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dahamsta
17/10/2001, 6:04 PM
Heh, somebody just sent me a formula for figuring out your screen name in porn:

First Name: Name of your favourite pet.
Last Name: Name of the street you grew up on.

Love,
Scamp Silverdale

The Legend
20/10/2001, 1:57 AM
Well done Lucky,

Now you left that secret out!


Darkie Somerton

Jim Smith
20/10/2001, 2:40 AM
With a name like Sandy Quail I'd be playing to a, how should I put it, 'specialist niche'

Pauro 76
24/10/2001, 10:36 AM
Im from the sticks, we dont have streets! Heard it was your mums maiden name for the second one, therefore:

Benny Mone!!!!!!

pete
24/10/2001, 12:05 PM
Using the street/estate name would make me Eddie Diamond.

Sounds more like a pimp to me ;)

dahamsta
24/10/2001, 12:25 PM
Sounds more like a gangster to me - Eddie "The Cutter" Diamond.

Scamp "The Tickler" Silverdale

gustavo
24/10/2001, 3:19 PM
Sparky "The Muff" Diver anyone?

Neil
24/10/2001, 5:08 PM
Choccy Cul de Sac?

Wolfie
15/07/2008, 1:50 PM
Heh, somebody just sent me a formula for figuring out your screen name in porn:

First Name: Name of your favourite pet.
Last Name: Name of the street you grew up on.

Love,
Scamp Silverdale

Ringo Cedarwood :D

jebus
15/07/2008, 1:52 PM
Ted Edward :( Sound like a debt collector

pineapple stu
15/07/2008, 1:57 PM
Or a US politician. Which is close enough to what we were looking for.

Yours, etc,

Zig Clonkeen. :confused:

osarusan
15/07/2008, 2:02 PM
My dog's name was Lex, and I grew up on Steele street.

Perhaps you know of my work.

Wolfie
15/07/2008, 2:03 PM
Heard it was your mums maiden name for the second one, therefore:

Benny Mone!!!!!!

By those criteria - "Ringo Tighe" - there's a pun in there somewhere..........

superfrank
15/07/2008, 2:14 PM
Misha Killarney. Don't think that's any good at all.

tetsujin1979
15/07/2008, 3:18 PM
Max Norwood, or if it's the first street name you lived on after moving out, Max Sussex.

Magicme
15/07/2008, 3:24 PM
I moved more often than a traveller during my life but my fav of them for porn reasons Buffy 69. 69th Street, Londonderry, Edmondton, AB. My first memories of life are from that address so maybe that explains my flirtiness!

Wangball
15/07/2008, 4:14 PM
Pet Name/Mother's Maiden Name spits out Tiny Lawless (Unruly midget cowboy perhaps?!)

Pet Name/Street Name is Tiny Ashfield....think I prefer the first one!

Jock MIB
15/07/2008, 5:20 PM
Heh, somebody just sent me a formula for figuring out your screen name in porn:

First Name: Name of your favourite pet.
Last Name: Name of the street you grew up on.

Love,
Scamp Silverdale

Benji Hardgate :)

GavinZac
15/07/2008, 6:48 PM
Bran Glenheights.

Apparently I star in the porn version of Crossroads.

stann
15/07/2008, 7:22 PM
Always do well in this game thanks to the pet's name.

Cannon Strand. :)


Which would be great if he hadn't been named after this guy! (http://www.thrillingdetective.com/cannon.html)

(BTW, and no messing here, if it was the place I grew up it would be Cannon DeLuxe! :D )

deecay
15/07/2008, 7:33 PM
Mike Ashley Old Bundoran Road :)