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tetsujin1979
19/12/2009, 2:19 AM
I'm in an odd mood (odder than usual anyway) so, just for kicks and giggles, write the obituary of the person who posted in this thread before you.

It'll either be a fascinating insight into how the posters of foot.ie see each other, or a pointless waste of time lost forever in less than 24 hours.

Get to it.
Acornvilla
19/12/2009, 11:57 AM
hmm.. seeing as i'm newish i shouldnt probably post but i'll give it a lash:) i see you a lot on the ireland threads.. tets was a wonderful man an avid supporter of his country, very rarely ill informed and a very good contributer, somtimes funny, rarely wrong we loved him very much its a shame he was from limerick :)
centre mid
19/12/2009, 5:23 PM
Acornvilla

He could never really make his mind up which club he supported and possibly was a goalkeeper of some repute. Like to use smilies in his posts. Foot.ie was a colder place until sept 2009.
rambler14
20/12/2009, 12:38 PM
centre mid....................hit by a bus!
Sam_Heggy
20/12/2009, 1:24 PM
Rambler14............. hit the LOI bug.
John83
20/12/2009, 1:45 PM
Rambler14............. hit the LOI bug.
Old Sam Heggy,
Hit on the head he,
Fell down like a stone.
Old Sam Heggy,
Bled internally,
And died of gastrointestinal cancer just to screw with any attempts to make this rhyme.
jebus
21/12/2009, 11:22 PM
John83
He came, he saw, he wrote a poem about Sam Heggy, he died of a broken heart after the poor reviews it recieved
theworm2345
22/12/2009, 4:32 AM
jebus - King of the Totty Watch (maybe thats more of an epitaph than an obituary)
passinginterest
22/12/2009, 9:05 AM
theworm2345 - His love for David Connolly knew no bounds, his video collections of Irish internationals was bigger than RTE's and New York was his favourite city in the world ;)
SkStu
22/12/2009, 1:52 PM
passinginterest, really just a Rovers fans with a penchant for pink shirts.
Longfordian
22/12/2009, 2:03 PM
SkStu, his love for Bohs couldn't be dulled by distance and he could always be relied upon for pictures of some unheard of North American totty.
OwlsFan
22/12/2009, 4:22 PM
Longfordian, was born at an early age in a county which you only visit when passing through to some place more interesting. He didn't like stats and was oft heard to say "facts schmacts, you can use facts to prove anything". He used to get very worried when a bus and the Luas collided even though the Luas goes no where near Longford - and indeed does anyone else unless they have to. Alas he never lived to see his dream will come true of Longford Town getting a gate over 50 people and a dog :p
Magicme
22/12/2009, 4:27 PM
Three words can sum up OwlsFan's life....Idiota, Cretino, Stupido.
oscar
22/12/2009, 8:15 PM
Magicme.....she was some goer;):D
Wangball
23/12/2009, 8:46 AM
Oscar, taken from us by Venereal Disease
Magicme
23/12/2009, 9:23 AM
Where is the sarcastic "thanks" button when you need it.
tiktok
23/12/2009, 9:43 AM
Where is the sarcastic "thanks" button when you need it.

Magicme, fought the good fight for MUFC, making them remarkably popular on the forum despite few of the posters on here ever actually going near the place. :D

After death and the puiblication of her obituary, she continued to haunt the thread.
First
23/12/2009, 6:36 PM
Oscar, taken from us by Venereal Disease

Sadly it would seem it was self inflicted.
blue til i die
27/12/2009, 7:54 PM
Rovers fan was pat dolan's online name to throw us off, but we all knew....his fondness for kinder surprises proved his downfall after accidently forgetting to remove the toy....RIP :D
peadar1987
27/12/2009, 9:00 PM
Blue til I die: Took John Frost with him.
old git
28/12/2009, 3:31 PM
Blue til I die: Took John Frost with him.

peadar 1987 died in exile in edinburgh many miles from his beloved shankill :(