing as guests on the Ellen show on Monday in the US.

Dear American people,
On behalf of the Irish people I would like to say, we are really really sorry.

Regards
Juan.

[Spudulika]

Dear American people,
On behalf of the Irish people I would like to say, we are really really sorry.

Regards
Juan.

I think after this we can allow the Yanks invade another couple of countries for reasons the multinationals decide upon. God help them, no matter what they've done they don't deserve this!

[prince20]

Appearing as guests on the Ellen show on Monday in the US.

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/

For those who are interested...just watched it there, lets just say its "interesting":rolleyes:

[the 12 th man]

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/

For those who are interested...just watched it there, lets just say its "interesting":rolleyes:


Fair play to them,they rocked the place.